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Post by r0nrun on Jul 14, 2023 11:51:16 GMT -5
I kicked ass in Bob this week I didnt 😂😂😂😂 |
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Post by r0nrun on Jul 14, 2023 11:54:31 GMT -5
Nice 1st week back in kinetic after 3yrs. 7th at the mo. Surprised if I keep top 10. Noticed still some to play Thats very nice to see... You are way better than you think... Yes i am a bit drunk 😂😂😂😁❤️🥂 |
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Post by bmells33 on Jul 14, 2023 13:38:28 GMT -5
Was it me? I was in 2nd place in Plat after 2 rounds at -29.....then sh%$ the bed with a combined -18 on the last 2. Threw a 5 putt in rd 3 for good measure. *cough* and a hole in one. *cough* Haha...true. it came immediately after the 5 putt. That alone probably saved me breaking my controller. |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jul 14, 2023 16:59:57 GMT -5
I’ve avoided my first demo strike in kinetic just so far Well done partner 👏. |
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Post by digsb on Jul 15, 2023 3:37:59 GMT -5
Early bird STB. I’ve done a quick reconnaissance this morning and this is just to remind myself what I have found… attempted round spaff noted, just to give the others a chance … thetaffmanattempted and successful win spaffed (in truesim so doesn’t count) horusphoenixCry for help noted rhino4lifein the running… for no apparent reason. Giraffe72 again Smijti again me again lance@chinatown237 again. All below the cutline but can’t think of a song that can scan. asyoudo64 in true sim just because I have some funny photos of Aussies I want to use. more later. |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jul 15, 2023 4:11:11 GMT -5
Early bird STB. I’ve done a quick reconnaissance this morning and this is just to remind myself what I have found… attempted round spaff noted, just to give the others a chance … thetaffmanattempted and successful win spaffed (in truesim so doesn’t count) horusphoenixCry for help noted rhino4lifein the running… for no apparent reason. Giraffe72 again Smijti again me again lance@chinatown237 again. All below the cutline but can’t think of a song that can scan. asyoudo64 in true sim just because I have some funny photos of Aussies I want to use. more later. Love your work Digs 🤣 |
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Post by xcltaff1980 on Jul 15, 2023 7:07:01 GMT -5
Early bird STB. I’ve done a quick reconnaissance this morning and this is just to remind myself what I have found… attempted round spaff noted, just to give the others a chance … thetaffmanattempted and successful win spaffed (in truesim so doesn’t count) horusphoenixCry for help noted rhino4lifein the running… for no apparent reason. Giraffe72 again Smijti again me again lance@chinatown237 again. All below the cutline but can’t think of a song that can scan. asyoudo64 in true sim just because I have some funny photos of Aussies I want to use. more later. Ross been ball tampering again 🤔🤣 |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jul 15, 2023 7:20:52 GMT -5
Early bird STB. I’ve done a quick reconnaissance this morning and this is just to remind myself what I have found… attempted round spaff noted, just to give the others a chance … thetaffmanattempted and successful win spaffed (in truesim so doesn’t count) horusphoenixCry for help noted rhino4lifein the running… for no apparent reason. Giraffe72 again Smijti again me again lance@chinatown237 again. All below the cutline but can’t think of a song that can scan. asyoudo64 in true sim just because I have some funny photos of Aussies I want to use. more later. Ross been ball tampering again 🤔🤣 Who me???  |
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Post by xcltaff1980 on Jul 16, 2023 5:36:30 GMT -5
1st qualifying proper up today on beaz knees if the big boys are interested. Try and take down the PS lot!
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Post by BENNY6676 on Jul 16, 2023 6:48:47 GMT -5
1st qualifying proper up today on beaz knees if the big boys are interested. Try and take down the PS lot! Do you have to sign up somewhere? How many qualifiers do you need to play? |
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Post by digsb on Jul 16, 2023 7:01:08 GMT -5
Well, you know the kind of people that put creases in their old levis…the type who use expressions like tongue in cheek… I don’t like these people may I state here and now… Well I am sorry for my tardiness in reporting this weeks STB award. Unfortunately I have now got a brand new hobby which may delay future releases. I have just flown back from Helsinki where i am training for this… youtube.com/clip/UgkxWwJNZTiJ3fCa3QvAhDlMDXn2hdHhTlHFyoutube.com/clip/UgkxWwJNZTiJ3fCa3QvAhDlMDXn2hdHhTlHF
Ok ramblers, lets get ramblin’Platinum - these beautiful b’stards have now installed a restraining order against me, so until they drop this i wont mention them at all. I just want to find out how they putt and what they smell like…close up. bmells33 - you cant win STB with a hole in one however bad the rest of the round is. You just ask moneyman273 he had to pay xEB50x to fly half way around the country to get his first ACE for him. allegedly. Elite - Now there a few potential candidates but due to the laughable putting conditions any xboxer below the cut line is exempt me included I had at least 15 putts not drop due to me being sh1t reasons. But there was a reunion of me and Smijti below the cutline. Kinetic - both lessangster and justjordannnnn missed the cut but didnt play that badly not like some true simmers or the society that keeps giving… Well after being reeducated about the merits of true sim golf I can now understand the sheer bloody mindedness of these heroes. Not only do they have to adhere to a strict dress code of plus fours, a well ironed cotton mens dress shirt, a suitable bow tie and sturdy mens shoes. Whilst playing these rounds failure to do this means an immediate expulsion from the society. We all know of the regulation that they have to rest the controller on a tee to take their first shot. Well full immersive true simmers believe every shot should be played on the reflective surface. So buckets of sand, thick rough and neatly trimmed turf are laid out in front of the player to place their controller in to suit the conditions. Bowls of water are now banned due to a nasty incident when one true simmer almost drowned, when a wayward approach went into the sea. Some say they are thick as mince, not this believer. Honourable mentions, not a full sh1t the bed, just small spaffs. First to taffman for giving everyone else a chance in the last two holes of cc-f. He did a semi-giraffe but decided to reign it in on the last two holes just to throw the drug testing fraternity off the case…wise man. Mark ruining his last round of truesim,once again throwing away the chance of an Xbox victory… one day boys, one day. #chokers And David for posting about a loss of tempo whilst still finishing top 5. I know you could of won again (*cough* 8 shots back *cough* ) and miracles do happen. Here are the boys celebrating.   thetaffman rhino4life and horusphoenix just about to go for a swim with EB50 caddy’s And the winner is… asyoudo64 here he is appearing via video link from the future. Hi Ross.  This is how you win the STB boys…  ![]() ![]() If this link doesn’t show for the fcuking fiftieth time….grrr. Congratulations to the Australian who can be held up with the other Tazzy athletic greats Dave Foster  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Foster_(woodchopper)Boony  From wiki… Boon is said to have consumed 52 cans of beer on a flight from Sydney to London in 1989.[23] This has never been confirmed by Boon, although the feat was confirmed by his teammate Geoff Lawson and his roommate on that tour, Dean Jones.[24] Responding to the story, Ian Chappell said, "In my day 58 [sic] beers between London and Sydney would have virtually classified you as a teetotaller."[25] Boon has always denied the story, adding "If people haven’t got something else to talk about they have led a fcuking boring life",[25] but, as Rob Smyth reported in The Guardian, "there are enough witnesses, one or two of them sober, to suggest that it happened".[25] God no wonder everyone hates Ian Chappell. |
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Post by xcltaff1980 on Jul 16, 2023 7:03:54 GMT -5
1st qualifying proper up today on beaz knees if the big boys are interested. Try and take down the PS lot! Do you have to sign up somewhere? How many qualifiers do you need to play? No mate just play. 4rds a week. Its 3 weeks worth of qualifying and they take your best 3rds in all 3 qualifying events. For your seeding. Looks like I'll be against you guys now am in kinetic. So I have my work cut out to make the top 3 |
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Post by BENNY6676 on Jul 16, 2023 7:07:18 GMT -5
Do you have to sign up somewhere? How many qualifiers do you need to play? No mate just play. 4rds a week. Its 3 weeks worth of qualifying and they take your best 3rds in all 3 qualifying events. For your seeding. Looks like I'll be against you guys now am in kinetic. So I have my work cut out to make the top 3 Thanks Taff. |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jul 16, 2023 8:03:16 GMT -5
Do you have to sign up somewhere? How many qualifiers do you need to play? No mate just play. 4rds a week. Its 3 weeks worth of qualifying and they take your best 3rds in all 3 qualifying events. For your seeding. Looks like I'll be against you guys now am in kinetic. So I have my work cut out to make the top 3 What an honour. All the promotions, the wins on Friday nights/Saturday mornings, the seats from Paige  even the Ryder Cup, all were just steps along the path leading to this, the holy grail of awards. To finally get my hands on the STB award means more to this old Tasmanian than words can say. Here you can see me in one of my practice Sessions in my attempt to win this award.  It's been a while since Tassie has had a hero, so you can imagine the scenes on the streets of Hobart tonight.  Absolutely brilliant Digs. All that's left to say is...  |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jul 16, 2023 8:07:34 GMT -5
No mate just play. 4rds a week. Its 3 weeks worth of qualifying and they take your best 3rds in all 3 qualifying events. For your seeding. Looks like I'll be against you guys now am in kinetic. So I have my work cut out to make the top 3 What an honour. All the promotions, the wins on Friday nights/Saturday mornings, the seats from Paige even the Ryder Cup, all were just steps along the path leading to this, the holy grail of awards. To finally get my hands on the STB award means more to this old Tasmanian than words can say. Here you can see me in one of my practice Sessions in my attempt to win this award. It's been a while since Tassie has had a hero, so you can imagine the scenes on the streets of Hobart tonight. Absolutely brilliant Digs. All that's left to say is... That was supposed to be sexts from Paige. F#$#ing auto correction 🤣 |
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