Post by nothmammoth on May 10, 2020 20:05:34 GMT -5
Today is a sad sad day in the history of tgctours. A day that will go down in infamy, a day when the leaders on tgctours showed their true colours. Today, hmammoth was unfairly and cruelly kicked from The Korn Ferry Tour. I know what you are thinking, that demotion is part of tgctours, and I fully agree with you, but this was not a case of normal demotion and I have proof, thanks to my sources in the head administration office of tgctour(thanks Mrs Doyley) I have recived a copy of the email that was sent to hmammoth, and I am going to share it in full with you.
Dear Mr Mammoth
It has come to our attention that there are now three staff members playing on the Korn Ferry. As Andre Quenneville has now became a kornholer, he adds to yourself and Tim Owens on the roster. This can not be allowed to happen for security reasons. If a disgruntled member that was armed with a weapon of mass destruction decided to take out the entire Korn Ferry tour, we would lose three staff members in one blow. This could affect the running of the tours for at least a week. In a zoom meeting between the admins, it was decided one person needed to be moved to cc-a. You may be wondering why you and not one of the others. In the case of Andre, well he has a temper issue, and a angry canuck is not a pleasant sight. I have seen Andre get angry in person and he did not say please or thank you for a whole hour, it was nightmarish and not something I want to see again. In the case of Tim, during our zoom meeting, he glared at me with extreme displeasure while holding his finger over the delete Doyley button on his computer and to be honest, I did not want to be deleted from the database. So that left just you, and to be honest, you are someone we needed to deal with anyway. The reason Jeff does not play any more is that he has to spend hours each day dealing with tickets about you, in fact let me give you some examples.
• Hmammoth said I was 12 years old, I am not, I am not, I am 12 and a half
• Hmammoth called me a pretentious twat
• Hmammoth called me a furry, I am in fact a animal recreation specialist
• Hmammoth said I spent 6 months in a insane asylum, it was a rest home for the tired and emotional
• Hmammoth called me a gigolo and upset me wife and 10 girlfriends.
• Hmammoth insulted the entire nation of Norway
• Hmammoth used dark arts to curse me and my course so I would not win a design contest.
• Hmammoth accused us, a bunch of respectable gentlemen of being a criminal organisation and not designing the courses we claim as our own
That is just a small sample, there is still the corruption, the bribes, the blackmail. Oh, and there is also the fact you are Irish. So, you need to be punished and this is the perfect opportunity. We have been manipulation your score that past few weeks to make it seem like you have been playing badly. We have typed messages on the forums using your username talking about how badly you are playing, and we have given you five strikes and demoted. We have done it this way to save you embarrassment of being publicly punished. If you say a word of this to anyone, there will be dire consequences. Do not mess with us Mammoth or we will take you down.
Kind regards,
Scott Dolyey.
There it is, there is the proof, the one and only reason Hmammoth was removed from the Korn Ferry is because he is Irish. This can not be allowed, stand with me brothers, #justiceforhmammoth. We petition, we protest, we strike. Let’s show these totalitarian dictators who has the real power. I know not everyone will be onboard, I mean the designers wont sign, and anyone that has played a hmammoth setting wont sign, and the Scandinavians wont sign, oh the the Americans wont sign, and the English, and the people from other parts of Ireland, and the rest of Europe in fact, ah screw this #hmammothdeservedit.
Dear Mr Mammoth
It has come to our attention that there are now three staff members playing on the Korn Ferry. As Andre Quenneville has now became a kornholer, he adds to yourself and Tim Owens on the roster. This can not be allowed to happen for security reasons. If a disgruntled member that was armed with a weapon of mass destruction decided to take out the entire Korn Ferry tour, we would lose three staff members in one blow. This could affect the running of the tours for at least a week. In a zoom meeting between the admins, it was decided one person needed to be moved to cc-a. You may be wondering why you and not one of the others. In the case of Andre, well he has a temper issue, and a angry canuck is not a pleasant sight. I have seen Andre get angry in person and he did not say please or thank you for a whole hour, it was nightmarish and not something I want to see again. In the case of Tim, during our zoom meeting, he glared at me with extreme displeasure while holding his finger over the delete Doyley button on his computer and to be honest, I did not want to be deleted from the database. So that left just you, and to be honest, you are someone we needed to deal with anyway. The reason Jeff does not play any more is that he has to spend hours each day dealing with tickets about you, in fact let me give you some examples.
• Hmammoth said I was 12 years old, I am not, I am not, I am 12 and a half
• Hmammoth called me a pretentious twat
• Hmammoth called me a furry, I am in fact a animal recreation specialist
• Hmammoth said I spent 6 months in a insane asylum, it was a rest home for the tired and emotional
• Hmammoth called me a gigolo and upset me wife and 10 girlfriends.
• Hmammoth insulted the entire nation of Norway
• Hmammoth used dark arts to curse me and my course so I would not win a design contest.
• Hmammoth accused us, a bunch of respectable gentlemen of being a criminal organisation and not designing the courses we claim as our own
That is just a small sample, there is still the corruption, the bribes, the blackmail. Oh, and there is also the fact you are Irish. So, you need to be punished and this is the perfect opportunity. We have been manipulation your score that past few weeks to make it seem like you have been playing badly. We have typed messages on the forums using your username talking about how badly you are playing, and we have given you five strikes and demoted. We have done it this way to save you embarrassment of being publicly punished. If you say a word of this to anyone, there will be dire consequences. Do not mess with us Mammoth or we will take you down.
Kind regards,
Scott Dolyey.
There it is, there is the proof, the one and only reason Hmammoth was removed from the Korn Ferry is because he is Irish. This can not be allowed, stand with me brothers, #justiceforhmammoth. We petition, we protest, we strike. Let’s show these totalitarian dictators who has the real power. I know not everyone will be onboard, I mean the designers wont sign, and anyone that has played a hmammoth setting wont sign, and the Scandinavians wont sign, oh the the Americans wont sign, and the English, and the people from other parts of Ireland, and the rest of Europe in fact, ah screw this #hmammothdeservedit.