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Post by hmammoth on Mar 1, 2020 4:53:10 GMT -5
I am not going to write a introduction to this weeks course by Karl Sanders otherwise known as joegolferg. For those who were not part of this tour, last year when we used a course by Karl, there was a incident which saw him taken away to a rest home for tired and emotional designers for his own protection. Recently I was approached by Karl’s doctor, telling me that therapy was going well and the final step was having a course on tour again. I said no, the man is a looney but it was pointed out that Karl is a member of The Korn Ferry and I am known for the amazing kindness and support that I gave to fellow Kornholers, so I reluctantly agreed to allow the course on tour. It was also requested that I and you, do not make comments on the course to avoid a relapse occurring. Which is why I am not writing a introduction today. Karl himself also had a request for this week, he wanted this week to be the first every socialist golf tournament. So basically, there is only one golf ball for the week and we will all take turns in sharing it. All golfers need to carry there own golf bag, caddies are not allowed. The owners of the course have been ousted and everyone playing now owns a equal share of the course. All prize money will be shared equally between all players, there will be no cut as that is forced separation of the haves and haves not,and finally the total scores from all players taken part will be added together then divided equally between all players. So congrats everyone, you have all won this week. No pressure this week, so when it’s your turn to use the ball, have fun out there.
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 1, 2020 5:14:39 GMT -5
rhino4life You're going to make another cut! Everyone is equal! But as usual some will be more equal than others. After scraping through the cut line it was only that dastardly digsb who knocked me out of a promotion tick late last night. Does this mean we all get one this week?
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Post by hmammoth on Mar 1, 2020 5:43:52 GMT -5
Yes, everyone will get the same amount of promotion marks as the person whose name is at the top of the leader board, since we will all have the same score, the leader board will be sorted by a lottery. Also, to make it fair, everyone will also receive the same amount of demotion marks as the person at the bottom of the leader board, its only right in socialist golf.
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Post by Crazy Croc on Mar 1, 2020 5:50:59 GMT -5
Was sitting on a disappointing -5 after 7, shaking my head after a missed 11 footer on the 1st and a missed 6 footer on the 3rd...
...thinking what could have been...
...made a double on par 5 13th...
1st round final score -3
almost at the point where i'd rather go and watch the voice/poep idols with my wife...
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Post by Crazy Croc on Mar 1, 2020 6:30:17 GMT -5
2nd round, had to wait until after the 10th before I got to -5 again
triple on par 5 13th, fast down into water off tee, reload on tee, middle of fw, fast down into water on approach, reload from same spot, yay, hit green in 2, not....
-3 again
-6 at cut, +5 on 13th
*scanning local tv schedule*
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 1, 2020 6:32:16 GMT -5
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Post by fransslabak on Mar 1, 2020 7:02:58 GMT -5
2nd round, had to wait until after the 10th before I got to -5 again triple on par 5 13th, fast down into water off tee, reload on tee, middle of fw, fast down into water on approach, reload from same spot, yay, hit green in 2, not.... -3 again -6 at cut, +5 on 13th *scanning local tv schedule* Okay, so I WAS going to post about being terribly disappointed with a three-putt bogey in round 1. But that would be a bit silly now.... 😂😂😂 Sorry for your troubles, Crazy Croc ! I scored a -6 and a -8 for -14 halfway. I have no idea whether that’s anywhere near making the cut. I played solid but side hill putts - which are ALL putts on this course... 😂 - on fast greens is not my strength to say the least. But I only three-putted once in two rounds, so I guess that’s not that bad. Best wishes Frans
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Post by joegolferg on Mar 1, 2020 9:07:38 GMT -5
Golfers of Korn Ferry, UNITE! You have nothing to lose but your balls.
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Post by Crazy Croc on Mar 1, 2020 9:22:21 GMT -5
Round 2, a buy 1 get 1 free bundle offer of fast downs that both gone water hunting... Was a bit confused at my 1st round double and since you asked I took a peek at the recording of my 1st round, then I spotted my mistake Six beers if anyone can spot it too! Off tempo shots don't count! (apologise for being forced to listen to my music - bought a big ass tv yesterday and my wife was watching a recording of a bunch of star struck hopefuls trying to impress a celebrity judge or two with their perceived signing abilities - did not realise the bigger screen came with louder sound too. Had to drown out the cacophony)
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tore
Weekend Golfer
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TGCT Name: Tore Larsen
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Post by tore on Mar 1, 2020 16:11:58 GMT -5
Started great with -5 after 7th in round 1. Then it all went to pars except a couple of birdies, so -7 after round 1. Round two was one of those where I even had an eagle from the fairway. -13 round, so -20 after two. Really happy with that. Some tricky greens on there.
What to do now, blaze through on momentum, or save it for later in the week...?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 1, 2020 19:37:58 GMT -5
NO CUT THIS WEEK he says. Great timing Boss!
Seriously, coming back to take the WSACOW Cup.
Yeah, as if.
Downward!
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Post by Riotous on Mar 1, 2020 21:15:27 GMT -5
Round 2, a buy 1 get 1 free bundle offer of fast downs that both gone water hunting... Was a bit confused at my 1st round double and since you asked I took a peek at the recording of my 1st round, then I spotted my mistake Six beers if anyone can spot it too! Off tempo shots don't count! (apologise for being forced to listen to my music - bought a big ass tv yesterday and my wife was watching a recording of a bunch of star struck hopefuls trying to impress a celebrity judge or two with their perceived signing abilities - did not realise the bigger screen came with louder sound too. Had to drown out the cacophony) Did you mean to change from 4 Iron down to 5 Iron but actually changed up to your 2 Iron ?
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Post by rhino4life on Mar 1, 2020 21:25:43 GMT -5
rhino4life You're going to make another cut! Everyone is equal! But as usual some will be more equal than others. After scraping through the cut line it was only that dastardly digsb who knocked me out of a promotion tick late last night. Does this mean we all get one this week? Meh....not sure about that this week.
I usually cannot stand these designs (personal thing) however this was pretty enjoyable to say the least. I found myself cruising along nicely until I took a double bogie on #6 or #7 I think. Stupid tempo off the tee following up with 69% lie out of the sand ended up being like 120% lie and down the hill she rolled. Rebounded somewhat for a few holes then rolled into the back 9 through the finish on the par train. Plenty of medium range putts to get however I could not get the right pace on the benders to get many to drop. Second round again was some pretty solid golf and had a little luck hitting some pins for some easy birdies. I crossed paths with the tempo police a few times and also had a few putts that to me were lined up fairly solid, but never broke an inch. This likely cost me 2 or 3 stokes and since I am generally the poster child of missing cuts, I will probably be a stoke or two short given the end result. I think I finished -4 -7 so get around me and you should be golden for a paycheck.
Nice course Joe....enjoyed it.
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Post by Crazy Croc on Mar 2, 2020 0:13:06 GMT -5
Round 2, a buy 1 get 1 free bundle offer of fast downs that both gone water hunting... Was a bit confused at my 1st round double and since you asked I took a peek at the recording of my 1st round, then I spotted my mistake Six beers if anyone can spot it too! Off tempo shots don't count! (apologise for being forced to listen to my music - bought a big ass tv yesterday and my wife was watching a recording of a bunch of star struck hopefuls trying to impress a celebrity judge or two with their perceived signing abilities - did not realise the bigger screen came with louder sound too. Had to drown out the cacophony) Did you mean to change from 4 Iron down to 5 Iron but actually changed up to your 2 Iron ? Nope, not that
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Post by up mup kupen nup on Mar 2, 2020 1:25:00 GMT -5
Good morning,
I was very stubborn yesterday evening. Even though I have been disturbed multiple times during my dirtbag rounds already, I kept playing tournaments that count. So here I am with rounds of -1 and -7 at the cut, and I even found the time to add a third round of drama, this time scoring -8. It is such a shame! I really like the course (the course, not the slopes on the green) this week, but now I'm almost done already without having had the opportunity to admire it in a relaxed atmosphere.
tldr is -16 after three, missed cut
good luck guys!
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