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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2016 13:18:33 GMT -5
Well Gentlemen, it appears Ian's run of dominance lasted from August of 2015 to October 2016. It was a brilliant 14 months of golf where he won over 30 times and just flat out dominated but it appears the handwriting is on the wall that his error of dominance is all but a faint, distant memory. He hasn't won a golf tournament in four weeks and appears that some of his compatriots have upped their game for season 3. Lets all remember Ian for his transcendent play, his good nature, humor, class, and humility on this circuit that inspired everyone to give 110 percent every tournament. I am certainly going to miss it personally. Sweeney won two weeks ago.
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Post by smurfblade88 on Nov 15, 2016 13:55:49 GMT -5
Only thing more cringey than the Ian Sweeney Fan Club is the Griffin Ray Fan Club
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Post by ijs1543 on Nov 15, 2016 14:12:57 GMT -5
Well Gentlemen, it appears Ian's run of dominance lasted from August of 2015 to October 2016. It was a brilliant 14 months of golf where he won over 30 times and just flat out dominated but it appears the handwriting is on the wall that his error of dominance is all but a faint, distant memory. He hasn't won a golf tournament in four weeks and appears that some of his compatriots have upped their game for season 3. Lets all remember Ian for his transcendent play, his good nature, humor, class, and humility on this circuit that inspired everyone to give 110 percent every tournament. I am certainly going to miss it personally. Sweeney won two weeks ago. Feels like two years ago
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Post by SweetTeeBag on Nov 15, 2016 14:34:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I know...the truth hurts!
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Post by jarednich on Nov 15, 2016 14:40:15 GMT -5
After giving this a little more thought, I’ve just been hit with a lightning bolt of realization.
Sweeney is Trump. Wait a minute, let me finish.
He’s been playing a ton up until a few weeks ago. Early on in his campaign, Sweeney/Trump (Swump hereafter) had plenty of time to play. He wasn’t really serious about the whole most powerful leader in the world thing and most of the time that would normally spent on “presidenty” things (fact checking claims, trying real hard to not be overtly racist or misogynist, that kind of thing) was simply spent on The Golf Club.
Lo and behold, he won the darn thing. If there was an award, it would go right next to his player of the year award in Season 2. But now he’s got to do the job for which he campaigned. What a freakin’ time suck that’s going to be. Swump will be lucky to play his real rounds, much less his practice rounds. I can see it now, “Yeah, Cairnsy? Swump here. Look I can’t get on tonight. I don’t know, something about bombing the Belgians. Yeah, Belgium. They beat Estonia 8-1, it had to happen. Plus I can’t pronounce DeBruyne or Lukaku. It’s going to be huge. Yeah, no problem, I’ll send you my straight shooting stock controller.”
It kind of sucks, especially since he’s going to lose his #1 spot sometime in 2020 if he quits playing. In the mean-time, I’m a silver lining kind of guy. He’s going to build a virtual wall to keep all the Irish out of our tournaments, and Smurfblade is going to pay for it. Plus, once he pulls out of playing altogether, the new slogan will be "Make the Ryder Cup competitive again."
Big time!
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Post by Crazycanuck1985 on Nov 15, 2016 14:42:56 GMT -5
Only thing more cringey than the Ian Sweeney Fan Club is the Griffin Ray Fan Club We can't forget yours, Smurf
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Post by smurfblade88 on Nov 15, 2016 14:49:09 GMT -5
Only thing more cringey than the Ian Sweeney Fan Club is the Griffin Ray Fan Club We can't forget yours, Smurf Lol I dont need one bud. Hows the Sudoku going in ur fan club though?
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Post by Crazycanuck1985 on Nov 15, 2016 14:56:50 GMT -5
We can't forget yours, Smurf Lol I dont need one bud. Hows the Sudoku going in ur fan club though? Really well actually. We are onto the hard puzzles now!
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Post by SweetTeeBag on Nov 15, 2016 14:57:16 GMT -5
We can't forget yours, Smurf Lol I dont need one bud. Hows the Sudoku going in ur fan club though? Left to right Dork #2 looks the least nerdy Dork #4 looks the most like Andre though
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2016 16:47:20 GMT -5
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Post by Moe Slorkman on Nov 15, 2016 16:49:38 GMT -5
Only thing more cringey than the Ian Sweeney Fan Club is the Griffin Ray Fan Club We can't forget yours, Smurf At least the banhammer 6 should be in that room? smurfblade88 hasn't liked my last post so I don't want to be in that club anymore
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Post by golferdude1994 on Nov 15, 2016 18:33:01 GMT -5
We can't forget yours, Smurf At least the banhammer 6 should be in that room? smurfblade88 hasn't liked my last post so I don't want to be in that club anymore The banhammer 6 is literally the perfect TGC Boyband name that could exist.
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Post by Brighttail on Nov 18, 2016 21:15:54 GMT -5
If Ian really wants to impress, get the game on PC and play with a mouse. Even with the creeper shot, I'd think it would be fun to watch. I mean he did say it was boring, time for a new challenge!
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Post by joegolferg on Nov 22, 2016 14:39:22 GMT -5
I remember playing against Ian live on PS4 on the US Open contest winning course. I beat him and this gives me a 100% win record against him. Just thought I'd drop that in.
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Post by Generic_Casual on Nov 29, 2016 23:56:17 GMT -5
Holy sh%$! I just read through this entire thread! Laughed my ass off! So many memes! Such laugh. Much fun. Y'all make my day with this sh%$! I'm ghosting Sweeney from now on. I'm going to beat him. Sooner than later. I cri evry tiem.
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