Post by hmammoth on May 22, 2022 8:25:26 GMT -5
First of all, welcome to any any comers that may have gotten promoted either from the promotion event of from cc-a, I am the scheduler here on Kinetic, the picker of courses, the setter of conditions, the talker to himself on the forums. I hope you enjoy your time here on Kinetic be yuu here for awhile or just a short visit. This week we have the first Lidar course of the season here on KInetic. Lidar courses always bring something extra to the tour and by that I mean it gives you the player something extra to blame, not only do you get to blame the designer for a terrible course, the scheduler for terrible conditions, you also get to blame god or mother nature or what ever else you may believe in for making the slopes, the bumps, the contours or any other geographical feature that causes you to drop a shot and believe me, this course is not flat, the greens are not smooth. To be honest thought, the course looks scarier that it actually is, there will be plenty of scoring chances, its just if you miss your landing spot, the roll out may have you cursing. For those that make the cut, round 3 is a nice gentle round, a little reward for making the cut, then we go bat sh%$ crazy with the final round, just because we can.
This weeks designer beerswithtribe is making his first appearance here on Kinetic, as a designer that is, he used to play here but he had to be removed because he was shite. Also, his name, it's a lie, not once since we started planning to use his course have we had a beer together. He has not bought me a beer, not sent me a beer, not sent me a gift voucher to I can go buy beer, has not joined me in brewing our own beer, in fact there has been no beer involved at all in anyway, shape or form, which is a disgrace really since the only reason I used his course was the thought of having beer with someone, not spending another night alone with a fridge full of beers and no one to share them with, but no, it's just another night of drinking alone, staring at the forums seeing if anyone would speak,reply, knowing the the next days hang over would come with the bitter taste of shame. But thats ok, because I have had my revenge, when Mr Tribe turns up in Michigan to watch people play his beloved Acadia Bluffs, he will find just a hole in the ground, because with of my scheduler super powers, I have moved the entire course to Wichita, so ha!! So good luck everyone, have fun and if you want a beer, call me, please someone just call me.
This weeks designer beerswithtribe is making his first appearance here on Kinetic, as a designer that is, he used to play here but he had to be removed because he was shite. Also, his name, it's a lie, not once since we started planning to use his course have we had a beer together. He has not bought me a beer, not sent me a beer, not sent me a gift voucher to I can go buy beer, has not joined me in brewing our own beer, in fact there has been no beer involved at all in anyway, shape or form, which is a disgrace really since the only reason I used his course was the thought of having beer with someone, not spending another night alone with a fridge full of beers and no one to share them with, but no, it's just another night of drinking alone, staring at the forums seeing if anyone would speak,reply, knowing the the next days hang over would come with the bitter taste of shame. But thats ok, because I have had my revenge, when Mr Tribe turns up in Michigan to watch people play his beloved Acadia Bluffs, he will find just a hole in the ground, because with of my scheduler super powers, I have moved the entire course to Wichita, so ha!! So good luck everyone, have fun and if you want a beer, call me, please someone just call me.
