Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Feb 9, 2016 12:34:00 GMT -5
We join our smartly dressed heroes on the 4th tee of the final round as they attempt to stop the dominance of the Mighty Machine.
Our super heroes are Smif Tee aka me, Devil Boy aka Reddevil and Cement Man aka Trowelhead.
"How do u intened we go about this smif tee"
"I dont know yet Devil Boy, but we shall have to find a way"
"Lets just stick him in a hole and cover him with Cement"
"Not always the solution, Cement Man, how far ahead is he Devil Boy?"
"He is on the 7th green i believe"
"No you clown, how many shots in front is he?"
"Doughnut"
"Hey cement man thats not nice"
"True though!, now answer me again Devil Boy"
"Huh, oh alright, he is, lets see now, 7 take away 2 is 5, so he is 5 shots in front Smif Tee"
"Hhmm, 5 aye, we may be in trouble gentlemen, but well worked out Devil Boy"
"Thanks, i had to take my glove off to figure it out though"
"Jeesh"
"We may have to call in reinforcements"
"How about Mr Electric?"
"Not Plug Trubble?"
"No he retired, remember, he lost the L and is now just Pugtrubble, not only that he is in trouble for stalking and harrassing Arsene Wenger, trying to get him to spend some money, remember?"
"Oh yeah, UTD UTD!"
"Shut up, Devil Boy, u tart"
"Yeah Devil Boy, u should be saying Leicester, Leicester"
"Enough the pair of you, no things are much worse than that, we may have to call in,,,, u know?"
"NOT?"
" U MEAN?"
"Yep, affraid i do, Moaning Master aka T2theB2"
all three "NNNNOOOOOOOO"
"Where is he?"
"He has just finished i believe"
"Oh drat, thats not good Smif Tee"
"Hey, cant we just add his ghost then, see what he does?"
"Good thinking Devil Boy, but what if we get a glitch and get his commentary as well, it could be, " Bloody squirt this, squirt that, how did that miss, great game", it wont be pleasent"
" I have to agree Smif Tee, it could be horrible"
“Hey why dont we just build a barn?”
“Well farmers put their machines in a barn, don’t they?”
“Or we could put my potato’s in it, instead”
“You two are comical, how do you intend building a barn?, huh, lego bricks?”
“Now the only option i see is we finish up and see how we get on, hey look we been stood here and we are now 6 behind, what do you think?”
“Yeah i suppose ur right, lets just crack on”
We catch up with our fearless threesome as they leave the 18th green...
“So how did we get on gentlemen, i am 10 behind The Machine”
“I am 8 behind”
“Haha pair of loser’s i am only 7 behind, i beat you, i beat you, oh yeah, oh yeah”
“Ggggrrrrr”
“We wont hear the end of this Smiff Tee”
“Well done Devil Boy, you done good, but we still did not manage to break The Machine, i feel our only hope now is,, The Gusty Guru aka Blueorfe”
“Once again you maybe right Smiff Tee, but i still beat you both”
Cement Man with that, pushes Devil Boy into the lake, "beaut", and trudges off to the scorecard tent, and that is where we leave our Heroes to continue on the quest of, somehow getting The Machine to misfire, on the long voyage, that is TGC TOURS.