Coyote Canyon Arizona Invitational@Revelstoke Wine Club
Dec 4, 2022 9:13:00 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Dec 4, 2022 9:13:00 GMT -5
I was very wary about bringing you guys here. A wine club would normally be attended by people of a higher class than the average Kinetic player, you know, people who think that quality wine comes in a 2 liter cardboard box but the offer of free wine for my personal cellar for a year was to much to turn down. I tried to get the owner of Revelstoke Wine Club SluggieLoucks to cancel the wine tasting before each round but for some reason, he thinks that having you guys taste his wine will bring his brand to the public's attention and will generate more sales, it might bring more attention but I am not sure it is going to be positive attention, but that is his choice. At least try and behave yourself though, maybe limit the amount of wine that you drink, we all remember what happened last year when some of you had a little bit to much pre-round drink at a kinetic event. For those not in kinetic last year, a little video.
So I do expect some better behavior from you all this time around, especially from you guys that have only recently joined kinetic for the first time from that lower levels who tend to drink about 12 beers, smoke at least two packs of cigarettes during a round. You are in the pro tours now and expect a little bit of dignity from you. So no golf cart races, no hookers in the woods, no golf bags being thrown into lakes and finally streaking is out of the question, no one wants to see your beer belly's jiggling as you run across the 18th green on a dare. I am not here to spoil your fun but you guys just up from the challenge circuit need the crudeness of your behavior removed.
This week the green speeds have been maxed out for a couple of rounds. They are the only 2 rounds at that speeds planned for the moment but seeing how you play them helps me going forward. This is pretty much the last week of setting experimentation. I pretty much have a good idea what difficulty level will suit the kinetic now after the past few weeks and you should see that in upcoming events. I will still make mistakes from time to time with difficulty but we are getting there. Despite very fast greens, the is the easiest of the first 4 courses on kinetic, as an added bonus, there are a lot of eagle chances out there, should you decide its worth the risk going for them. I think scores will be lower this week despite the green speeds, those that adapt quicker to faster greens, have a great chance of scoring well. Course management is a most though with these green speeds as well as the risk reward shots. So while the course is easier, scores in general will be lower, blow up holes are more than possible. Which one will you be, the low score player, the blow up player, time will tell, good luck and have fun.
So I do expect some better behavior from you all this time around, especially from you guys that have only recently joined kinetic for the first time from that lower levels who tend to drink about 12 beers, smoke at least two packs of cigarettes during a round. You are in the pro tours now and expect a little bit of dignity from you. So no golf cart races, no hookers in the woods, no golf bags being thrown into lakes and finally streaking is out of the question, no one wants to see your beer belly's jiggling as you run across the 18th green on a dare. I am not here to spoil your fun but you guys just up from the challenge circuit need the crudeness of your behavior removed.
This week the green speeds have been maxed out for a couple of rounds. They are the only 2 rounds at that speeds planned for the moment but seeing how you play them helps me going forward. This is pretty much the last week of setting experimentation. I pretty much have a good idea what difficulty level will suit the kinetic now after the past few weeks and you should see that in upcoming events. I will still make mistakes from time to time with difficulty but we are getting there. Despite very fast greens, the is the easiest of the first 4 courses on kinetic, as an added bonus, there are a lot of eagle chances out there, should you decide its worth the risk going for them. I think scores will be lower this week despite the green speeds, those that adapt quicker to faster greens, have a great chance of scoring well. Course management is a most though with these green speeds as well as the risk reward shots. So while the course is easier, scores in general will be lower, blow up holes are more than possible. Which one will you be, the low score player, the blow up player, time will tell, good luck and have fun.
