The Grey Matter Cup@The Legend of Norwegian Woods
Feb 13, 2022 9:28:36 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Feb 13, 2022 9:28:36 GMT -5
This week we have yet another designer making his kinetic tour debut, lonewolf75 presents The Legend of Norwegian WTF happened to the rest of the name. Actually the course had a different name originally, it was called Knut Kongswinger or something like that but something strange started to happen. After the course had been selected for tgctours, there started to be reports of something strange in the woods. There were glimpses of something large and hairy through the trees, people reported hearing strange sounds, as if it was communicating but with an unusual sing song tone where words were impossible to make out. Bones of small animals were found around the edges of fairways and guttural screams were terrifying the locals. The legend of Norwegian woods was born. Some people said it was a troll, a creature rife in Norwegian folklore, others said it was a Draugr, an undead creature just waiting for victims to get to close to the woods. What ever it was, the future of this event was in doubt.
I can now clear up these rumors and explain what the real legend of Norwegian woods is.but first, a little back story. This is not this tours first visit to Norway, a couple of years back there was another event held in Norway. During that week, I wrote somethings that did not go down to well with the Norwegian people and government which lead to me being banned from the country forever. Which was fine, until this weeks designer paid me lots of money to put his course on the tour, but to check if the course was suitable, it meant I had to sneak back into the country and to avoid been seen by the authorizes, I had to hide in the woods. So big and hairy, my lifestyle brings lots of rich and luxurious food to the table and being a old school trash metal fan, I do have a lot of hair. The strange sounds, have you ever heard someone from Cork talk, especially to another person from Cork? translators can be needed. The bones, well, I got to eat don't I and what goes in one way, comes out another, hence, the guttural screams. So, I am the Legend of Norwegian Woods and there is nothing to fear from playing this weeks event. So, good luck, have fun and if you see me running through the woods in all my glory, give a wave.
I can now clear up these rumors and explain what the real legend of Norwegian woods is.but first, a little back story. This is not this tours first visit to Norway, a couple of years back there was another event held in Norway. During that week, I wrote somethings that did not go down to well with the Norwegian people and government which lead to me being banned from the country forever. Which was fine, until this weeks designer paid me lots of money to put his course on the tour, but to check if the course was suitable, it meant I had to sneak back into the country and to avoid been seen by the authorizes, I had to hide in the woods. So big and hairy, my lifestyle brings lots of rich and luxurious food to the table and being a old school trash metal fan, I do have a lot of hair. The strange sounds, have you ever heard someone from Cork talk, especially to another person from Cork? translators can be needed. The bones, well, I got to eat don't I and what goes in one way, comes out another, hence, the guttural screams. So, I am the Legend of Norwegian Woods and there is nothing to fear from playing this weeks event. So, good luck, have fun and if you see me running through the woods in all my glory, give a wave.
