North Mississippi Classic@St Martins Daymark (Tour)
Mar 13, 2021 15:49:26 GMT -5
SAM, Art Vandelay, and 4 more like this
Post by hmammoth on Mar 13, 2021 15:49:26 GMT -5
Over the past few year we have seen a lot of new designers get their first tour course here on this tour and this season has been no exception, this week we get to introduce Cy Langers BSG to the Kinetic tour when we play St Martins Daymark (Tour).Now, I bet you are all wondering what the bsg stands for in the name, well, it stands for big smelly golfer but Simon(real name) is also known by his gang name, Biggie Smells. Gang name, I hear you all shout, we are playing a course designed by a gang member, to be honest, this is not the first time we have had a course on this tour by a gang member, some of you may recall playing courses by another Simon(hmm, Simon and Simon, that would make a great name for a TV show, maybe a detective show about 2 brothers with different personalities who partner together to solve complex crimes) also known as SAM, what you may not know is that he also goes by the gang name Twoputt Shankur and for years, Twoputt and Biggie have ruled the roost over The Home for Old Decrepit Geezers.
It was Twoputt who designed first and when Biggie saw the power this brought to Twoputt, he got the best seat in front of the TV, old biddies flocked to him with offers of biscuits and cake, Biggie wanted in on the action and the day that will go down in history was recorded on the homes security cameras.
Biggie: Thanks for inviting me to tea
Twoputt: Down the hall, second door on the left, but you should know were the bathroom is by now.
Biggie: I want to design.
Twoputt: Design, I am the designer here, you just want the biscuits and cake, you don't want to design.
Biggie: There is enough biscuits and cake to go around, and you can be my manager, have a share in all my sweet goods.
Twoputt: Hmm, maybe, but you do what I say, and I decide what I get for my cut, the chocolate digestives are mine.
Biggie: Deal, where should I start?
TwoPutt: I have never made a course in Denmark, you can start there.
Biggie: Daymark, I don't know where that is but it shall be done.
For awhile, there was mutual respect between the two, there was even talk about a future collaboration but then, one day Twoputts room was raided by the nurses and all his chocolate digestives were confiscated. Twoputt, believed that Biggie had a part to play in this, Biggie was putting on weight and that could not be done by eating the healthy food the home provided.It was the beginning of the end. Twoputt moved to the west wing of the home, Biggie stayed on the east and the west wing-east wing triviality began. Biggie laughed at Twoputts tree placement, Twoputt called Biggies bunkers stock. Clashes in the dining hall between supporters lead to pitched zimmer frame battles and with this event been awarded to Biggie, twoputt has threatened to pull the plug.
So where does that leave us, should you speed golf your round in fear? Should you worry about getting caught in the middle between warring factions, naw, if you see any of the old geezer gangs on the course, you will still have plenty of time to finish your rounds, even the fastest of them in their mobility scooters cant get up the hills at any great speed. So good luck, have fun and you just might get the chance to laugh at two old gits playing gangster.
It was Twoputt who designed first and when Biggie saw the power this brought to Twoputt, he got the best seat in front of the TV, old biddies flocked to him with offers of biscuits and cake, Biggie wanted in on the action and the day that will go down in history was recorded on the homes security cameras.
Biggie: Thanks for inviting me to tea
Twoputt: Down the hall, second door on the left, but you should know were the bathroom is by now.
Biggie: I want to design.
Twoputt: Design, I am the designer here, you just want the biscuits and cake, you don't want to design.
Biggie: There is enough biscuits and cake to go around, and you can be my manager, have a share in all my sweet goods.
Twoputt: Hmm, maybe, but you do what I say, and I decide what I get for my cut, the chocolate digestives are mine.
Biggie: Deal, where should I start?
TwoPutt: I have never made a course in Denmark, you can start there.
Biggie: Daymark, I don't know where that is but it shall be done.
For awhile, there was mutual respect between the two, there was even talk about a future collaboration but then, one day Twoputts room was raided by the nurses and all his chocolate digestives were confiscated. Twoputt, believed that Biggie had a part to play in this, Biggie was putting on weight and that could not be done by eating the healthy food the home provided.It was the beginning of the end. Twoputt moved to the west wing of the home, Biggie stayed on the east and the west wing-east wing triviality began. Biggie laughed at Twoputts tree placement, Twoputt called Biggies bunkers stock. Clashes in the dining hall between supporters lead to pitched zimmer frame battles and with this event been awarded to Biggie, twoputt has threatened to pull the plug.
So where does that leave us, should you speed golf your round in fear? Should you worry about getting caught in the middle between warring factions, naw, if you see any of the old geezer gangs on the course, you will still have plenty of time to finish your rounds, even the fastest of them in their mobility scooters cant get up the hills at any great speed. So good luck, have fun and you just might get the chance to laugh at two old gits playing gangster.