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Post by Moe Slorkman on Jan 12, 2017 7:04:48 GMT -5
I'm bored and I have a place in my heart for Chuck Norris Jokes and seeming everyone here has ijs1543 on a kings chair I thought it could be fun to convert some Chuck jokes to sweeney I will start. Hopefully after this Sweeneys head expands so much it explodes . Ian Sweeney never fails, he tells success to come back when its ready for him. Ian Sweeney has a bear rug in his bedroom, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move. Chuck Norris once masturbated in a junk yard. Nine months later Ian Sweeney was born. Ian Sweeney holds the world record for keeping a golf ball in the air set in 2015. So far he has only hit it once. And Finally as we know Ian Sweeney plays his rounds on PS4 but he does it by plugging his penis into the USB slot and downloading Data from his ignormous Head. Feel free to add more men
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Post by smurfblade88 on Jan 12, 2017 7:24:09 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney is a !%$#. Did i do that right?
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Post by mde8965 on Jan 12, 2017 9:47:52 GMT -5
Here's a couple.
Ian Sweeney could win in PGA/Euro with a wired controller,turned upside down and behind his back....and not plugged in
You know HB Studios was going to mention Ian Sweeney on the game cover/box for TGC2 but Ian decided instead that He would allow HB Studios to mention their name on HIS game box.
Edit: one more... Ian Sweeney's video card broke the other day just as he was about to play the Euro event, so he decided to go ahead and play anyway with a black blank screen. He still won by 5 strokes...
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Post by Crazycanuck1985 on Jan 12, 2017 10:18:22 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney won last weeks event using a broken NES controller.
Ian Sweeney's dog is ranked 300th in the WGR and just earned a Euro Tour exemption.
Ian Sweeney doesn't worry about breaking putts. The breaks realize they are no match for him and simply get out of the way.
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Post by smurfblade88 on Jan 12, 2017 11:34:20 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney doesn't worry about breaking putts. The breaks realize they are no match for him and simply get out of the way. Anyone who has played with Ian live will attest to this
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Post by unclefester75 on Jan 12, 2017 12:12:26 GMT -5
Kim Jung-il once called Ian Sweeney the greatest golfer he has ever seen.
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Post by Giraffe72 on Jan 12, 2017 12:41:45 GMT -5
Kim Jung-il once called Ian Sweeney the greatest golfer he has ever seen. Ha ha, clever
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Post by Giraffe72 on Jan 12, 2017 12:48:06 GMT -5
When Ian Sweeney was born he drove his mum home from the hospital.
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Post by Brighttail on Jan 15, 2017 19:30:26 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney doesn't need to use fade or draw to counter the wind, instead the wind will change to correct the flight of the ball.
The ball is so afraid of Ian's driver, that Ian will line up his putts using the driver and the ball flees to the hole for cover.
There once was a shot called "the Dodo", which was four shots under par on one hole. Ian scored so many of these, he drove the shot into extinction.
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Post by rod81simo on Jan 16, 2017 3:27:53 GMT -5
Ian is so good at TGC that he should just find a new hobby Worth a shot hey ijs1543!
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Post by mrooola on Jan 16, 2017 9:34:57 GMT -5
Chuck Norris got so envy of Ian Sweeney's golf talent and begged for personal lessons. Ian then decided Chuck could be his Driver!
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Post by zarlyy on Jan 16, 2017 15:05:27 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney doesn't do push ups he does earth downs. Ian Sweeney can unscramble scrambled eggs. Ian Sweeney can strangle you with a cordless phone. No such thing as a lesbian, just woman that haven't meet Ian Sweeney Ian Sweeney has seen the end of the never ending story. .............................
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Post by Dave on Jan 16, 2017 16:43:36 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney once cut through a knife with hot butter. Ian Sweeney won the English County Championship, despite playing half the tournament on his own. (Maybe not a joke )
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Post by adamhill413 on Jan 16, 2017 16:59:52 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney announces the starter's name on the first tee. Ian Sweeney once played a tournament facing the wrong way, just so he'd know what second place looks like. Ian Sweeney's first ever birthday presents were gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Ian Sweeney has never been given ball finder glasses at Christmas. Ian Sweeney rested on the seventh day.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 17:42:47 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney once won the U.S. Open playing in Fiji.
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