OK....here we go.
I’ll save you time. Here’s the 2016 schedule.
I’ll also note our four majors in bold.
In the event I feel there needs to be more explanation on the naming, I'll include it...especially for the more risque named ones...
Week Name Sponsor
1 Frostie Balls Championship - Frostie Root Beer
2 MacGuffin Memorial - World Wildlife Federation
3 Justin Bieber Farewell Invitational - Hearos Ear Plugs
4 The Gunga Galunga Classic - Jungle Products Ltd. - While the "majors" I'm proposing are related to golf movies, I had to include this as something other than a major as a tribute to Bill Murray's Carl Spackler. "Gunga Galunga" didn't seem right to name a major.
5 HeadOn Challenge - HeadOn Headache Roll-On
6 Nova Scotia Is Awesome Cup - HB Studios Look at the HB Studios website about where they're located.
7 Chile Open - Hormel Chili
8 BB King Memorial - BB King’s Blues Club Because I'm designing the BB King Memorial Course and dammit I think it's going to be good enough for a CC level tournament and I would be showing a lack of confidence if I didn't put this here and call my shot.
9 Seaman Open - Port of New Orleans Because after all, the guys who work on ships are named.....
10 Fiji Volcano Classic - Panda Express
11 Ball Whacker Championship - Automated Design Corporation The Ball Whacker is a REAL product.
automateddesign.com/?page_id=234612 Chubbs Peterson Memorial Handi-Wipes *** First Major Championship ***13 Duff Beer Classic - Duff Beer
14 TaxSlayer Spring Shootout - TaxSlayer Tax Software
15 Carolina Reaper Open - Smokin' Ed’s
16 Clapper Classic - The Clapper!
17 Nice Shot Championship - Nice Shot Golf Gloves A real product. A not very nice one.
nice-shot.myshopify.com/18 Wings and Beer Open - Buffalo Wild Wings
19 World Star Hip Hop Hollywood Classic - World Star Hip Hop
20 North Sentinel Island Championship - Nation of India North Sentinel Island, off the coast of India, is the last island in the world with a Stone-age tribe that kills anyone who lands on the island.
www.foxnews.com/science/2015/07/22/try-to-visit-this-island-and-may-not-leave-alive/21 The Sock Buddy Open - Sock Buddy Parrot Garment System This is a REAL product.
www.thesockbuddy.com/22 Danger Zone Challenge - Kenny Loggins
23 Bushwood Open - Billy Barule Golf Equipment *** Second Major Championship ***24 Rimmer Memorial - BBC Rimmer is a character from the BBC's Red Dwarf
25 Bushwacker Classic - Bushwacker Truck Gear Again, a real company.
www.bushwacker.com/26 Goose McKenzie Memorial Tournament - Crisco OK....now THIS one I'm going deep for.... Goose McKenzie is one of the main characters from the horrible movie Grease 2. (Grease...hence the Crisco sponsorship.) Goose McKenzie was played by a famous actor who had a more famous role.....and you can find out who that actor is by clicking this link......
27 Deep Hole Classic - Deephole Drilling Solutions
deepholesolutions.com/28 Whizzer Open - Whizzers Cordless Power Scissors Real product:
www.asseenontv-superstore.com/household/whizzer-cordless-scissors.html29 Las Vegas Goldfinger Open - Casino Royale (real LV casino)
30 Apple Bottom Cup - Apple Bottom Jeans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bottoms31 Romeo Pasar Invitational - Tincup American Whiskey *** Third Major Championship *** 32 Russian Open - Stolichnaya Vodka
33 Bearded Clam Championship - Bearded Clam Restaurant & Tiki Bar
www.thebeardedclamsarasota.com/34 Bob Parker Spay & Neuter Pro-Am - Happy Madison Productions Obvious reference to Happy Gilmore & Bob's passion to cut the nuts off animals.
35 Billy Mays Memorial - Classic UroClub I found a classic "As Seen on TV" product that's golf related to the late pitchman Billy Mays
36 Avery Island Open - Tabasco
www.tabasco.com/ OK, here's a little inside baseball. Avery Island, Louisiana is a private island and the only place in the world where they grow the peppers that are used for Tabasco sauce. No one is allowed on that island except for the factory that provides tours and the gator reserve on the property.
37 Taylor Swift Shake It Off Classic - Big Machine Records
38 Autism Speaks Charity Championship - Autism Speaks I have a son with autism. I try to find every way I can to promote autism research and awareness. Totally selfish thing to put on this list, but damn it, it's my son, I love him and this is a very little thing I can do.
39 Clueless Golfer Challenge - Conan O’Brien Check out his clueless gamer segments on TeamCoco.com
40 Poland Open - Bobak Sausage Company
bobak.com/41 Ty Webb Classic - Czervik Construction & Condos *** Fourth Major Championship ***42 Big Swinger Championship - Ashley Madison Ashley Madison is a website for married folks to "swing" or cheat.
43 Denver Flower Pot Open - Miller High Life Get it? Denver? Colorado? Pot? "High Life"?
44 Toilet Bowl Classic - Kohler Bath Products
45 Hot Lava Classic - Lava Soap
www.lavasoap.com/46 Softwood Invitational - Yellawood Wood Products
www.yellawood.com/47 Love A Quicky Classic - Quicky Grass Seed This is a real product........advertised by.......VINCE OFFER! That's right! Mr. Sham-Wow/Slap Chop himself!!!
48 Endless River Classic - Pink Floyd I'm a Floyd fan. Endless River was their last album put out last year.
49 Zap Rowsdower Memorial - Gizmonic Institute The hero of the "classic" The Final Sacrifice....as riffed on by Mystery Science Theater 3000....https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1865&v=hy4Eo1UrL9A
50 Crack Classic - Crack Magazine Crack Magazine is legit.
crackmagazine.net/51 Robert Peary Winter Classic - Toys R Us Christmas season...Christmas....North Pole...discovered by Robert Peary.
52 CC Player’s Championship TGC Tours --- OK, total suggestion. I'd say the top 10 players on each level go into one big batch for the Championship of the CC. Even the Z level guys get a shot at the big boys for the overall title.
Leftovers Open - Ziploc Bags The leftover tournament for everyone who is left over.
The majors...................
12 Chubbs Peterson Memorial - Handi-Wipes Happy Gilmore. The Handi-wipes is a reference to Chubbs having no hand.
23 Bushwood Open - Billy Barule Golf Equipment Caddyshack. Bushwood is the Country Club in the movie. Billy Barule is the putter that Ted Knight basically makes love to at the end of the movie.
31 Romeo Pasar Invitational - Tincup American Whiskey. Tin Cup. First, the whiskey is real. Romeo Pasar is Roy McAvoy's caddy and best friend....a chance to pay tribute to the unsung heroes...the caddy!
41 Ty Webb Classic - Czervik Construction & Condos Caddyshack. Hey, it's the far and away best golf movie ever. Two slots is the least it deserves. Ty Webb...the best golfer in the movie. Czervik's a nod to the late, great Rodney Dangerfield.