Leasing Championship@Guangxi Golf Club
Mar 27, 2022 9:48:22 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Mar 27, 2022 9:48:22 GMT -5
I think I am done with designers, I bend over backwards to help, to encourage them. I have set up easier payment plans so they can get their courses on tour and yet they still treat me like I was something they stood on. So this week we are off to China, I did hear mummers of discontent when this was announced, people were asking why China, simple really, China payed this weeks designer Energ1ser vast sums on money to design a course there and I wanted a piece of the action. Now I know some of you were worried about heading to China because of some bats or something. I don't really pay much attention to the news unless it is about me so I asked a tried and trusted friend what the fuss was about. It seems the Chinese government were doing experiments with bats, to see how alcohol affected their flying ability so they made them drink vast amounts of Corona. This had the side affect of making the bats addicted to alcohol and after a security breach, they escaped and flew all around the world looking for places that sold beer, pubs, restaurants, football stadiums, any where you had to deal with more than two kids at once. This forced such establishments to close their doors which had a knock on effect that people had no where to get drink, which of course lead to withdrawal sickness and them not being able to go to work business closing their doors so the whole world shutdown for a period of time.Amazing isn't it, all because of some bats, anyway a lot of ye guys are worried about heading the China for this very reason, rest assured though, I have spoken to the Chinese minister for Propaganda and Bribery and she has told me there will be plenty of booze for when ye finish your rounds. She said everyone has to wear a mask, no idea why, I am sure its not important.
Anyway, so i thought I would do something nice for this weeks designer since not only did he design this weeks course, he also plays on the Kinetic, so I planned a surprise for him, I flew his entire family in secret to be their for this magnificent occasion in both his design and playing career. I put them up in the best hotels, took them to the best places to it so that when Jason arrives at the airport, they would all be in good form. We had banners made up, balloons with his face on them, matching Fowler family t-shirts for everyone and it was with great excitement we all headed to the airport for Jason arrival, and we waited, and waited and got worried, then panicked and finally I phoned him. I asked why he was not at the airport and thats when he pretty much took a dump on me from a great height. He said, that he felt he was to good for the Kinetic and was moving to the elite tour as the people their suited his refined taste better. Can you believe that shite? After all I have done for him, he does this to me, and the worst part, I am stuck in China with a bunch of @!$#ing kiwis for a week, could it get any worse. I am going to leave it here before I say something I regret, also I am not feeling that well, I have been sneezing a lot, my throat is a bit sore and those last few beers I had, had no taste. So good luck all, play well and have fun.
Anyway, so i thought I would do something nice for this weeks designer since not only did he design this weeks course, he also plays on the Kinetic, so I planned a surprise for him, I flew his entire family in secret to be their for this magnificent occasion in both his design and playing career. I put them up in the best hotels, took them to the best places to it so that when Jason arrives at the airport, they would all be in good form. We had banners made up, balloons with his face on them, matching Fowler family t-shirts for everyone and it was with great excitement we all headed to the airport for Jason arrival, and we waited, and waited and got worried, then panicked and finally I phoned him. I asked why he was not at the airport and thats when he pretty much took a dump on me from a great height. He said, that he felt he was to good for the Kinetic and was moving to the elite tour as the people their suited his refined taste better. Can you believe that shite? After all I have done for him, he does this to me, and the worst part, I am stuck in China with a bunch of @!$#ing kiwis for a week, could it get any worse. I am going to leave it here before I say something I regret, also I am not feeling that well, I have been sneezing a lot, my throat is a bit sore and those last few beers I had, had no taste. So good luck all, play well and have fun.
