Chitimacha Louisiana Open@Avery
Feb 23, 2020 5:58:40 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Feb 23, 2020 5:58:40 GMT -5
This weeks course is by Andrew Queenyvilla(Weird name I know, I think its French or something). He is also known as Crazycanuck1985 on the forums. Now a lot of people will know of Andrew but I am sure there are newer people out there who have not come across him before. Andrew is infamous on tgctours because of some videos that were leaked online back in the early days of the tours. I have never seen them myself but I have been told by people that are into that sort of thing that they are pretty hot. I am not one to judge, each to their own and all that but in this day and age, with social media and lack of privacy, it really is a warning to be more careful.In fact, I heard rumors that he sometimes performed live and people could tune in a watch, crazy right,hmm maybe thats how he got his name.Anyway I think the videos can be found online somewhere, with titles such as "18 holes in 35 minutes" " A stiff shaft and a strong grip" "Foursomes, Canadian style" and the classic " a guide to trimming bush". A lot of designers tell me they were influenced by Andrews videos which lets be honest, show what a sick bunch designers really are. Anyway, Andrew met a girl, got married, had a kid and that was the end of the videos and he went back to designing courses, which is how Avery is being played this week on the Korn Ferry.
Back in the day, when I was just a ordinary nobody like you guys, before I ascended to god like status here on the tours, I used to hate when Andrews courses were played on the tour I was on. The courses were fantastic(Where he found time to make them,I dont know, young people and their stamina I guess), I just could not handle the greens. Now I think settled life has calmed Andrew down a little but there are still some greens on this weeks course that will have your cursing. To be honest, I just wanted you guys to suffer a little, the way I used to suffer back in the day. But Dan I hear you all shout at the same time, you also play on the Korn Ferry to, wont you suffer as well, why are we playing this course so? Well the simple answer to that is that I am a idiot, I was so focused on feeding off your salty tears(Salty tears are mana for schedulers) that I forgot I would be playing to, by the time it dawned on me, it was to late to change the course. So for one week, and one week only, I am going to pretend I am just like ye guys, just your average, nothing special players, it might be fun for a few days.I know its for more than a few days for you guys but such is life.
The course is named after Andrews daughter, who by change happens to have the name Avery as well, what a lucky coincidence. Avery will be a special quest all through out the week, and all players are expected to bring toys that she can play with. Any players whose toy is not approved off by Avery will face a two shot deduction. Good luck and have fun.
Back in the day, when I was just a ordinary nobody like you guys, before I ascended to god like status here on the tours, I used to hate when Andrews courses were played on the tour I was on. The courses were fantastic(Where he found time to make them,I dont know, young people and their stamina I guess), I just could not handle the greens. Now I think settled life has calmed Andrew down a little but there are still some greens on this weeks course that will have your cursing. To be honest, I just wanted you guys to suffer a little, the way I used to suffer back in the day. But Dan I hear you all shout at the same time, you also play on the Korn Ferry to, wont you suffer as well, why are we playing this course so? Well the simple answer to that is that I am a idiot, I was so focused on feeding off your salty tears(Salty tears are mana for schedulers) that I forgot I would be playing to, by the time it dawned on me, it was to late to change the course. So for one week, and one week only, I am going to pretend I am just like ye guys, just your average, nothing special players, it might be fun for a few days.I know its for more than a few days for you guys but such is life.
The course is named after Andrews daughter, who by change happens to have the name Avery as well, what a lucky coincidence. Avery will be a special quest all through out the week, and all players are expected to bring toys that she can play with. Any players whose toy is not approved off by Avery will face a two shot deduction. Good luck and have fun.