Columbus Championship@ The Asharoken Club
Aug 14, 2021 10:24:37 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Aug 14, 2021 10:24:37 GMT -5
Welcome to the Kinetic tour playoffs, well, I assume we are still going ahead with the play off system, I have not heard anything else but the admins never tell me anything, I don't think they trust me for some reason, I mean, I did not know that guy was a tax inspector or that the hidden off shore accounts where a secret, or the place where the bodies are buried was a need to know thing, thank god for lawyers right. Anyway for those that don't know the way the playoffs work, it's pretty simple, make the cut and you progress to the next week, miss the cut and you are done, your family disowns you, your photograph in the Kinetic clubhouse is turned to face the wall, you are shunned by your fellow Kinetic players, I wanted to have a big L stamped on your foreheads but for some reason, that was not allowed. The people that make the final week then take part in a winner takes all shootout, everyone plays all four rounds with the leader at the end bring crowned Kinetic tour champion and takes all the glory, prizes include taking me out for a dinner, having your photo taken with me, and a golf shirt with "Dan Sheehan gave me this" written on the the back.
Over the past few years, these three weeks had the toughest courses with difficult settings, because of the swing changes and such, I decided against that this year, there will still be the odd hole that seems unfair, there will still be a tricky day or two but overall the difficulty will about the same as for a normal week here on the Kinetic. Again, this just shows what I fantastic person I am. We have two fantastic courses and one terrible piece of shite that everyone will hate and cry about and want the designer banned from tgctours for ever.
So which course is first I hear you ask, well it's The Asharoken Club by that no good dirty dog alejandroacantilado. Mr Clifford used to be a good designer and this course use to be a good course when it was going to be used on a normal week on the Kinetic. Then the Lonely Dell scandal happened and I was forced to remove a course for the regular season so Lonely Dell would have a tour spot. The Asharoken Club was the club removed with the promise it would be used next season, but on no, that was not good enough and Mr Clifford threatened to sue me which is pretty much the same of blackmailing me which I think you will all agree is pure evil, a 100 dollars in compensation for removing his course. Since no one gets my money, not even family members needing a new kidney, I had no choice but to give in and use the course for the first week of the playoffs with is a containerload of sh%$ if you ask me. Did you see what I did there, I took his username and scrambled the letters to make another word, I am so clever, ok I had to leave a couple of letters out but dammit, you have got to be impressed with that, I bet Alex could not do something like that, to busy planning evil schemes.
Anyway, feel free to not replace divots this weeks, to drop your litter anywhere on the course, to not tidy up after yourselves in anyway. Have fun everybody, good luck with your attempts to make next week and if you don't make it through, then you are nothing to me.
Over the past few years, these three weeks had the toughest courses with difficult settings, because of the swing changes and such, I decided against that this year, there will still be the odd hole that seems unfair, there will still be a tricky day or two but overall the difficulty will about the same as for a normal week here on the Kinetic. Again, this just shows what I fantastic person I am. We have two fantastic courses and one terrible piece of shite that everyone will hate and cry about and want the designer banned from tgctours for ever.
So which course is first I hear you ask, well it's The Asharoken Club by that no good dirty dog alejandroacantilado. Mr Clifford used to be a good designer and this course use to be a good course when it was going to be used on a normal week on the Kinetic. Then the Lonely Dell scandal happened and I was forced to remove a course for the regular season so Lonely Dell would have a tour spot. The Asharoken Club was the club removed with the promise it would be used next season, but on no, that was not good enough and Mr Clifford threatened to sue me which is pretty much the same of blackmailing me which I think you will all agree is pure evil, a 100 dollars in compensation for removing his course. Since no one gets my money, not even family members needing a new kidney, I had no choice but to give in and use the course for the first week of the playoffs with is a containerload of sh%$ if you ask me. Did you see what I did there, I took his username and scrambled the letters to make another word, I am so clever, ok I had to leave a couple of letters out but dammit, you have got to be impressed with that, I bet Alex could not do something like that, to busy planning evil schemes.
Anyway, feel free to not replace divots this weeks, to drop your litter anywhere on the course, to not tidy up after yourselves in anyway. Have fun everybody, good luck with your attempts to make next week and if you don't make it through, then you are nothing to me.