Leasing Championship@Eucalypt National
Apr 3, 2021 13:57:29 GMT -5
rod81simo, Art Vandelay, and 2 more like this
Post by hmammoth on Apr 3, 2021 13:57:29 GMT -5
Congressional is one of my favorite courses in the game. It is the course I have used more than any here on tgctours and when my secretary Summer told me that rod81simo had finally published his course, my heart leapt with joy. It has been a tough year for all of us especially us schedulers, for nearly two weeks, the private jets were grounded so they could be disinfected and we were stuck flying business class but this is no time for complaints, I am sure you all have had struggles this past year getting chefs to come to your homes, paying extra for on site medical staff and so on, but now things are looking up and what a treat we have this week, the Kinetic tour is proud to present Cong
"Summer, what the hell is this, this is not Congressional"
" You told me to let you know when Rod finished his course, this is his new course"
"I said his course, not new course, Rod has only ever designed one course and that is Congressional"
" think you will find he has designed a number of courses"
"HE HAS DESIGNED ONE COURSE"
"Jesus, calm Down"
"Calm down, the week is ruined, what is this shite anyway, Eucaloiptaaall"
"Eucalypt National, it has been described as the Australian Augusta"
"Hold your horses there Nelly, what do you mean Australian Augusta, you know I hate Augusta since they refused me to hold my annual St Patricks day golf and rave there. I shall not be associated with them, or associated with anyone associated with them or associated with any name that is associated with that association, and why would Rod make a course in Australia, your just taking the piss, Aprils fools was 2 days ago."
"Rod is Australian"
"No way is Rod from Australia, I have spoken to Rod, he speaks English, he is not weird"
"They speak English in Australia"
"They do not speak English is Australia, every Sunday, my nephews and niece are on skype, I do not understand a single word they say, my brother who is being held there against his will has to translate what they say into English and even then it makes no sense, just last week my niece said " She was chased by a drop bear riding a cassowary" . Not only that, every couple of years my brother is given permission to leave as long as he brings at least one of the kids with him to keep a eye on any attempts not to return. So I buy a bunch of games, get the xbox, the playstation, the switch all set up and you know what they want to do, go outside and play footie,outside, like not indoors, they are not normal. Rod can not be one of them"
"He is"
"I got more proof, I have rare never seen before footage of the Australian male mating riutal, you tell me if this is normal, I had it dubbed into English so you can understand."
"See what I mean, well, its to late to do anything about it now, might as well use the damn thing, turn back on the recording machine yolk thing so I can do my intro, I am going to keep it short this week, I don't want to be associated with this".
This week, the Kinetic tour is proud to present Eucalypt National by an unknown designer. With this week being Masters week, I searched long and hard to bring you a course that would suit the week that is in it, and through hard work and diligence, I have found, just for you, my dear Kinetic members, a course that is known as the Australian Augusta which shows my constant dedication to bring the best and most relevant courses out there. Have fun all and good luck.
"Summer, what the hell is this, this is not Congressional"
" You told me to let you know when Rod finished his course, this is his new course"
"I said his course, not new course, Rod has only ever designed one course and that is Congressional"
" think you will find he has designed a number of courses"
"HE HAS DESIGNED ONE COURSE"
"Jesus, calm Down"
"Calm down, the week is ruined, what is this shite anyway, Eucaloiptaaall"
"Eucalypt National, it has been described as the Australian Augusta"
"Hold your horses there Nelly, what do you mean Australian Augusta, you know I hate Augusta since they refused me to hold my annual St Patricks day golf and rave there. I shall not be associated with them, or associated with anyone associated with them or associated with any name that is associated with that association, and why would Rod make a course in Australia, your just taking the piss, Aprils fools was 2 days ago."
"Rod is Australian"
"No way is Rod from Australia, I have spoken to Rod, he speaks English, he is not weird"
"They speak English in Australia"
"They do not speak English is Australia, every Sunday, my nephews and niece are on skype, I do not understand a single word they say, my brother who is being held there against his will has to translate what they say into English and even then it makes no sense, just last week my niece said " She was chased by a drop bear riding a cassowary" . Not only that, every couple of years my brother is given permission to leave as long as he brings at least one of the kids with him to keep a eye on any attempts not to return. So I buy a bunch of games, get the xbox, the playstation, the switch all set up and you know what they want to do, go outside and play footie,outside, like not indoors, they are not normal. Rod can not be one of them"
"He is"
"I got more proof, I have rare never seen before footage of the Australian male mating riutal, you tell me if this is normal, I had it dubbed into English so you can understand."
"See what I mean, well, its to late to do anything about it now, might as well use the damn thing, turn back on the recording machine yolk thing so I can do my intro, I am going to keep it short this week, I don't want to be associated with this".
This week, the Kinetic tour is proud to present Eucalypt National by an unknown designer. With this week being Masters week, I searched long and hard to bring you a course that would suit the week that is in it, and through hard work and diligence, I have found, just for you, my dear Kinetic members, a course that is known as the Australian Augusta which shows my constant dedication to bring the best and most relevant courses out there. Have fun all and good luck.