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Post by Brionne on Oct 13, 2015 0:30:46 GMT -5
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Oct 13, 2015 1:04:51 GMT -5
Bob, Bob, your back, yee haw ANDI, WELCOME. BEEN A WHILE?Certainly has Bob, hey you lost weight? YEAH, BEEN ON A BIT OF A DIET, OH MAN IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK, I CAN TELL YOU.
How come your back, I thought you got the sack for bribery and corruption? ER, NOTHING WAS PROVEN, MOVING ON, SEASON 2 ALREADY, EXCITED?
Yes Bob Very much, Ryder Cup season so high finishes are a must this year, and hopefully a spark of some form, middle of last season went a bit pear shaped, so hopefully be a bit more consistent this season. THE FIRST EVENT OF THE SEASON IS UPON US, THE FIRST EVENT LAST YEAR YOU CAPTURED, HOPING FOR THE SAME?
Certainly am Bob, going to give it my best Shot. SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE COURSE?Its a nice course Bob, very scoreable, so expect some low scores coming in this week. HOW DID YOU PLAY IN RD1?
Played ok Bob, got off to a slow start though, think I was -4 thru 9. but managed to salvage it back to a 62 (-10) for the round, so happy with that. NICE STEADY START, JUST HAVE TO BACK IT UP IN RD2?
That's the idea Bob, we shall have to wait and see. IS ACIDFLASHBACK, BRIONNE, CHRIS ETC ETC ALL ON THE TOUR?They are Bob, so get ya glad rags on, cos I feel the parties are about to begin once more. NO, PLEASE DONT DO KARAOKE AGAIN, PLEASE. Ha ha why not Bob, why not, hey you better get some beers in case Acidman comes in, OH YEAH GOOD IDEA, MAKE A NEW FRIEND IF I DO THAT, WONT I?Probably Bob, probably. WELL THANKS FOR BEING FIRST IN ANDI, AND GOOD LUCK IN RD2?Thanks Bob, good to have you back, see you after round 2.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2015 4:55:41 GMT -5
Bob the Reporter So we have here Luke Oswin. Just before his inaugural European event after earning his card through season 1s roller coaster year. How do you feel Luke?
Oswin Nervous Mr Bob. I've hit a practice round or two and the course is playing easy. Receptive course, gonna be shooting for pins. The elevations can be tricky, especially if the wind blows, but the scores will be low this week.
Bob So you feel you can win then?
Oswin Win? Not too sure, there are some unbelievably talented players on this tour. I'd be happy to make a few cuts and then go from there.
Bob You're currently ranked 250th in the world. What are your goals for this season?
Oswin One tournament at a time but I wish to get into the top 100 before seasons end. To get into the WGC in a few weeks time would be great as I love Empyreal Hills but I think that's too soon for me. To compete in a major this season would be totally rad also.
Bob Totally rad? I thought you were English?
Oswin It would be absolutely spiffing then old chap.
Bob Spiffing it would be. Best of luck out there.
Oswin Many thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2015 2:47:05 GMT -5
BOB So Luke, Just finished your second round. Another eagle to add to your first round eagle. How do you feel?
OSWIN Deflated Bob. My first round was so so poor. It took me 14 holes to get going and by then it was always going to be an uphill struggle to make the cut. I should have hit the range beforehand but I felt confident going in. A big lesson learnt for next week.
BOB You mention an uphill struggle to making the cut. But you did finish well in round 1. Hitting -5 for the last 5 holes. Did that make you think you had the chance?
OSWIN No Bob. -2 around here was extremely poor and with the winds being up for round 2 the chances were very low.
BOB You shot very well in those conditions in round 2 though, -7. It looks like a missed cut however.
OSWIN Yeah I felt better. The pressure of the birdie fest on the top tour got to me and I tried too hard round 1. Next week I'll be back but for now I'm going to drown my sorrows with a few lagers and a slice of pizza. Cheers.
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Oct 14, 2015 10:23:14 GMT -5
Bob, you about? YEAH I AM HERE ANDIWhat you doing down there Bob? CONTACT CAME OUT, BUT NO WORRIES I FOUND IT, SO ALLS GOOD, YOU OK?
Yeah smashing thanks Bob, lovely jubbly. THATS GOOD TO HERE, SO HOW IS THE GOLF GOING SO FAR?
Its going great Bob currently sitting in the top 5 so part one of the job done, cut made, well I am hoping anyway, now its on to part two and that is to finish as high as possible. SURELY THE CUT IS MADE, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT BY NOW, SURELY?
Yeah I'd like to think so Bob, just first tournament nerves I suppose. YOU'LL BE FINE MAN, STOP WORRYING, SO HOW DID YOU PLAY IN RD 2?
I played some good golf Bob, got a bit blowy if I remember correctly but shot 59 (-13) for the round and that is good enough for me. GOOD KNOCK THAT MAN, NO WONDER YOUR HAPPY, GAME SEEMS TO BE IN GOOD SPIRIT AT PRESENT?
Not going to moan Bob, you know me don't like to moan. TRUE, NEVER HEARD YOU MOAN ,,,,, SO COME ON THEN WHEN IS THE PARTY?
Don't know Bob all seems abit quiet on the western front, must be because its the first event of the year, everyone getting into the swing of things, I suppose. OH WELL, JUST GO AND HAVE A FEW BEERS AND A SLICE OF PIZZA WITH OSWIN.
Sounds just the ticket Bob, i will go see if I can find him, see you after rd 3. OK ANDI SEE YOU THEN.
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Post by acidflashback on Oct 14, 2015 15:13:43 GMT -5
Acid slips through the tent flap, glazy eyed.
It can't be! Can that really be you Acid?
BOB! Bob? BILL! No, BOB!
I thought you had been demoted Acid, considering the fact you are pretty average.
Errr thanks Bob, I think. Yes they ended up giving away some Euro cards and I was one of the lucky ones, I guess. Though seeing some of the scores being posted it might be more of the same.
Missed cuts?
Drunken debauchery.
Yes, Andi has been looking for you, needs his thirst quenched.
Smithy! Haven't caught up with that crazy bugger since our matchup in the unofficial end of year tournament we had... suffice to say we got a bit carried away with it on the golf course and cost Euro a point, but we had a blast!
Good to hear, so are you playing any better this season?
Hard to say Bob, with it being only the first rounds of the season. I managed to squeak in a bloody solid first round for my standards, seven-under after the first nine holes which called for a celebratory beer in the carpark. After the 4th beer we resumed the on the back nine, and I was struggling with three pars to begin. Finally managed to get my putter going again, and birdied three more before eagling the final hole for a round of 60.
What happened today?
Yes the winds were the story of the day. 20mph winds were crushing me, into and with the wind it was hard to judge distances. So I struggled hard and only managed to score a 67 but I'm pretty happy with that given the winds.
I'm not sure if the powers that be would be happy about you drinking beers in the carpark, but considering your appetite for the liquid gold and the fact you have no money, I'll keep it on the low.
Much appreciated Bob. So how about ticking a couple of beers on Andis tab eh?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 16:35:52 GMT -5
What's this Two tents? Damn it which ones Dave in? Lets try this one. Hello anyone in here........who is that in the corner?
You are tracking the footsteps of two young Tour Members? Huh, turn those spotlights down would you, can't see a thing. Where are they?
They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you? Who are you? Show yourself!.......It cannot be, I mistook you for Dave.
I am Dave. Or rather, Dave as he should have been. You fell.
Through fire.....and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak...... I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy......and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me......and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead......and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back...... until my task is done. Bob!!!
Bob? (looks puzzled then remembers) Yes. That was what they used to call me. Bob the Grey. That was my name. Oh Bob, good to see you.
I am Bob the White. And I come back to you now......at the turn of the tide. Turn of the tide? Are you bloody kidding me, I've been hacking around here the last 3 rounds and now the tides turning which will mean stronger winds.......I'm out of here and didn't you know Halloween isn't for another 2 weeks you idiot Bob, take that pointy wizard hat off and have a damn shave you scruffy bugger, you're giving the tour a bad name. No wonder no-one comes in here.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 1:52:39 GMT -5
Bob: Hi.
Bob: Hey.
Bob: Which one of is is the reporter?
Bob: I thought you were going to tell me.
Bob: Well I hope one of us figures this out because one of us needs to be on one side of the Atlantic interviewing people, and the other needs to be on the other side of the Atlantic playing on that "other" tour.
Bob: This confusion is giving me a headache.
Bob: Yeah, well good luck with, umm, whichever thing you're supposed to do.
Bob: You too, nice to meet you, Bob.
Bob: Same to you, Bob. Cheers!
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Post by Brionne on Oct 18, 2015 10:57:34 GMT -5
In walks Brionne B-Thomas, the golfer formerly known as world number 1, looking confused due to the smell of toilet spray in the air...
Good to see you back in the press tent BBT, it's been a while..
Hey Bob, no need to get all teary eyed..
I'm not tearing up...! Just sat through the extended version of Lord of the Rings and shared a bong with Acid....
Huh?.... You know we're live right?
Bob?...
(Cough, cough)... So.... Bradley Garcia finally caught you.. That's gonna leave a mark? You were so far ahead..
Really? You gotta start with that?
Ok... yes, Brad chased me down, and there was nothing I could do... Went of the boil for in the latter part of the season.. But let's be fair, Bradley played out of his skin and is my choice for player of the year! He is the best of the best, no doubt about it..
And now we're on to season 2.. Do you think you could get the number 1 spot back?
Oh hell yes.. My game is returning, along with some great consistency.. But it's not just Bradley to worry about anymore.. Ian Sweeney is in the mix and making a huge charge.. The guy is a machine.. I won't be surprised to drop to number 3 before long.. He's taken the first win of the new season and already applying the pressure to both Brad and I...
Yeah, your consistency was great this tournament.. four consecutive 60s
Yup, I'm very pleased with that.. I left a few strokes out there though.. I feel I should have posted way better scores, but then, I'm sure everyone else can say the same. 6th place is gonna help close the gap a little between Brad and I, and prevent Ian from taking to big a chunk out of my lead over him..
Would it be fair to say your rivals this season are Garcia and Sweeney?
Damn straight Bob! I think the number 1 spot is gonna change hands a few times this season...
Well... good luck next week, gonna be tough to be consistent at Hamish.. Course is tricky...
Thanks Bob!
Yo Acid... Smiffy.... Rugby world cup... let's go!.. Acid bro.. sharing is caring mate...
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Oct 18, 2015 12:40:39 GMT -5
Andi strolls in for the last time this week, HI ANDI, YOU LOOK A BIT DOWN, LIVERPOOL LOSE AGAIN?
No they drew Bob, makes a change hey , no I am abit disappointed with my final knock this week, that's all. WHY YOU HAVE A TOP 10, WHATS THE PROBLEM?Not so much a problem Bob, Happy as larry with the top 10, just gutted with the double bogey on 14, cost me a couple of places, and I know its only week 1, but that may or could prove costly at the end of the year. TRUE, BUT AS YOU SAY ITS ONLY WEEK 1 AFTER ALL, ONLY WAY IS UP, HEY?
Yes Jazz, that is very true. HUH SO WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME OF YOUR FINAL ROUND?
I shot a 64 (-8) for a total of -44, so all in all a good week Bob, may it long continue in to next week. BRIONNE SAYS NEXT WEEKS COURSE IT TRICKY, BUT HE IS ONLY WGR #2 NOW SO WHAT IS YOUR VIEW?
Have to agree Bob, I have had a few rounds there over time and I have to say I am not looking forward to it, could be a struggle, but we shall see, oh May I say Congratulations to Ian Sweeney on winning this weeks Event, VWP bud. YES MR SWEENEY IS PLAYING WELL, DO YOU THINK HE CAN CONTEND WITH BRIONNE FOR THE #1 SPOT AND WRESTLE IT FROM BRADLEY?
Don't care to be honest Bob, I'm not in the mix , but I am going to try my upmost to climb the wgr again, whether it happens or not shall remain to be seen. ALRIGHT ANDI, I ONLY ASKED A CIVIL QUESTION, MAY I HAVE A DECENT ANSWER PLEASE?
For the neutral Bob it is going to be a very interesting season at the top of the WGR swings and roundabouts, that's all I have to say, hey Bob, you got any food in here, aint half got the munchies all of a sudden ER , NO SORRY ANDI, OK OFF YOU GO NOW, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
Yeah ok Bob, do me a favour next week Bob, don't light them incense sticks next week , they smell horrible , see you next week. OK ANDI, BYE.
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