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Post by Tombanator on Apr 28, 2024 1:23:28 GMT -5
Season 16 - week 3 recap Got a little hairy at the end, but we're through in good enough time! Let's see how things ended up and who almost ended up not getting there... Six Nation Army broke a record last week and lost, they did not allow it to happen this week as they annihilated (and almost got another record down) It's the Caddy's Fault 23-9 (450-398). Loveless and Floyd get VIP passes to the Club with their 4s. The Ball Caressers are on the up and up with a swift and clear victory over The Power Faders by a score of 19.5-12.5 (431-420). Good scoring all across the board, but no 4 pointers to the Club. The battle of 2 teams of a season's past was... a little strange. CamelThokies take the points advantage to win the match against their slightly renamed counterpart Dude Where's My Parrrr 19-13 (427-439), despite the losing side taking the shots to themselves. And no 4s here either. Sad. 9th Green at Nine got off to a slow start but they have room for optimism now with their maiden victory of the season over Putt Pirates 18-14 (412-380). Let's see how this narrative goes along the season. Azallion gets 4 for the Pirates. And finally, we have the first tie of the 8 player team era as in the closest you can get match, Tour De Fore-ce technically wins with 1 shot over Bourbon, Wings and Swings but in reality it's a tie for 16-16 (407-406). No 4s. NOTABLES AND LEADERBOARDS: Week 4 enters us into Shizuoka Cliffs (C.C.) by Ben Anderson. Gonna be interesting to see what this previously Elite course will be like for CC... well, no time to worry about it too hard, here's the line for the matches: 4 A: 5. Bourbon, Wings and Swings VS. 4. CamelThokies 4 B: 2. Six Nation Army VS. 3. Dude Where's My Parrrr 4 C: 7. Tour De Fore-ce VS. 10. 9th Green at Nine 4 D: 1. The Ball Caressers VS. 8. Putt Pirates 4 E: 9. It's the Caddy's Fault VS. 6. The Power Faders Good luck, see you at the finish line for this week (hopefully nothing bad happens...)!
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Post by Tombanator on May 5, 2024 0:12:36 GMT -5
Season 16 - week 4 recap Konnichiwa from Shizuoka (Cliffs C.C), land of the rising sun (or something inspired by it)! The sun always rises somewhere around the world, and this week the sun shines a light on these following results: The Ball Caressers are finding mighty fine luck so far at the top of the ranks, most likely thanks to their caressing abilities making the golf balls act right as they nail down Putt Pirates 21.5-10.5 (405-380). Good show of .5 scores, main one of note is Sevcik's 4 points. And it is a very notable thing indeed as you will soon discover... 9th Green at Nine can go to the ninth layer of... you know what (no bias intended, surely) as they send Tour De Fore-ce tumbling down to heck by a score of 19.5-12.5 (375-265). No 4 point scoring here in this one. Unrelated non-golf tidbit: did you know Yomi is the Japanese word for the land of the dead? Just one letter switch away from some guy's name... and he's playing like he's in there! Umm, what happened there? Anyways... CamelThokies down themselves some Bourbon, Wings and Swings to the tune of a 19-13 score (405-378). Unfortunately, the party won't go overtime as there's no 4s. And finally to wrap up, two similar scores. By a one shot margin (being 13 shots up here to 12 shots in the other soon mentioned match), first dibs to The Power Faders who get one over It's the Caddy's Fault 18-14 (395-382). Is it really though? Must be, because there's no 4s. And 12 shots was indeed the gap with a same 18-14 (404-392) line as Six Nation Army goes one up over Dude Where's My Parrrr in the top heaviest match of the week. I kinda keep repeating myself, but there were no 4s here, either. Huh. NOTABLES AND LEADERBOARDS: Week 5 will be held at Sheridan Timber Co. by Alex Grainger. Why are we playing at the grounds of a lumberyard? Or a forestry industry building? Or whatever it may be? Who knows, but we know these matches as we cross into the halfway point and beyond during week 5: 5 A: 1. The Ball Caressers VS. 3. CamelThokies 5 B: 5. Bourbon, Wings and Swings VS. 10. It's the Caddy's Fault 5 C: 6. The Power Faders VS. 4. Dude Where's My Parrrr 5 D: 2. Six Nation Army VS. 8. 9th Green at Nine 5 E: 7. Tour De Fore-ce VS. 9. Putt Pirates Enjoy your time. Watch out for woodchippers and other forestry equipment as the medical insurance won't cover those!
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Post by Tombanator on May 13, 2024 2:55:51 GMT -5
Season 16 - week 5 recap Alright, let's get this done real fast, or as fast as possible since it's still a lot of work. Dude Where's My Parrrr is going farrrr so far this season, The Power Faders that be could not match them as we got a high 24-8 score (384-353). Sandwiching 4 pointers as pool 1 Hernandez and pool 8 Elliott got there this week. All it takes is a little damnation from the week before, as this week Tour De Fore-ce slams Putt Pirates down en route to their first win, at 21.5-10.5 (387-347). Rejoicing for Budel and Warncke who catch a 4 pointer. Six Nation Army marches down opposition, 9th Green at Nine being the latest to fall with a 18.5-13.5 score (403-383). Boss man up top Everard gets credit for 4 points. Two scores of same nature wrap up this week, by a 6 shot gap we get Bourbon, Wings and Swings winning over It's the Caddy's Fault 17.5-14.5 (383-377). No 4 pointers. And finally it's 3 shots being the gap in this match, leading to a rather unusual last mention which goes to league leaders The Ball Caressers knocking off CamelThokies in a tight top affair 17.5-14.5 (405-402). Sevcik is on one this season, or on 4 this week. NOTABLES AND LEADERBOARDS, WEEK 5: Reality check time for this HTF season is on a real course this week. Week 6 of HTF take us to Pine Lake CC (Michigan) which was brought to us in-game by the one, the only, Craig LeVasseur. Bet you won't guess where this course is, and I bet you won't guess that these matches are out there this week: 6 A: 8. 9th Green at Nine VS. 7. The Power Faders 6 B: 10. Putt Pirates VS. 3. Dude Where's My Parrrr 6 C: 4. CamelThokies VS. 2. Six Nation Army 6 D: 9. It's the Caddy's Fault VS. 6. Tour De Fore-ce 6 E: 5. Bourbon, Wings and Swings VS. 1. The Ball Caressers Good luck out there!
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Post by Tombanator on May 19, 2024 11:37:29 GMT -5
Season 16 - week 6 recap We are about to head off into the last third of the season, but before we do, one last check to see what happened on the week that this was. An army is about to take a stand and march on up as Six Nation Army makes brutal work of CamelThokies by a score of 21.5-10.5 (458-431). We do have a 4 point scorer on here as Wahlig snipes 4. Someone is blaming a caddy for sure as It's the Caddy's Fault beats down Tour De Fore-ce 20.5-11.5 (433-416). One more 4 point scorer is found with Bowes scoring 4. A surprising outcome thinking about the Golden Tee race for the last third of this season's run as Bourbon, Wings and Swings manage to knock off number 1 The Ball Caressers 19.5-12.5 (424-417). Breunig feeds the opposition the most bitter stuff with a 4. Matches A and B were the ones with the smallest gap this week. The A game has the bigger shot gap, however, and it means that The Power Faders get dibs for their win first, and dibs over 9th Green at Nine too with a 18-14 score (445-420). No dibs on 4s. The B match saw Golden Tee hopefuls Dude Where's My Parrrr do what they must to stay in it over Putt Pirates with another 18-14 (419-415). Ruhl rules the roost with a 4 (and apologies for the god-awful pun). NOTABLES AND LEADERBOARDS, WEEK 6: Week 7 gets us into one last third of the season. Spread your wings into a hefty finish as we enter Wingspread Prairie Club by Scott Melby. Let's fly high and not crash and burn too close to the sun with these matches: 7 A: 6. Tour De Fore-ce VS. 2. The Ball Caressers 7 B: 7. The Power Faders VS. 10. Putt Pirates 7 C: 3. Dude Where's My Parrrr VS. 8. It's the Caddy's Fault 7 D: 9. 9th Green at Nine VS. 5. CamelThokies 7 E. 1. Six Nation Army VS. 4. Bourbon, Wings and Swings And off we go. Good luck!
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