Nebraska Championship@Lonely Dell Ranch
Jun 26, 2021 8:08:32 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Jun 26, 2021 8:08:32 GMT -5
So I got a call from the make a wish foundation telling me that I might be able to make a dream come true for a young man that is not well. I think I got a transcript of the call here, it will make it easier for you guys to understand,
" Is this Dan Sheehan, the most amazing scheduler ever"
" Why yes it is, how may I help you?"
" I represent the make make a wish foundation and we have a young man named Lance whos wish is to design and have a course on tour"
" Holy sh%$, what is wrong with him, is he mentally deranged or something?
" Well, yes of course he is mentally deranged, he wants to be a designer, no one in their sane mind would want to be a golf course designer, those guys are nuts, but that's not why we are in contact with you, as well as just being lula, he has something called thelymphrhodes"
" thelymphhodes, I have never heard of that, sounds serious"
" To be honest, we have never heard of it either, I used google and everything but nothing, so I thought it was best to play it safe to avoid being called insensitive and ask you to make this young mans wish come true"
" I understand, the way society is today and with social media, once wrong step and you are cancelled, luckily I am very careful about everything I say and do, so lets give this loony a tour spot, what's the name of his course"
" Lonely Dell Ranch"
" My God, the guy really is as mad as a hatter, he made a course based on a single computer on a ranch?"
" Indeed, I played the course to make sure it was real and not a figment of his imagination and could not find a dell computer either desktop or laptop anywhere"
" That's designers for you, that lonely dell computer will be some sort of metaphor for some sort of sentient AI alone in a world full of normal computers who can not share their feelings with him, and how he cant share his feelings with the horses on the ranch as he is a computer and not a horse"
" That's certifiable"
" That's designers, anyway lets do it, before this guy goes completely of his rockers"
" That's so kind of you"
" I know"
So Lance, if you are reading this and they have not take away your internet privileges, we are here for you at tgctours, we will make your dreams come true and the all alone computer will have a place on tour. To everyone else, good luck and have fun. To all those that make the cut, the loony made me do it.
" Is this Dan Sheehan, the most amazing scheduler ever"
" Why yes it is, how may I help you?"
" I represent the make make a wish foundation and we have a young man named Lance whos wish is to design and have a course on tour"
" Holy sh%$, what is wrong with him, is he mentally deranged or something?
" Well, yes of course he is mentally deranged, he wants to be a designer, no one in their sane mind would want to be a golf course designer, those guys are nuts, but that's not why we are in contact with you, as well as just being lula, he has something called thelymphrhodes"
" thelymphhodes, I have never heard of that, sounds serious"
" To be honest, we have never heard of it either, I used google and everything but nothing, so I thought it was best to play it safe to avoid being called insensitive and ask you to make this young mans wish come true"
" I understand, the way society is today and with social media, once wrong step and you are cancelled, luckily I am very careful about everything I say and do, so lets give this loony a tour spot, what's the name of his course"
" Lonely Dell Ranch"
" My God, the guy really is as mad as a hatter, he made a course based on a single computer on a ranch?"
" Indeed, I played the course to make sure it was real and not a figment of his imagination and could not find a dell computer either desktop or laptop anywhere"
" That's designers for you, that lonely dell computer will be some sort of metaphor for some sort of sentient AI alone in a world full of normal computers who can not share their feelings with him, and how he cant share his feelings with the horses on the ranch as he is a computer and not a horse"
" That's certifiable"
" That's designers, anyway lets do it, before this guy goes completely of his rockers"
" That's so kind of you"
" I know"
So Lance, if you are reading this and they have not take away your internet privileges, we are here for you at tgctours, we will make your dreams come true and the all alone computer will have a place on tour. To everyone else, good luck and have fun. To all those that make the cut, the loony made me do it.