Post by hmammoth on Aug 21, 2021 8:25:01 GMT -5
Welcome to week 2 of the playoffs, the last hurdle between you and the chance of Kinetic glory and this week we head to the beautiful Le Rovine Toscane, the sight of a perfectly preserved Roman village, featuring classic Roman villa's with colorfully patterned mosaic floors, vineyards that over the centuries have produced red wine for locals export alike, surrounded by ancient walls that have stood the test of time. A mini Amphitheatre where battles of wits and brawn played out until only the strong survived. You will be stunned how something so old could have survived for so long, well you would have been stunned had not graemevood come along and destroyed the whole place to build a golf course. When asked why he built a golf course over such a historic sight, Graeme replied * Those bastards came to my country, built walls, towns, cities, brought plumbing with their aqueducts and baths, they built roads through out unspoiled landscapes. So I am now going to their country to destroy what those damn Romans have built, Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!Britons never, never, never shall be slaves." Wearing a union jack t-shirt, Graeme then picked up his sleghammer and began to destroy another ancient wall and with every swing shouted " Screw you Hadrian."
Graeme was stopped but the damage had been done and all that remain were pieces of the wall scattered through out the golf course. For the most part, those walls do not come into play, but every now and then, a wayward shot could leave you behind a classic piece of history. if this does happen, play backwards, do not try go over the wall causing more damage, any Kinetic player that damages a wall will be banned from the event and next weeks play off. So, no climbing walls, no jumping off walls, not competitions to see who can be the Kinetic Banksy and if you need to relieve yourself during a round, find a tree. We have to give Graeme some credit though, he has built a fantastic golf course so I suppose we can forgive him, the Italian government though that is another story.
So, have good luck everyone, it is not going to be easy to reach the final round, only the best 30 players will go through. the best of the best and one or two lucky bastards, have fun.
Graeme was stopped but the damage had been done and all that remain were pieces of the wall scattered through out the golf course. For the most part, those walls do not come into play, but every now and then, a wayward shot could leave you behind a classic piece of history. if this does happen, play backwards, do not try go over the wall causing more damage, any Kinetic player that damages a wall will be banned from the event and next weeks play off. So, no climbing walls, no jumping off walls, not competitions to see who can be the Kinetic Banksy and if you need to relieve yourself during a round, find a tree. We have to give Graeme some credit though, he has built a fantastic golf course so I suppose we can forgive him, the Italian government though that is another story.
So, have good luck everyone, it is not going to be easy to reach the final round, only the best 30 players will go through. the best of the best and one or two lucky bastards, have fun.