Albertson's Boise Open@ Brynhurst
Aug 9, 2020 5:27:26 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Aug 9, 2020 5:27:26 GMT -5
Welcome to the second week of the play offs. As I said before, the difficulty increases with each event and this week course should prove to be a challenge. The course is Brian Hurst by Justa Cyborg and I have to confess, I am struggling big time with the intro, in fact it could be the shortest intro of my scheduling career. To put it in simple terms, I have no idea who Brian Hurst is, does he have something to do with golf? Is he involved with the creation of cyborgs? Could the course be named after him for some other reason? I just don’t know. The past few weeks my time has been taken up by research to find out who Brian Hurst is, I even hired 5 new secretaries to join the other 8 to help with the research but they, I mean I still struggled to find anything. The last course we had by this designer, Black Flag, was easy to write about and we had talk like a pirate week but this course could be the first that does not get a intro.
Buffy was the first on my secretaries to rush into my office to claim the bonus( I am all for incentives to encourage my staff to work harder and since this was a tough job, I was offering a whole 15 minutes extra for lunch on the day of their choosing)for finding out who Brian Hurst is. She said he was a professional golfer from Virginia. This did get me all excited, it would make sense but it turned out he was a professional disk golfer. I have no idea what disk golf is but it sounds weird, like something invented by rich hippies and has nothing to do with real golf. I’ll miss Buffy, she was fun but someone who can’t tell the difference between real golf and some pretentious hippy sport can not work for me.
Lucinda was next to claim the prize, she also said he was a golfer. This did give me hope that Brian really was a golfer, two secretaries finding information about golfers named Brian Hurst could not be a coincidence. I groaned when she gave me the details. Brian Hurst, winner of The Inebriated Walkabout, which turns out to be a Christmas scramble event for The Drunken Englishman Fell Off A Cliff, a pub on the west coast of Scotland. This is not the right Brian Hurst, but just in case you are interested, he won a turkey, a ham and a box of biscuits. Ah Lucinda, your every changing hairstyle brought such amusement to me, I hope your next employer feels the same.
I just want to say that I never had a secretary by the name of Philipa. I did not pay her to research Brian Hurst of New Jersey, owner of Eradication Waste Managment.
And so it went on. Brian Hurst the inventor, Brian Hurst, the artist, Brian Hurst who works for my second cousins wife’s brother( what the hell Lilly) but none of them were right. I lost 7 secretaries because of this but still did not come up with a answer. So all there is left to do is apologise to CiB0RG and to all you KF members for the lack of a intro this week. I hope you still enjoy the course, the final step towards the finals, good luck all.
Buffy was the first on my secretaries to rush into my office to claim the bonus( I am all for incentives to encourage my staff to work harder and since this was a tough job, I was offering a whole 15 minutes extra for lunch on the day of their choosing)for finding out who Brian Hurst is. She said he was a professional golfer from Virginia. This did get me all excited, it would make sense but it turned out he was a professional disk golfer. I have no idea what disk golf is but it sounds weird, like something invented by rich hippies and has nothing to do with real golf. I’ll miss Buffy, she was fun but someone who can’t tell the difference between real golf and some pretentious hippy sport can not work for me.
Lucinda was next to claim the prize, she also said he was a golfer. This did give me hope that Brian really was a golfer, two secretaries finding information about golfers named Brian Hurst could not be a coincidence. I groaned when she gave me the details. Brian Hurst, winner of The Inebriated Walkabout, which turns out to be a Christmas scramble event for The Drunken Englishman Fell Off A Cliff, a pub on the west coast of Scotland. This is not the right Brian Hurst, but just in case you are interested, he won a turkey, a ham and a box of biscuits. Ah Lucinda, your every changing hairstyle brought such amusement to me, I hope your next employer feels the same.
I just want to say that I never had a secretary by the name of Philipa. I did not pay her to research Brian Hurst of New Jersey, owner of Eradication Waste Managment.
And so it went on. Brian Hurst the inventor, Brian Hurst, the artist, Brian Hurst who works for my second cousins wife’s brother( what the hell Lilly) but none of them were right. I lost 7 secretaries because of this but still did not come up with a answer. So all there is left to do is apologise to CiB0RG and to all you KF members for the lack of a intro this week. I hope you still enjoy the course, the final step towards the finals, good luck all.