Exuma Classic@Rosarito Bay Golf Club
Dec 19, 2020 16:01:50 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Dec 19, 2020 16:01:50 GMT -5
I guess since this is the event that will be live on Christmas day, I should start by saying happy Christmas to all Kinetic tour members, as well as anyone else that drops in here from time to time. As you know, this time of the year is all about giving, and I plan to do the same. I shall give you all, a golfing experience to remember on one of the games greatest courses, I shall avoid using any extreme conditions and at each hole, I will have one of my secretaries waiting for a presents for each one of you, use that is 18 presents for everyone. Hold on a second, a phone is ringing, oh shite, its the red phone, only one person ever uses the red phone. Ok guys, the was the man himself on the phone and I am afraid there has been a change of plans. It seems, every single one of you is on the naughty list and some of the reasons, well you guys are pretty mean. I am not going to mention any names but here are some of the things Santa told me about
1: Twerking in the face of your playing partner every time you got a birdie.
2: Putting your opponents pets up high in trees so they have to call the fire brigade and miss tee time.
3: Sharing every shot you play on social media, slowing down play so much, the your opponents behind quit and get two demotion marks.
4: Profanity, it seems everyone one of you has a foul mouth, Santa said he learned a lot of new swear words watching you all play.
5: Worst of all, not believing in Santa, this has really upset him and he shall have his revenge.
I asked Santa should I give you all a lump of coal at the end of each hole which you are forced to carry around for all four rounds, so after each hole, you are carrying more and more coal until you barely have the strength to swing a golf club. He said no, not severe enough. I asked should I make everyone play with just a driver and putter, he said no as it would be to funny. I asked should I take all the prize money away for this weeks event and give it to charity, he just laughed and said, right you would really give it to charity, I guess you cant hide anything from the man in red. So what should I do I asked, he went silent for a minute and then said, make them play a course by pablo. I gasped in shock and horror, Santa is truly going to have his revenge.
Happy Christmas everyone.
1: Twerking in the face of your playing partner every time you got a birdie.
2: Putting your opponents pets up high in trees so they have to call the fire brigade and miss tee time.
3: Sharing every shot you play on social media, slowing down play so much, the your opponents behind quit and get two demotion marks.
4: Profanity, it seems everyone one of you has a foul mouth, Santa said he learned a lot of new swear words watching you all play.
5: Worst of all, not believing in Santa, this has really upset him and he shall have his revenge.
I asked Santa should I give you all a lump of coal at the end of each hole which you are forced to carry around for all four rounds, so after each hole, you are carrying more and more coal until you barely have the strength to swing a golf club. He said no, not severe enough. I asked should I make everyone play with just a driver and putter, he said no as it would be to funny. I asked should I take all the prize money away for this weeks event and give it to charity, he just laughed and said, right you would really give it to charity, I guess you cant hide anything from the man in red. So what should I do I asked, he went silent for a minute and then said, make them play a course by pablo. I gasped in shock and horror, Santa is truly going to have his revenge.
Happy Christmas everyone.