Tour Championship@Wilde Venen GC
Aug 28, 2021 9:36:36 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Aug 28, 2021 9:36:36 GMT -5
Welcome to the final week of the season and the battle to be Kinetic Tour champion. There can be only one winner but in honor of you all reaching the final, I have raided tgctour petty cash and bought a voucher for each and every one of you playing this week, this voucher entitles you to one hooker and one bag of weed each. Be warned though, using the voucher before you play your actual rounds, may affect your final place on the leader board. Remember guys, there is no cut this week, all four rounds have to be played, for those of you that can not count, keep pressing next or continue until you can't anymore. This week we take a break in tradition and move the tour championship away from America and play in Europe, Holland in fact, this does make it a lot easier to spend that voucher to be honest.
This weeks course is Wilde Venen GC by Cottyuk, a designer that appeared out of nowhere at the start of the season, one minute he was not there, then he was and not only that, but getting courses on tour. This is something that I found pretty suspicious to be honest so using all the resources at my disposable, I started a deep background check on Mr Cotty and found nothing, not even a hint of scandal, this was very strange, as you know, designers are the worst and there is always a history of blackmail, bribes, murder, anything to get a course of tour, but with Cotty nothing, which makes me thing does he even exist at all. The only thing out of the ordinary found was that he hates trees which is why he likes to design on Marsh lands because as he says himself, the only good tree is a dead tree. There was supposed to be no trees on this course, and Mr Cotty was going to cut down the first tree itself, after using his voucher(I thought only fair the designer got one as well) and armed with a chainsaw,ax and saw, he attacked the first tree with passion and determination and yet somehow managed to come out second best, I think he lost a arm or something and now just sits of a bench overlooking the course singing the Lumberjack song. The tree cutting was cancelled for the protection of all designers armed with sharp implements, and lets be honest here, if it is not plastic, they should not be handling.
Course management, do ye guys understand what that means, I have my doubts after watching some of you stream, well it is important here, there are some evil pin positions, there are shots that will tempt you and maybe they will be worth going for but unless you hit the perfect shot, disaster awaits. All I will say is plan all approaches carefully, there is a right side and wrong side on most of these holes and this could make all the difference in the final score. Good luck to all that are playing this week, have fun and I will be seeing one of you in the winners circle very soon.
This weeks course is Wilde Venen GC by Cottyuk, a designer that appeared out of nowhere at the start of the season, one minute he was not there, then he was and not only that, but getting courses on tour. This is something that I found pretty suspicious to be honest so using all the resources at my disposable, I started a deep background check on Mr Cotty and found nothing, not even a hint of scandal, this was very strange, as you know, designers are the worst and there is always a history of blackmail, bribes, murder, anything to get a course of tour, but with Cotty nothing, which makes me thing does he even exist at all. The only thing out of the ordinary found was that he hates trees which is why he likes to design on Marsh lands because as he says himself, the only good tree is a dead tree. There was supposed to be no trees on this course, and Mr Cotty was going to cut down the first tree itself, after using his voucher(I thought only fair the designer got one as well) and armed with a chainsaw,ax and saw, he attacked the first tree with passion and determination and yet somehow managed to come out second best, I think he lost a arm or something and now just sits of a bench overlooking the course singing the Lumberjack song. The tree cutting was cancelled for the protection of all designers armed with sharp implements, and lets be honest here, if it is not plastic, they should not be handling.
Course management, do ye guys understand what that means, I have my doubts after watching some of you stream, well it is important here, there are some evil pin positions, there are shots that will tempt you and maybe they will be worth going for but unless you hit the perfect shot, disaster awaits. All I will say is plan all approaches carefully, there is a right side and wrong side on most of these holes and this could make all the difference in the final score. Good luck to all that are playing this week, have fun and I will be seeing one of you in the winners circle very soon.