Miller High Life Quad Cities Open@Ile Aux Touessrok
Oct 17, 2020 15:06:59 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Oct 17, 2020 15:06:59 GMT -5
So what do we have for you guys this week. Ile Aux Touessrok, dammit, which secretary picked this course. I have told them over and over, no courses that I can't spell or pronounce. Lets see who the designer is, ah it's that Scottish guy with the Irish name Celtic Wolf. I really hate dealing with the Scots, time to dig up the English-Scottish dictionary
lle- pronounced I'll. Used in a sentence, I'll give you a slap.
Aux- pronounced have. Used in a sentence, Have you any drugs today.
Touess- pronounced those. Used in a sentence. two pints and a whisky .
Rok-pronounced rock. Used in a sentence. What a lovely rock.
translated from Scotish slang to English. I'll ave two rock= May i have some crack please.
So I guess Pat is a inner city lad so. Anyway, what ever Pat spends his money on in his own spare time is his own business but there is another reason I hate dealing with Scottish designers, they are just so stingy and I am not talking about them disappearing when it their round in the pub, I mean we have all experienced that. Someone else pays and just like magic, they reappear. No, what I am talking about is getting them to design a course. Take the green, I would ask for large lush rolling greens and what I would get are greens the size of postage stamps. I would ask why the greens are so small and the reply would be
"Ah did nae want tae spend th' bunsens oan th' extra land". Which I think means that he did not want to invest cash on the extra land to make the greens bigger. Then there are fairways, the request, long wide fairways with plenty of roll out, what I get, narrow fairways with breaks in the middle. Again I would be stupid enough to ask why only to be told "Less fairway means less wark fur th' men, less wark means mair skitin". Which means less work, more drink. As for the bunkers, you never know what you will find in them, coarse rough sand, pebbles and rock throughout and the odd buried can of Irn-Bru. I think you can figure out what comes next, yes indeed, a explanation where the sand came from
"Ah went tae th' beach wi' mah buckit an' spade, when nae a body was lookin', Ah stole their sain.Ah saved a bludy fortune by daein' it thes way, ye need tae gie up huir uv a early in th' morn tae ootsmart me.Ye can say whit ye want abit us scots but we ken hoo tae sae a penny ur tois.If anyain oan th' toors greit, teel them we invented golf an' tae buck aff back tae their coontry clubs in their yah cars wi' their dumb blonde wi'es. "
That says it all really about Scotish designers.
So I apologize in advance for the half a golf course but have fun out there anyway.
lle- pronounced I'll. Used in a sentence, I'll give you a slap.
Aux- pronounced have. Used in a sentence, Have you any drugs today.
Touess- pronounced those. Used in a sentence. two pints and a whisky .
Rok-pronounced rock. Used in a sentence. What a lovely rock.
translated from Scotish slang to English. I'll ave two rock= May i have some crack please.
So I guess Pat is a inner city lad so. Anyway, what ever Pat spends his money on in his own spare time is his own business but there is another reason I hate dealing with Scottish designers, they are just so stingy and I am not talking about them disappearing when it their round in the pub, I mean we have all experienced that. Someone else pays and just like magic, they reappear. No, what I am talking about is getting them to design a course. Take the green, I would ask for large lush rolling greens and what I would get are greens the size of postage stamps. I would ask why the greens are so small and the reply would be
"Ah did nae want tae spend th' bunsens oan th' extra land". Which I think means that he did not want to invest cash on the extra land to make the greens bigger. Then there are fairways, the request, long wide fairways with plenty of roll out, what I get, narrow fairways with breaks in the middle. Again I would be stupid enough to ask why only to be told "Less fairway means less wark fur th' men, less wark means mair skitin". Which means less work, more drink. As for the bunkers, you never know what you will find in them, coarse rough sand, pebbles and rock throughout and the odd buried can of Irn-Bru. I think you can figure out what comes next, yes indeed, a explanation where the sand came from
"Ah went tae th' beach wi' mah buckit an' spade, when nae a body was lookin', Ah stole their sain.Ah saved a bludy fortune by daein' it thes way, ye need tae gie up huir uv a early in th' morn tae ootsmart me.Ye can say whit ye want abit us scots but we ken hoo tae sae a penny ur tois.If anyain oan th' toors greit, teel them we invented golf an' tae buck aff back tae their coontry clubs in their yah cars wi' their dumb blonde wi'es. "
That says it all really about Scotish designers.
So I apologize in advance for the half a golf course but have fun out there anyway.