SAMCRO Charming Challenge@Jomazano Marshes Tour
Nov 28, 2020 15:59:55 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Nov 28, 2020 15:59:55 GMT -5
While I was discussing changes to his course with this weeks designer Cottyuk, he said to me. " You are so wise and wonderful, I wish I could be like you"
" You Cant " I replied.
He looked crestfallen and sighed in disappointment " I know, its just that you bring so much joy to everyone each week, you practically keep tgctours going single handedly, you are like Atlas, holding this community on your back, I wish there was something I could do to give back, just be a little bit like you"
I thought to myself, a little bit more like me, I could start a scheduler apprentice program where for quiet a large fee, I could hire people to train other people how to become a scheduler. I am sure there are plenty of suckers that would pay.
"Any Ideas how I can help sir"
"Oh, your still here" I said, he was disturbing my great idea, I had to get rid of him. " Well, you could always become a ranger, now off you go, I have important things to think about"
And with those words, I sent him on his way. Little did I know then, was that I had opened Pandora's box, that my words, that my suggestion would come back to haunt me. Two weeks later, I sent a course to the rangers to check out, and Matt replied. I had forgotten all about him at this stage as my plans for my apprentice programs were coming together. I read his rangers report with horror, no one had explained to rules of being a ranger to him, no one had explained what the job entailed. Rangers have one job, the test courses that schedulers are thinking about using and reply with a standard and scripted set of words and terms, such as, This course is perfect for(insert tour name). There is not a single issue with this course, yet again(insert schedulers name)has done a perfect job. You could use any settings and conditions and this course would still play perfect, just like all the courses(insert schedulers name) picks. It is not that hard, the head ranger boffo gives all new rangers a 5 hour power point presentation to make sure they know the rules. But something had gone wrong, I was not reading perfection, I was reading, this pin position plays unfair, this hole can not be played in very high winds, there are red lines to close to the pins, here is a picture to prove it. A damn picture, now there was actual evidence, you know what this meant, it meant I had to cancel my Caribbean trip on the schedulers yacht and go play the course over and over until the settings are right, thats not the way it should work, it should be that I pick settings at random then go off and do something fun, not more work. It gets worse, other rangers started doing the same. I think a culling may be in order to restore the work-holiday balance, and I think I know just the place.
Marshes are interesting places, in fact my home city was built on marshland. Just imagine, around 900 years ago, some dude was looking for a place to settle down, he had so many beautiful and wonderful choices but he looked down the high valley at the marshland, surrounded by rivers, in a part of the world where it rains a lot, and said to himself, that is where I shall live, where my descendants will live and I shall call it Cork. You want to know what happens when it rains in Cork, it floods, every year it floods, in fact,I have some shocking and terrifing from the floods of of October this year, also know as the Great Beer disaster. If you are of a nervous disposition, do not watch this.
Anyway, where was I, yes marshes and how interesting they are. All sort of creatures live in marshes, there are man eating alligators, women eating snakes, flesh eating bacteria, child eating puppies. All sort of creatures that can make a body, bones and all disappear for ever. Back in ancient times when tgctours first started, this very piece of land was allegedly used to get rid of malcontents. There are names from way back in season one who after speaking out of turn, were never heard from again. There are rumors which I can not confirm or deny that they may have visited these marshes. Of course with modern technology, marshes are not needed anymore but I am just saying, maybe, just maybe, say a group of people were acting up, lets say for example and this is a group of people I just picked at random, the rangers were causing trouble, all I will say is remember the marshes.
A quick word of warning to any playing this week, the marshes do get very close to a couple of greens, and because the creatures have not been fed for awhile, tgctours are not responsible for any loss of life of limbs. Good luck and have fun.
" You Cant " I replied.
He looked crestfallen and sighed in disappointment " I know, its just that you bring so much joy to everyone each week, you practically keep tgctours going single handedly, you are like Atlas, holding this community on your back, I wish there was something I could do to give back, just be a little bit like you"
I thought to myself, a little bit more like me, I could start a scheduler apprentice program where for quiet a large fee, I could hire people to train other people how to become a scheduler. I am sure there are plenty of suckers that would pay.
"Any Ideas how I can help sir"
"Oh, your still here" I said, he was disturbing my great idea, I had to get rid of him. " Well, you could always become a ranger, now off you go, I have important things to think about"
And with those words, I sent him on his way. Little did I know then, was that I had opened Pandora's box, that my words, that my suggestion would come back to haunt me. Two weeks later, I sent a course to the rangers to check out, and Matt replied. I had forgotten all about him at this stage as my plans for my apprentice programs were coming together. I read his rangers report with horror, no one had explained to rules of being a ranger to him, no one had explained what the job entailed. Rangers have one job, the test courses that schedulers are thinking about using and reply with a standard and scripted set of words and terms, such as, This course is perfect for(insert tour name). There is not a single issue with this course, yet again(insert schedulers name)has done a perfect job. You could use any settings and conditions and this course would still play perfect, just like all the courses(insert schedulers name) picks. It is not that hard, the head ranger boffo gives all new rangers a 5 hour power point presentation to make sure they know the rules. But something had gone wrong, I was not reading perfection, I was reading, this pin position plays unfair, this hole can not be played in very high winds, there are red lines to close to the pins, here is a picture to prove it. A damn picture, now there was actual evidence, you know what this meant, it meant I had to cancel my Caribbean trip on the schedulers yacht and go play the course over and over until the settings are right, thats not the way it should work, it should be that I pick settings at random then go off and do something fun, not more work. It gets worse, other rangers started doing the same. I think a culling may be in order to restore the work-holiday balance, and I think I know just the place.
Marshes are interesting places, in fact my home city was built on marshland. Just imagine, around 900 years ago, some dude was looking for a place to settle down, he had so many beautiful and wonderful choices but he looked down the high valley at the marshland, surrounded by rivers, in a part of the world where it rains a lot, and said to himself, that is where I shall live, where my descendants will live and I shall call it Cork. You want to know what happens when it rains in Cork, it floods, every year it floods, in fact,I have some shocking and terrifing from the floods of of October this year, also know as the Great Beer disaster. If you are of a nervous disposition, do not watch this.
Anyway, where was I, yes marshes and how interesting they are. All sort of creatures live in marshes, there are man eating alligators, women eating snakes, flesh eating bacteria, child eating puppies. All sort of creatures that can make a body, bones and all disappear for ever. Back in ancient times when tgctours first started, this very piece of land was allegedly used to get rid of malcontents. There are names from way back in season one who after speaking out of turn, were never heard from again. There are rumors which I can not confirm or deny that they may have visited these marshes. Of course with modern technology, marshes are not needed anymore but I am just saying, maybe, just maybe, say a group of people were acting up, lets say for example and this is a group of people I just picked at random, the rangers were causing trouble, all I will say is remember the marshes.
A quick word of warning to any playing this week, the marshes do get very close to a couple of greens, and because the creatures have not been fed for awhile, tgctours are not responsible for any loss of life of limbs. Good luck and have fun.