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Post by joegolferg on Nov 21, 2015 10:48:33 GMT -5
Cockney bastard.
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Post by Pugtrubble on Nov 23, 2015 14:26:19 GMT -5
I dont get all this brown nosing. This ijs guy has had 1 or 2 decent results and they were due to lucky bounces. Theres loads of better players for tips on here. Look no further than yourself mr chaoz you could easily open your own putting school. Then there is mr reddevil who is the guru when it comes to ball striking, and then i could allways do some mentality training as i am such a relaxed player. Lol Indeed Thomas, you are to relaxed golfing and calm fairways as the movie twister would be to noise levels in the latest vacuum movie Gravity. On the positive side you fill party chat like the movie "Frozen" can compilment "Kelly's Heroes". Always entertaining and bringing smiles to our party chat whilst overloading the ether with "positive" negative waves !! The only man to commentate that " I am on the fairway and now off",,,, "OMG WTF HDTH (how did that happen), FO (do the math), IN (it never), IWIATO (it was in and then out) HTG (honest to god). I got another squirt !!! (uncertain !!), shanked again!!! I'm off, I'm off,,, it's doin my ead in !!! eagle,, should've been an albatros..... robbed again. I DON'T MOAN !!!!!! Only shot -16,,,, left 15 putts out there,,, on the front 9 !!!!! Crap game anyway.. Right boys,,, I'm off, best to all,,, nite,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, crap game..........rummige rummige rummige. OFF !! Footnote : - We all love Tom...but not in the way Tony thinks.....Nath asked that we clarify that and Corey 2nd'ed it !! ........ Ian sat on the fence ..... As usual I did all the work.... but it's ok cos Tom did enough complaining for us both...
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Post by t2theb2 on Nov 24, 2015 4:05:47 GMT -5
If i could like that mate more than once i would. That is quality bren. I felt like i was in a chat room with you all as i read it. Lol. I promise i will stop being as possitive and moan a bit more like the rest of you.
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Nov 24, 2015 6:13:36 GMT -5
That was brilliant bren, dnt get chance to chat wi u guys as much as i used too, but reading that it sounds like nothing has changed.
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Post by Pugtrubble on Nov 24, 2015 13:14:56 GMT -5
That was brilliant bren, dnt get chance to chat wi u guys as much as i used too, but reading that it sounds like nothing has changed. Everything has changed !!! except the mentality, and the complete and utter lack of daily groundhog !!!
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Post by Pugtrubble on Dec 1, 2015 8:32:18 GMT -5
Why does my pad squeek after every missed putt? Dear Thomas, If your pad appears to be squeeking after every missed putt but not after every missed chip, pitch, punch, approach shot or drive,,,, then could I suggest that possibly it is not your pad that is squeeking. As part of your undoubted pending investigative process could I suggest upon next registering said squeek on foot of a missed putt that you immediately unclench your buttocks and check your socks for any foreign content In any event this is one of those very rare occasions where I would not be recommending a liberal application of WD40, vaseline or whatever else may resolve your issue, or float your boat so to speak ! Looking forward to seeing you soon on the golf course. P.S. golfing etiquette requires that your wear your trouser bottoms outside your socks at all times, however, following written application to the HANDICAP committee exceptions can on occasion be accomodated. Yours in squeeking, Pugs.
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Post by Pugtrubble on Dec 1, 2015 9:24:37 GMT -5
Why does my pad squeek after every missed putt? Dear Thomas, If your pad appears to be squeeking after every missed putt but not after every missed chip, pitch, punch, approach shot or drive,,,, then could I suggest that possibly it is not your pad that is squeeking. As part of your undoubted pending investigative process could I suggest upon next registering said squeek on foot of a missed putt that you immediately unclench your buttocks and check your socks for any foreign content In any event this is one of those very rare occasions where I would not be recommending a liberal application of WD40, vaseline or whatever else may resolve your issue, or float your boat so to speak ! Looking forward to seeing you soon on the golf course. P.S. golfing etiquette requires that your wear your trouser bottoms outside your socks at all times, however, following written application to the HANDICAP committee exceptions can on occasion be accomodated. Yours in squeeking, Pugs. p.s. there is a further possibly plausible explanation involving friction co-efficients' and the venturi effect, however, socks and pants should COVER it for now !
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Post by Pugtrubble on Dec 1, 2015 9:27:42 GMT -5
Dear Thomas, If your pad appears to be squeeking after every missed putt but not after every missed chip, pitch, punch, approach shot or drive,,,, then could I suggest that possibly it is not your pad that is squeeking. As part of your undoubted pending investigative process could I suggest upon next registering said squeek on foot of a missed putt that you immediately unclench your buttocks and check your socks for any foreign content In any event this is one of those very rare occasions where I would not be recommending a liberal application of WD40, vaseline or whatever else may resolve your issue, or float your boat so to speak ! Looking forward to seeing you soon on the golf course. P.S. golfing etiquette requires that your wear your trouser bottoms outside your socks at all times, however, following written application to the HANDICAP committee exceptions can on occasion be accomodated. Yours in squeeking, Pugs. p.s. there is a further possibly plausible explanation involving friction co-efficients' and the venturi effect, however, socks and pants should COVER it for now ! In conclusion, it is important whilst on the top of your back swing to endeavour to blank all of this material from your mind. Tennis players grunt so why should'nt you squeek ?
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Post by t2theb2 on Dec 1, 2015 12:14:08 GMT -5
Sweeneys woried about my game since the new controller and now he getting all the tgc riff raff to barrack me. Its obvious wots goin on in this thread.
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Post by Pugtrubble on Dec 1, 2015 19:14:01 GMT -5
Sweeneys woried about my game since the new controller and now he getting all the tgc riff raff to barrack me. Its obvious wots goin on in this thread. Hate to burst your bubble Tom but the only game Ian is probably worried about right now is the one coming up in Greece next week
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