Florida Challenge@Baculum Trail
Jun 12, 2021 9:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Jun 12, 2021 9:01:54 GMT -5
This weeks designer toddfather is a no good, lying, cheating, two faced, back stabbing, money grabbing, deceitful piece of crap, he would steal the eyes from your head then charge you to get them back, he would steal all the glory from a project he did not work on, he would talk himself up while putting you down, in other words, he is a scheduler. Now, I hear you say, favoritism, schedulers sticking together, screwing over the the normal designer for their own benefits, well, of course would you expect anything less? Let me explain, all schedulers are allowed to claim a tour spot for their own courses during a season, it's in the tgctours rules, terms and conditions. So what happens is that a scheduler calls an emergency very important meeting of all the staff here on tgctours, since it is an emergency meeting, it has to be held within two months of the announcement allowing all staff to return from holidays or what ever fun thing they are doing. The meeting is held in the banquet hall of the scheduler mansion and after the third main course but before the first desert course, the person that calls the meeting stands and declares "Bagsies Yoursies for Minesies" while facing another scheduler, this means he is claiming what is yours for his course. After this statement, he climbs and stands on the banquet table, he then removes his gold crown of scheduling, he lays down his diamond encrusted scepter of power and finally folds his vicuna wool cape of coolness. He then puts on a tweed cap, a pair of rubber boots and picks up a drawing pad which is not handed to him by one of his secretaries but one he actually bought in a normal shop. All of this is to symbolizes that he is not a scheduler anymore but just a simple poor designer, just in case though that any there forgets this he then says. " I come to you today to reject the wealth and trappings of scheduling, I stand before you as a poor and desperate designer." At this stage, the rest of us, throws cake at him, this is to show that despite we are far superior than a designer, we also have charity in our hearts and we will feed those less well off, also watching him scramble around trying to eat as much cake as possible brings a bit of light hearted mirth to such a serious and solemn ritual. It is very important for us to be able to laugh at designers.
When the laughter dies down, he continues" I claim week 44 for my course Baculum Trail". I then arise and summon one of the butlers who brings a set of steps covered in red carpet so I to can stand on the table but with out the indignity of climbing onto said table. I then approach him, and slap him across the face. " How dare you tell me when to use your course" I point at my gold crown of scheduling " Where is your gold crown of scheduling that allows you to schedule as a only a scheduler can schedule. I reject your claim for week 44 but as is my right as a humble and kind scheduler, I grant you permission to have your course played on week 39". Everyone around the table then gives me a round of applause and raise their glasses to my kind generosity, toddfather, then falls to his knees before me to sing my praises. He then stands and presents his sketch pad. " I present this sketch pad to you, it shows the routing and preveling winds directions, its shows the speed and firmness, it shows the settings that work best with my course". I slap him across the face, " How dare you tell me about settings" I raise my diamond encrusted scepter of power, " where is your diamond encrusted scepter of power, that allows you to control the wind, that allows you to plays slow greens fast, that allows you to miraculously change firmness over night. I reject your settings, and your insolence in thinking that you, the designer, who designed this every inch of this course, knows better than me, someone that has never set foot there but as my right as a humble and kind scheduler, I shall do the settings for the course, now begone from my sight". I then turn my back on him and return to my chair.
At this stage, the three admins walk in to the hall. " What is this" they shout, " who left this man into the hall, and him just a lowly designer, remove him at once, take him to the trailer park of designers". Security then arrives and removes this interloper and we continue with our meal and after meal party. Don't worry about toddfather though, he only needs to spend this week in the trailer part of designers, he will be welcomed back with open arms and a disinfectant bath next week, and we shall have a party where he can tell the stories of his week with other designers, so despite the horror it will all end well.
I hope you enjoyed this insight into the world of scheduling, and I hope it makes you appreciate us more now you know the difficulties we face. Have a good week, play well and have fun.
When the laughter dies down, he continues" I claim week 44 for my course Baculum Trail". I then arise and summon one of the butlers who brings a set of steps covered in red carpet so I to can stand on the table but with out the indignity of climbing onto said table. I then approach him, and slap him across the face. " How dare you tell me when to use your course" I point at my gold crown of scheduling " Where is your gold crown of scheduling that allows you to schedule as a only a scheduler can schedule. I reject your claim for week 44 but as is my right as a humble and kind scheduler, I grant you permission to have your course played on week 39". Everyone around the table then gives me a round of applause and raise their glasses to my kind generosity, toddfather, then falls to his knees before me to sing my praises. He then stands and presents his sketch pad. " I present this sketch pad to you, it shows the routing and preveling winds directions, its shows the speed and firmness, it shows the settings that work best with my course". I slap him across the face, " How dare you tell me about settings" I raise my diamond encrusted scepter of power, " where is your diamond encrusted scepter of power, that allows you to control the wind, that allows you to plays slow greens fast, that allows you to miraculously change firmness over night. I reject your settings, and your insolence in thinking that you, the designer, who designed this every inch of this course, knows better than me, someone that has never set foot there but as my right as a humble and kind scheduler, I shall do the settings for the course, now begone from my sight". I then turn my back on him and return to my chair.
At this stage, the three admins walk in to the hall. " What is this" they shout, " who left this man into the hall, and him just a lowly designer, remove him at once, take him to the trailer park of designers". Security then arrives and removes this interloper and we continue with our meal and after meal party. Don't worry about toddfather though, he only needs to spend this week in the trailer part of designers, he will be welcomed back with open arms and a disinfectant bath next week, and we shall have a party where he can tell the stories of his week with other designers, so despite the horror it will all end well.
I hope you enjoyed this insight into the world of scheduling, and I hope it makes you appreciate us more now you know the difficulties we face. Have a good week, play well and have fun.