South Georgia Classic@Hush Valley
Mar 27, 2021 15:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Mar 27, 2021 15:15:37 GMT -5
This week we head to Lush Valley, the only golf course designed by alcoholics for alcoholics, overseen by the head wino himself Ben Kolbe. Ben is very proud of the fact that not a inch of this course was designed while he was sober, and for the greens, he doubled his intake to ensure there is not a straight line in sight. . All players teeing off will have to take a sobriety test and any one that passes will be offered a choice from our limitless supplies of wines,whiskeys and beers until they are deemed drunk enough to play. So have fun all, although I think that will not be a problems.
Unfortunately due to a miscommunication. we will not be playing Lush Valley but actually at Hush Valley next door, also designed by Ben after a long period in rehab. Hush Valley, also known as Shut The F**K up is the very first course on tgctours to be based on ASMR. After coming out of rehab, Ben found everything loud and wanted to design a relaxing golf course, a peaceful golf course, a course where sounds are kept to a whisper. All players this week will be required to keep their covers on their clubs at all times to reduce noise, players will also be required to wear loose fitting clothes that are 2 sizes to big for them, so when they walk, the brush of fabric will produce a relaxing rustle. Players can only talk to each other in a gentle whisper through a microphone that has been fully tested on twitch. Wayward shots will not be warned by the shouting of the word fore but by vigorous flag waving. There will be no alcohol served anywhere on or off the course, as some people on this tour and you know who you are, can get very loud the consumption of alcohol. Anyone breaking this rules will be locked in a sound proof padded cell until the learn to appreciate the sensations that only ASMR brings.
Good luck everyone and if you need me, I will be next door at Lush Valley.
Unfortunately due to a miscommunication. we will not be playing Lush Valley but actually at Hush Valley next door, also designed by Ben after a long period in rehab. Hush Valley, also known as Shut The F**K up is the very first course on tgctours to be based on ASMR. After coming out of rehab, Ben found everything loud and wanted to design a relaxing golf course, a peaceful golf course, a course where sounds are kept to a whisper. All players this week will be required to keep their covers on their clubs at all times to reduce noise, players will also be required to wear loose fitting clothes that are 2 sizes to big for them, so when they walk, the brush of fabric will produce a relaxing rustle. Players can only talk to each other in a gentle whisper through a microphone that has been fully tested on twitch. Wayward shots will not be warned by the shouting of the word fore but by vigorous flag waving. There will be no alcohol served anywhere on or off the course, as some people on this tour and you know who you are, can get very loud the consumption of alcohol. Anyone breaking this rules will be locked in a sound proof padded cell until the learn to appreciate the sensations that only ASMR brings.
Good luck everyone and if you need me, I will be next door at Lush Valley.