You're not finished with me... Bing is making me do the Week 5 Fixtures as well.
Crap...
Americas Tour (Rounds 1 & 2) - Navapii Desert
This is a fictional steppe course designed by Robin Mungall: "Utah/Arizona desert setting course. Par 72 at 7,797 yards from the tips offering a variety of shot types. Being on the correct side of the hole will optimize your chances at birdies. Enjoy your rounds on this steppe desert track."
(If you look closely at the last image, you can see two saguaro flipping you the bird.)
Rest of the World (Rounds 3&4) - Sovereign City Links
Designed by Richard Hall: "Dubai is the setting for this picturesque course. Just opened for play, a 7474 yard Par 71 track with fast greens is going to make you think. The city skyline will be the backdrop to many of your approaches but don't let that distract you, as the fast greens mean you'll be better off finding the low side of the hole."
Richard has not provided photographic evidence of this work, but he has done a number of courses in the TGC database we may be familiar with including Arrancha Springs, Kyoto Great Park, Paragon Valley, Portwithick, and Ponte Verda National.
(Edit for those eagle eye'd early readers)
One For The Road - Dubai a Golf Odyssey
Dubai a Golf Odyssey was built by a mystery designer without a description, so all you have to go on is this satellite image:
Week 5 Matchups
Bourbon Bandits vs Liver Let Die
Americas
Rd 1 (doubles total):
Prowse/Buenger vs Clowers/Vandelay
Surgeon/Mendez vs Gunsaullus/Mears
Rd 2 (doubles total):
Prowse/Mendez vs Clowers/Mears
Surgeon/Buenger vs Gunsaullus/Vandelay
Rest of the World
Round 3 (better ball)
Prowse/Surgeon vs Clowers/Gunsaullus
Mendez/Buenger vs Mears/Vandelay
Round 4 (singles match play)
Prowse vs Clowers
Surgeon vs Gunsaullus
Mendez vs Mears
Buenger vs Vandelay
Forgasms vs Dirty Old Men
Americas
Rd 1 (doubles total):
Nixon/Lawrence vs Stevenson/Sangster
Seneclauze/Keatley vs Oram/Brantford
Rd 2 (doubles total):
Nixon/Keatley vs Stevenson/Brantford
Seneclauze/Lawrence vs Oram/Sangster
Rest of the World
Round 3 (better ball)
Nixon/Seneclauze vs Stevenson/Oram
Keatley/Lawrence vs Brantford/Sangster
Round 4 (singles match play)
Nixon vs Stevenson
Seneclauze vs Oram
Keatley vs Brantford
Lawrence vs Sangster
Duffers Downing Doubles vs Hobgoblins
Americas
Rd 1 (doubles total):
Grzesik/Davies vs Lindbergh/Zubowicz
van Niekerk/Gibson vs Coba/Tough
Rd 2 (doubles total):
Grzesik/Gibson vs Lindbergh/Tough
van Niekerk/Davies vs Coba/Zubowicz
Rest of the World
Round 3 (better ball)
Grzesik/van Niekerk vs Lindbergh/Coba
Gibson/Davies vs Tough/Zubowicz
Round 4 (singles match play)
Grzesik vs Lindbergh
van Niekerk vs Coba
Gibson vs Tough
Davies vs Zubowicz
Moonshine Runners vs Brews Brothers
Americas
Rd 1 (doubles total):
Taylor/St. Paul vs Matchen/Bonocore
Dowey/Lokosky vs Pihlman/Reddington
Rd 2 (doubles total):
Taylor/Lokosky vs Matchen/Reddington
Dowey/St. Paul vs Pihlman/Bonocore
Rest of the World
Round 3 (better ball)
Taylor/Dowey vs Matchen/Pihlman
Lokosky/St. Paul vs Reddington/Bonocore
Round 4 (singles match play)
Taylor vs Matchen
Dowey vs Pihlman
Lokosky vs Reddington
St. Paul vs Bonocore
Signing off wishing everyone good golf and good health.
Bing will be back next week. I'll be around this week with GIFs aplenty.
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