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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Feb 27, 2015 8:18:12 GMT -5
Welcome to our press tent, lol, and some of us are heading to the PGA press tent next week, lol, I feel a song coming on; THERE MAY BE TROUBLE AHEAD, lol.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 10:28:56 GMT -5
Welcome to the press tent Chris, first time we've seen you all week. Thanks Bob, glad to see you've stopped crying like a little girl in the playground.......oooohhhh will that get me fined or suspended for saying something like that? At least I didn't tweet it, so I can deny all knowledge!!!!
Why on earth are you dressed up in Disco attire? Well Bob, I got extremely confused. I heard Brionne was hosting a party and I thought I overheard someone mention about being in the 70's......what I didn't realise was they were saying "If Tom Morgan keeps shooting like that he'll end the tournament in the 70's".
You didn't get the memo that it was a WWF theme then? Obviously not Bob, but the penny dropped when I heard the Ric Flair music. To be honest I was very concerned that someone would come to a party dressed as Jimmy Saville, but then realised it must be Ric Flair. Sorry Bob, bad taste joke. Hey at least I could make out I was Disco Inferno from WCW, although Andi threatened to punch me as he thought I was taking the piss out of Liverpool legend Kevin Keegan.
Speaking of pissing yourself Chris, a little birdie (please excuse the pun) told us you had an accident earlier? Yes I was laughing hard I couldn't hold it all in, what no-one else knows is that I did an impression of the old golf guy at the GTA IV driving range and "farted out some juice". Shhhh it'll be our secret Bob. Anyways it gave me a good excuse to change out of those stinky clothes. They were covered in sweat anyway from where I had been on the cutline the last 2 days. Bradley said I should be fine, but I was real nervous.
So how did the 3rd round go? It was much better Bob a -12 today. I think I played better as I was still in my disco outfit. I was one of the first groups out this morning and I don't think platform shoes have been banned yet, may have to get some spikes for them but I can see them being the next big thing on the links in 2015.
Will they be allowed at Magnolia National for the first major? I have no idea, if they are I may just break out the ones with the goldfish in the heels.
Speaking of Magnolia, it looks like you've already made it as a winner on the Euro Tour already? Thats right Bob, looks like Brionne, Andi, Bradley and I will be heading over for a practice round after the WGC event next weekend to get a feel for the greens. theres even word that Acid may be taking the trip too, thats if we can smuggle him into the States of course.
He's going to get an invite? Rumour has it he's going to be the chef making the meal. As theres no previous champion to pick the meal he said he'll make the main course out of some mushrooms that he says are just magical and have some brownies for dessert. I've already told him I'll probably skip on those as my body is a temple, to which he started rubbing my belly and said "More like the Buddah statue outside the temple".
Well thanks for your time Chris, good luck in your 4th round. Cheers Bob, oh I've been meaning to ask which Bob you are? I mean you don't look like Bob Costas more like Bob Carolgees....is that Spit The Dog over there? Hang on Bob, don't start crying again, Bob, Bob. Damn it, I'm out of here.
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Post by Brionne on Feb 27, 2015 13:34:02 GMT -5
Hahaha.. I love it
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Post by acidflashback on Feb 27, 2015 16:59:29 GMT -5
Rock n roll Crashbird, love your style, not to mention your avatar! Rofl
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 19:38:05 GMT -5
Rock n roll Crashbird, love your style, not to mention your avatar! Rofl Damn Halloween party costume. It did come with a stick on handle bar mustache too, but it wouldn't stay on.
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Mar 1, 2015 2:43:45 GMT -5
Walking in to the press tent this time is Andi Smith, MORNING ANDI FEELING BETTER TODAY?Yes thanks Bob, u stopped crying then I see? ERM, YEAH, HUH HEM, HOW DID YOU FAIR IN ROUND 4?Wasn't the best of rounds, but it also wasn't the worst, played ok again, putter must have been hung-over this time round , missed a few again, but a nice steady 60 -12, gives me a top 25 place which is acceptable with the scores being thrown around out there. THERE SURE IS LOTS OF REALLY LOW SCORES?Yes Bradley Garcia shooting -18 must be close to a eurotour round record, and numerous -15's it was as I predicted smashed to bits, at this point I would like to congratulate Ian Sweeney on his maiden top ten finish, Bradley Garcia and Brionne Beaumont-Thomas on another Top 5 finish and lastly Tom 'The Nature Boy' Morgan on his maiden Euro Tour victory, Woo, lol. But it also means I am 5-3 up on Tony 'Cant Last 4 Rounds' McGettigan, in the race for 500 Euros, lol. HOW HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR TIME IN SOUTH AFRICA?OMG, what a place, I've suffered a Babbelas (hangover) from Brionne Beaumont-Thomas's braai, and I have images burnt permanently on my retinas as well that will never go, hope we come back again, for another knees up, if Brionne will allow us to, lol. PLANS NOW?Get on the plane and head across to America for my first event on there soil, and hopefully have a half decent knock in the first WGC event, but with the field that wont be easy at all, so Bob you wont see me next week, nor many others so lets hope some other come and see you otherwise you will be Bob no mates, lol. SNIFF SNIFF, Oh bob don't start again, damn im outta here, bye.
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Post by blueorfe on Mar 1, 2015 4:38:11 GMT -5
Hi Brad, you put up a good fight over the weekend, but ultimately it wasn't enough.
Yeah, I couldn't have done anymore really. Tom Morgan was just too good this week, so congrats to him on some incredible play. That last round was pretty amazing, how did that feel?
As I said in my earlier interview, my low score was 59 leading up to this event. So to beat that in three of my four rounds feels very good indeed. Sometimes you get rounds where everything goes for you. You have to really enjoy those rounds as most of the time you are cursing the fact that you left so many shots out there. Another solid top three finish this week, now on to the first WGC event at Doral. What are your thoughts on your chances there?
It is not a course I am too familiar with, although I have played a few rounds lately and didn't achieve the scores I need to compete at the top, I think my best was -12. So I am going to have to get some more practice rounds in to see if I can improve and get a good top ten finish or possibly a top 5? The strength of field is going to be off the charts, so one bad round and you will drop right down the leaderboard. Thanks for your time and good luck next weekThank you
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 6:45:09 GMT -5
Your a beast Bradley! What a scorecard! Two eagles on par 4's For me im just missing out on a Top 10 which is disappointing but i can't let that get me down as -51 is my best score for a tourney so far. Congrats to Tom Morgan!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 9:00:31 GMT -5
Welcome back Chris, how did the 4th round go? Come on Bob, no-one cares about how I finished mid pack this week. I could have played 3 more rounds and still not caught Tom Morgan.....congrats on your first win Tom. I'm pretty sure though Bob what everyone wants to know is who won the "Who is Brionne dressed up as?" competition from his fancy dress party as I think I might have at least won that this week.
Well seeing as you're the only one who has mentioned it I'll give you a clue: Look at the Euro Tour money list. Ah, well Bob that has only confirmed my guess. He was strutting around all night with some huge belt that had large diamonds in the shape of Dollar signs on it and kept shouting out "Everybody's got a price Hahahaha", it can only be one person!!!!
Go on then? Deal or no deal, TV legend presenter Noel Edmonds!!!!
What, you do remember from our chat the other day it was WWF themed? Erm clearly not Bob, well he had the beard and dodgy highlights in the hair. I thought what gave it away was who Tom was dressed up, or should I say undressed as. I figured he was Noels Multi-Coloured Swap Shop co-presenter Keith Chegwin from when he did that awful 'Naked Jungle" TV show. Whispers round the locker room were that there wasn't a whole lot to see?
No comment, but the WWF star that Brionne was dressed up as was The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. Ahhhhhh, so close. Come on Bob, you have to admit they do look like they were seperated at birth?
Hmmm, if you say so. Anyway, off to Trump National now for the WGC for you and some of the other guys. Early word is that theres an issue with squirting. Oh, not again. We had to put up with Tony on the flight over here, don't tell me he's been at the 4 day old Sushi again Bob? Guess Andi can sit next to him as he's probably gonna be passed out from the huge drinking binge he's on, especially as Liverpool are actually winning 2-1 at the moment.
Do you have all your accomodation booked for Florida then? Well it sounds like Dave Mills lives in South Beach so we're just gonna show up on his doorstep. He's a DJ too so we could be in for more partying, I'm pretty sure we'll be hearing alot of "Going to Miami" by Will Smith. Better keep an eye on my drinks as well, word has it that Swami is quite partial to the odd beverage or three!!!!
Well, have a good time out there, probably going to be a quiet press tent next week except for Acid coming in. Ohhhh, speaking of Acid, we came across this horse tranquilizer from some shady character at the party the other night. Be a good fellow and give it to that barman he prefers to talk to instead of you. Tell him it'll help him stay focused on those 6 foot knee knocking putts.
Gladly, although I have a sneaky suspicion this isn't the first time he'll have had one of these!!!!!
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Post by IlludiumQ36 on Mar 1, 2015 11:37:49 GMT -5
Subbing for Bob today in the press tent, please welcome Mean Gene Okerlund.
*Music playing*
I've paid my dues, Time after time. I've done my sentence, But committed no crime. And bad mistakes - I've made a few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through
Tom Morgan enters the tent and approaches the podium
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND, AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE ENNNNDDD......
*music fades*
Welcome, Tom. What a clutch couple of rounds this weekend!
Do you hear that, Mean Gene?
What? I don't hear anything.
Exactly. Amazing how smoothly things go when people do their jobs. (*menacingly looking at mixer boy*).
Oh, don't you smile, you twit. In fact, get out.
Now, back to golf. Huge round on Saturday. Moving day, they call it. Well, I moved farther away from the field - gave myself a nice cushion going into Sunday. Made a beautiful eagle on the par 4 15th - driver to 25 feet and a bullseye putt.
Watching you on Sunday, it didn't look like your ball striking was up to the caliber of the previous rounds.
Absolutely, Mean Gene. Very erratic. Offset it with clutch chipping & putting. Rolled in a 45 foot bomb on the first hole, buried a 25 footer on 11, and a 22 footer on the tough 17th then followed that up with a chip-in on 18 from 14 feet - was just a little strong on that approach.
You posted early. Were you scoreboard watching over the weekend?
Of course. No lead is ever safe. I mentioned that eagle on Saturday - Well, that was one of only two that I made for the week which in and of itself speaks to how consistently I played. But, there were several opportunities - probably 5 on the Saturday pins and 3 on the Sunday pins. That meant low rounds were out there. Heck, I put up a 54 in R3 practice.
Bradley Garcia made a little charge on Sunday. That had to make you nervous.
Eagles, Gene. Eagles. Like I said, they were out there, though one of his was a little unconventional. Honestly, I wasn't worried though. If he would have even sniffed a 50, I had people on the course. That scorecard never would have been signed.
I see. So, thanks for inviting me to handle press duties. Just curious though, what happened to Bob?
I felt that Bob needed some additional training, so my people are working him ov...er....working with him on some deficiencies.
So off to the WGC Cadillac. How's practice going?
All over the map scorewise - from -5 to -15. Time to get in the dungeon and work it out.
I'm hopping a jet for Miami today, Gene. Make sure my trophy is spit-shined.
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Post by acidflashback on Mar 1, 2015 15:16:36 GMT -5
Hey hey its Acid Flashback, though the Fat Albert theme song would be more appropriate! OH MY GOD. I didn't realise I was so fat until I put on my Jake The Snake pants.
Where the hell is the snake I leant you man! Did you eat it? By "YOU" I assume you mean the collective "WE". I'm not pointing fingers at Tom or the European boys or anything, but when they start singing on the karaoke $#@# gets messed up, psychedelic and funky, but messed up still. The braai was excellent, and my favourite was the tequila infused snake bites... errr... I mean the boerewors covered with monkeygland sauce.
Well you will need to go on a diet. I have this dietary package provided by one of your golfing compatriots - something about it will quell a horses appetite, so I'll just sprinkle a bit in your drink for the flight! Take it every 3 hours with alcohol. You're the doctor.
No I'm the barman. Like I said, you're the doctor, now hurry up with that drink! Oh BTW I made the CUT! I might even have earned some money.
Obviously we are not talking about some weight loss program, so congratulations. You will be able to settle your bar tab now.
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Post by Kodiak_OS on Mar 1, 2015 15:54:13 GMT -5
Walking into the tent is Dan Turner
Welcome back Dan, how would you asses your final 2 rounds?
In a word, garbage. Maybe I should've gone to Brione's wild party. Those guys all seem to have had a great time and their scores didn't suffer. Meanwhile I shoot -14 in round 1 and only go -14 in rounds 3&4 combined. Inexcusable, especially with the scores being posted. Everything was terrible. Drives, approaches, putts, absolutely nothing redeeming about this performance.
Wow, sorry to hear. How do you approach your next event?
Ha, find the nearest pub and get pissed. Seems to work for everyone else, why not me? Just hope I get an invite to Brione's parties in the future. Or maybe I'll find Dustin Johnson and...uh nevermind.
Care to repeat that last thought?
No more questions.
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Post by t2theb2 on Mar 1, 2015 17:34:06 GMT -5
Hi Brad, you put up a good fight over the weekend, but ultimately it wasn't enough.
Yeah, I couldn't have done anymore really. Tom Morgan was just too good this week, so congrats to him on some incredible play. That last round was pretty amazing, how did that feel?
As I said in my earlier interview, my low score was 59 leading up to this event. So to beat that in three of my four rounds feels very good indeed. Sometimes you get rounds where everything goes for you. You have to really enjoy those rounds as most of the time you are cursing the fact that you left so many shots out there. Another solid top three finish this week, now on to the first WGC event at Doral. What are your thoughts on your chances there?
It is not a course I am too familiar with, although I have played a few rounds lately and didn't achieve the scores I need to compete at the top, I think my best was -12. So I am going to have to get some more practice rounds in to see if I can improve and get a good top ten finish or possibly a top 5? The strength of field is going to be off the charts, so one bad round and you will drop right down the leaderboard. Thanks for your time and good luck next weekThank you Wow! What a back 9. Wish i could hit it that straight.
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