Chicago Invitational@The Motown Club, 1916
May 1, 2021 9:32:03 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on May 1, 2021 9:32:03 GMT -5
This week, the kinetic is proud to present a course by the most censored man in the history of golf, yes, this week we have a course by ****** , the designer of such classic courses such as *********** and ** ********* and of course, then unforgettable ******* ***** *****. Why is he the most censored man in golf, to be honest I don't know. I guess he might be some sort of political nut job whose extremes views or so offensive and so horrifying that he is banned where ever he goes. Maybe the names of some of his courses are just downright rude and dirty that 2k made them unsearchable in the game.or its possible the he is the sort of man that fights for justice for all but is being put down by the man. What ever he has done, he has upset the main stream, but here on tgctours, we are not afraid, we will use his courses, we will not bow to political pressure, and here on the kinetic, we will take his administrative fees and bribes for using his courses on tour, because we have no shame what so ever. If there is one thing we are proud on here on kinetic, is that we censor no man or woman as long as they are paying cold hard cash which is why, I am going to uncensor this weeks designer, unmask his real name, this weeks course is by theclv24.
Now there is a certain annoying breed of person here on the tours which I have no doubt I will be hearing from this week, the geographically incorrect poster. For those of you unfamiliar with this breed, they are the ones that freak out when a course style does not match the event name, for example, if the event name has Boston in the title but the course looks like it is Atlanta, they freak out about how geographically incorrect this week event is. These people usually tend to be American for some reason, but here is the thing, I am not American, I have no idea what most of the country looks like, my experience of Boston and Atlanta is stop overs at the airports and they looked all the same. So before my inbox gets full with messages saying Motown is associated with Detroit and not Chicago, I know. The truth is, that the designer is from Detroit, but the city is so ashamed of his for becoming so infamous in golfing circles, that they refused to allow the event to be played there, while the authorities in Chicago dont give a shite and offered one hell of a good deal that for one week only, we moved Motown there.
Or, I just got completed confused what week we were playing, got my cities mixed up and did not notice until it was to late to change anything.
Anyway, have fun, good luck, enjoy this old timey course to the sound track of that famous Chicago music style of Motown.
Now there is a certain annoying breed of person here on the tours which I have no doubt I will be hearing from this week, the geographically incorrect poster. For those of you unfamiliar with this breed, they are the ones that freak out when a course style does not match the event name, for example, if the event name has Boston in the title but the course looks like it is Atlanta, they freak out about how geographically incorrect this week event is. These people usually tend to be American for some reason, but here is the thing, I am not American, I have no idea what most of the country looks like, my experience of Boston and Atlanta is stop overs at the airports and they looked all the same. So before my inbox gets full with messages saying Motown is associated with Detroit and not Chicago, I know. The truth is, that the designer is from Detroit, but the city is so ashamed of his for becoming so infamous in golfing circles, that they refused to allow the event to be played there, while the authorities in Chicago dont give a shite and offered one hell of a good deal that for one week only, we moved Motown there.
Or, I just got completed confused what week we were playing, got my cities mixed up and did not notice until it was to late to change anything.
Anyway, have fun, good luck, enjoy this old timey course to the sound track of that famous Chicago music style of Motown.