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Post by hmammoth on Jan 27, 2016 8:31:00 GMT -5
Since it's looking likely I am going to earn my tour card, I got a copy of the web.com handbook. It has some interesting rules that I want to go over with long standing members to make sure I got it right.
1) All members most look their best in suitable attire: Not a issue as you can see from the clip below that I look awesome.
2) Respect other members: Again not a issue, as long as other members don't make rude comments about my clothes, I won't punch them in the face.
3) No alcohol on course: I don't drink, that silver hip flask I carry at all times contains milk. Just don't try take some to see or I'll punch you in the face.
4) A small percentage of all winnings is donated to the web.com social club: This I don't like, anyone that comes to get any of my winnings risks a punch in the face. Also if I drink to much milk, it might result in a lot of face punching.
5) Replace all divots and respect the course: Now I am going to be a pro, I will hire a whole team of badly paid divot replacers. Since respect is mentioned a lot, show respect to my minions as they will be trained in face punching.
6) Appropriate language to be used at all times: Not a problem, I just played a practice round at Country Springs and used nothing but appropriate language. ******* **** ****** greens **** stop **** ******* ball ******* stop. **** you ************* green keepers, going to ******* **** ******* punch in the face.
As you can all see, I think I am a perfect match for the web.com. I should fit in just fine.
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