BAND OF BROTHERS (Xbox Society)

[digsb]

Straight outta Humdrum
A crazy monster putter named digs b
from  the gang with giraffe73
when i putt off, i blow past
Thundertaff the shot and bogies get hauled off
You too boys if you alt-shot with me.

The green-keepers are gonna hafta come get me
off the grass, that’s how I'm goin out

for the punk platinum’rs that are showin’ out.
those pro players start to mumble, i want a rumble
Chip and pitch’s that fly off like dumbo.

Driving off on a fairway like that.
with a wedge that pointed at your a$$

so roll it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm back in a decent groove

Here’s my cuts made, doesn’t look pretty
Almost identical like Van Smijti

My putter is the tool
that makes me play like a mother fluffing fool.

Them drives are going toe to toe, no maybe.
Im knocking out spectators daily.
Yo weekly, monthly then yearly.

them dumb kinect’rs see me clearly
As I'm going down with a capital C-U-T

PGA’s wont play me
Cuz I'm never getting near em with the best of luck

Coz Digs b has missed the cut.

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

Cuz when I'm back I'm coming straight out of humdrum.

*drops mic*
Collects own award… fcuks off.




Sorry for missing BoB rounds Jamie and for getting your name wrong but 72 don't scan.

[Smijti]

Jun 17, 2023 4:48:35 GMT -5 digsb said:

Here’s my cuts made, doesn’t look pretty
Almost identical like Van Smijti

That's more like it.

[Giraffe72]

I'll take being a year younger 👍

[asyoudo64]

Jun 17, 2023 4:48:35 GMT -5 digsb said:

Straight outta Humdrum
A crazy monster putter named digs b
from  the gang with giraffe73
when i putt off, i blow past
Thundertaff the shot and bogies get hauled off
You too boys if you alt-shot with me.

The green-keepers are gonna hafta come get me
off the grass, that’s how I'm goin out

for the punk platinum’rs that are showin’ out.
those pro players start to mumble, i want a rumble
Chip and pitch’s that fly off like dumbo.

Driving off on a fairway like that.
with a wedge that pointed at your a$$

so roll it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm back in a decent groove

Here’s my cuts made, doesn’t look pretty
Almost identical like Van Smijti

My putter is the tool
that makes me play like a mother fluffing fool.

Them drives are going toe to toe, no maybe.
Im knocking out spectators daily.
Yo weekly, monthly then yearly.

them dumb kinect’rs see me clearly
As I'm going down with a capital C-U-T

PGA’s wont play me
Cuz I'm never getting near em with the best of luck

Coz Digs b has missed the cut.

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

Cuz when I'm back I'm coming straight out of humdrum.

*drops mic*
Collects own award… fcuks off.




Sorry for missing BoB rounds Jamie and for getting your name wrong but 72 don't scan.

👏

[Giraffe72]

So digsb I'm going with Beastie Boys? If anyone deserves to pick up their own award it's you! 🤣🤣

[digsb]

Golf needs more gangster rap. 

[bmells33]

Jun 17, 2023 4:48:35 GMT -5 digsb said:

Straight outta Humdrum
A crazy monster putter named digs b
from  the gang with giraffe73
when i putt off, i blow past
Thundertaff the shot and bogies get hauled off
You too boys if you alt-shot with me.

The green-keepers are gonna hafta come get me
off the grass, that’s how I'm goin out

for the punk platinum’rs that are showin’ out.
those pro players start to mumble, i want a rumble
Chip and pitch’s that fly off like dumbo.

Driving off on a fairway like that.
with a wedge that pointed at your a$$

so roll it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm back in a decent groove

Here’s my cuts made, doesn’t look pretty
Almost identical like Van Smijti

My putter is the tool
that makes me play like a mother fluffing fool.

Them drives are going toe to toe, no maybe.
Im knocking out spectators daily.
Yo weekly, monthly then yearly.

them dumb kinect’rs see me clearly
As I'm going down with a capital C-U-T

PGA’s wont play me
Cuz I'm never getting near em with the best of luck

Coz Digs b has missed the cut.

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

Cuz when I'm back I'm coming straight out of humdrum.

*drops mic*
Collects own award… fcuks off.




Sorry for missing BoB rounds Jamie and for getting your name wrong but 72 don't scan.

This is fn phenomenal. Well done sir.
You are now about to witness the strength of BoB knowledge

[bmells33]

Jun 17, 2023 9:38:27 GMT -5 digsb said:

Golf needs more gangster rap. 

I'll be waiting for Snoop Dogg and "Nothin but a CC-G thing" next week.

[BENNY6676]

Jun 17, 2023 4:48:35 GMT -5 digsb said:

Straight outta Humdrum
A crazy monster putter named digs b
from  the gang with giraffe73
when i putt off, i blow past
Thundertaff the shot and bogies get hauled off
You too boys if you alt-shot with me.

The green-keepers are gonna hafta come get me
off the grass, that’s how I'm goin out

for the punk platinum’rs that are showin’ out.
those pro players start to mumble, i want a rumble
Chip and pitch’s that fly off like dumbo.

Driving off on a fairway like that.
with a wedge that pointed at your a$$

so roll it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm back in a decent groove

Here’s my cuts made, doesn’t look pretty
Almost identical like Van Smijti

My putter is the tool
that makes me play like a mother fluffing fool.

Them drives are going toe to toe, no maybe.
Im knocking out spectators daily.
Yo weekly, monthly then yearly.

them dumb kinect’rs see me clearly
As I'm going down with a capital C-U-T

PGA’s wont play me
Cuz I'm never getting near em with the best of luck

Coz Digs b has missed the cut.

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

Cuz when I'm back I'm coming straight out of humdrum.

*drops mic*
Collects own award… fcuks off.




Sorry for missing BoB rounds Jamie and for getting your name wrong but 72 don't scan.

Quality again Easy Digsb-E

[digsb]

Jun 17, 2023 12:56:09 GMT -5 bmells33 said:

Jun 17, 2023 9:38:27 GMT -5 digsb said:

Golf needs more gangster rap. 

I'll be waiting for Snoop Dogg and "Nothin but a CC-G thing" next week.

Oh that would be so cool. 

one, two, three four five now I missed the green with my mother fluffing drive.

[sanchez]

You the man Biggy digs
I tried to rap a reply
But woulda made you sigh.

So i aint gonna lie
This is bye bye.

[thetaffman]

Or go the kids nursery rhyme route

1,2,3,4,5
I missed the fairway with my drive
6,7,8,9,10
And then I pull my approach again
Why did you pull your shot?
Coz I can't find the xbox pads G-Spot
When will you change your pad?
When the Razrs price is not as bad


Diggsy Wiggsy on the 1st tee
Diggsy Wiggsy straight in the sea
Jamie steps up then
Pings it perfect
Thank you said Diggsy, I'm glad it's 4 ball.

[Demonondalinks]

Jun 17, 2023 16:43:31 GMT -5 thetaffman said:

Or go the kids nursery rhyme route

1,2,3,4,5
I missed the fairway with my drive
6,7,8,9,10
And then I pull my approach again
Why did you pull your shot?
Coz I can't find the xbox pads G-Spot
When will you change your pad?
When the Razrs price is not as bad


Diggsy Wiggsy on the 1st tee
Diggsy Wiggsy straight in the sea
Jamie steps up then
Pings it perfect
Thank you said Diggsy, I'm glad it's 4 ball.

First nursery poem with mention of G-Spot

[Giraffe72]

I love this group 🤣🤣🤣

[sanchez]

I had many a good smack in the G spot when i was a kid. If it hurt it was Good. Or so my ma told me,'ouch that hurt'. 'It  was meant to you wee cheeky fecker'