Brasil Champions@Yoho River Golf Course
Feb 13, 2021 15:40:51 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Feb 13, 2021 15:40:51 GMT -5
First I have to apologize. I told this weeks course designer mattyfromcanada that the course name needed to be changed from YoHo as it is not woke, it is not politically correct. I said for the course to be used it needed to be changed to " Hello, lady of the night whose body is her's to do what as she wishes with out judgment from men" but unfortunately because of school work, I was able to check on the name change and the disgraceful original name still is on the course signs. Let me assure you all, the I and all the staff here on the Kinetic tour are fully woke and do not believe in derogatory labels. I wish I could say the same for this weeks designer whose crass sense of humor comes from the 1980's and not with the current generation whom do not have a sense of humor at all. I for one welcome our new generation overlords whose cancellation judgments on tik toc is making the world a better place.
To be honest though, I am not surprised that Matty from Canada did not change the name because he is not who he seems. He is in fact not Matty nor is he from Canada. His real name is Drew Dick and he is from Spunky Puddle, Ohio. Drew always wanted to be a golf designer but no one would take him seriously, it also did not help with the way he named his courses, before Yoho, he created Blue Balls Country Club, Bell End Golf Links and the not so famous Port Circumcision Golf and Tennis club. No one would play in any of his courses, no one thought any of his courses were real. So Drew thought to himself, how do I become a famous golf course designer? He was proud of being a Dick but knew he would have to give up his name, it was the end of the line for generations of Dicks but hard choices had to be made, now was not the time to be soft and give in.,the Dicks name was not known for being soft. He looked at the list of designers that have had courses or tour, some of them with multiple tour courses to their name and the name seemed to always be Adam or Matt with Matt having a slight advantage, so Matt it was going to be, but to make his name more noticeable and so it would not get lost in a sea of Matt's, he went for Matty and hence Matty Twocox was born.
Next he had to leave Spunky Puddle, it was literally a ghost town and he needed to be where designers live but he had spent so much time thinking of a new name, that he could not be arsed thinking of a new town, so he said f**k it, stuck a pin in a map and moved to Canada.
That is the 100 percent true and accurate story behind the name Matty from Canada, unfortunately, the name change did not include a personally change and at heart, he is still a Dick which is why we are playing YoHo instead of Hello, lady of the night whose body is her's to do what as she wishes with out judgment from men. But, whats done is done, have fun this week, good luck and keep your fingers crossed that we don't end up playing Riviera again,
To be honest though, I am not surprised that Matty from Canada did not change the name because he is not who he seems. He is in fact not Matty nor is he from Canada. His real name is Drew Dick and he is from Spunky Puddle, Ohio. Drew always wanted to be a golf designer but no one would take him seriously, it also did not help with the way he named his courses, before Yoho, he created Blue Balls Country Club, Bell End Golf Links and the not so famous Port Circumcision Golf and Tennis club. No one would play in any of his courses, no one thought any of his courses were real. So Drew thought to himself, how do I become a famous golf course designer? He was proud of being a Dick but knew he would have to give up his name, it was the end of the line for generations of Dicks but hard choices had to be made, now was not the time to be soft and give in.,the Dicks name was not known for being soft. He looked at the list of designers that have had courses or tour, some of them with multiple tour courses to their name and the name seemed to always be Adam or Matt with Matt having a slight advantage, so Matt it was going to be, but to make his name more noticeable and so it would not get lost in a sea of Matt's, he went for Matty and hence Matty Twocox was born.
Next he had to leave Spunky Puddle, it was literally a ghost town and he needed to be where designers live but he had spent so much time thinking of a new name, that he could not be arsed thinking of a new town, so he said f**k it, stuck a pin in a map and moved to Canada.
That is the 100 percent true and accurate story behind the name Matty from Canada, unfortunately, the name change did not include a personally change and at heart, he is still a Dick which is why we are playing YoHo instead of Hello, lady of the night whose body is her's to do what as she wishes with out judgment from men. But, whats done is done, have fun this week, good luck and keep your fingers crossed that we don't end up playing Riviera again,