Miller High Life Quad Cities Open@Tierra Dorada
Oct 9, 2021 8:24:52 GMT -5
crushtastic, flyingj75, and 3 more like this
Post by hmammoth on Oct 9, 2021 8:24:52 GMT -5
There is a well known saying, let sleeping dogs lie but there is also a lesser known say, let sleeping panda's lie, not because they might wake up angry, not because it could be physically dangerous, nope you leave sleeping panda's lie because they are the most boring creature on the face of the earth and waking one could mentally destroy you. They just sit there, staring, try start a conversation, they sit there and stare, tell them a funny joke, they sit there and stare, so them panda porn, they sit there and stare. There is a reason so many kids stuffed toys are panda bears, it has been scientifically proven that giving a toddler a stuffed panda bear reduces tantrums by 60 percent. There is a side affect though, prolonged exposure to a stuffed panda bear could turn them into that boring guy in the office who drones on about what ever subject is dear to his heart, give a kid a stuffed panda bear at your own risk.
From time to time you might see a report on the news about how panda's are facing extinction, they have been facing extinction for 1000's of year and yet they are still with us. Try set a guy panda up with a girl panda, his reaction, maybe in 50 years. That's why they are facing extinction, because they are lazy boring @!$#ers. Panda's are dumb, their favorite food, bamboo but their stomachs aren't designed to digest bamboo, they eat it, sh%$ it out and yet again bring themselves closer to extinction. So they won't mate, they won't eat food they can digest and yet god knows how much money is spent on them ever year to grow the population. You know what would become extinct if those programs were ever successful, bamboo and the vast variety of creature that live in areas where bamboo grows.
So why this rand about panda's I hear you ask, while I was off on a panda hunting safari, the intern that was assigned to pick a course this week, picked Tierra Dorada by Sleepypanda7. Yes, we have a course designed by a panda, it took, 25 years to make and is simply the most boring course in the history of tgctours. If my memory is correct, it's just a plain flat course surrounded by bamboo and here is the thing, there are no panda bears on the course as they are to damn lazy to travel there, so no point bringing a rifle in the hope you can get a shot or two off. What I do recommend is bringing lots of energy drinks so you might be able to finish your rounds, so good luck everyone that stays awake long enough to finish.
From time to time you might see a report on the news about how panda's are facing extinction, they have been facing extinction for 1000's of year and yet they are still with us. Try set a guy panda up with a girl panda, his reaction, maybe in 50 years. That's why they are facing extinction, because they are lazy boring @!$#ers. Panda's are dumb, their favorite food, bamboo but their stomachs aren't designed to digest bamboo, they eat it, sh%$ it out and yet again bring themselves closer to extinction. So they won't mate, they won't eat food they can digest and yet god knows how much money is spent on them ever year to grow the population. You know what would become extinct if those programs were ever successful, bamboo and the vast variety of creature that live in areas where bamboo grows.
So why this rand about panda's I hear you ask, while I was off on a panda hunting safari, the intern that was assigned to pick a course this week, picked Tierra Dorada by Sleepypanda7. Yes, we have a course designed by a panda, it took, 25 years to make and is simply the most boring course in the history of tgctours. If my memory is correct, it's just a plain flat course surrounded by bamboo and here is the thing, there are no panda bears on the course as they are to damn lazy to travel there, so no point bringing a rifle in the hope you can get a shot or two off. What I do recommend is bringing lots of energy drinks so you might be able to finish your rounds, so good luck everyone that stays awake long enough to finish.