Haseo
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Movin' on up in the world... Web exemption this week!
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TGCT Name: Zachary Markel
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Post by Haseo on Mar 26, 2016 10:34:41 GMT -5
Wow Jamie didn't know you had your own psychology coach, no wonder you keep beating me.. just hoping a wet noodle isn't a euphemism for something. Trust me, you do NOT want to get hit with my wet noodle. LOL. Whoa.. this thread may be taking a turn towards NSFW. Lol
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Post by digsb on Mar 26, 2016 11:03:00 GMT -5
Trust me, you do NOT want to get hit with my wet noodle. LOL. Whoa.. this thread may be taking a turn towards NSFW. Lol That's just how Harry Hates Golf wants it to turn out.
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Post by pablo on Mar 26, 2016 13:56:47 GMT -5
*Edit to the above Now that it appears I may have gained an exemption to play in B next week, I take it all back and look forward to participating in your fine tier. Looks like we'll be playing both our exemptions on B next week. Good luck!
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Haseo
Weekend Golfer
Movin' on up in the world... Web exemption this week!
Posts: 91
TGCT Name: Zachary Markel
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Post by Haseo on Mar 26, 2016 16:43:54 GMT -5
*Edit to the above Now that it appears I may have gained an exemption to play in B next week, I take it all back and look forward to participating in your fine tier. Looks like we'll be playing both our exemptions on B next week. Good luck! I'll be on A next week so I won't be able to make the journey to PGA/Euro with you guys. I always get matched against your ghost, Pablo. Not sure why lol
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Mar 26, 2016 17:23:21 GMT -5
You know something....I do it to myself. First, I was stupid enough to sign up on this site. Then I was stupid enough to start to joining up on these tournaments, and I am so much of an a##!0#l that I CONTINUE to register for the tournaments, already knowing that the bright idea of registering for another tournament is as smart as wiping my butt with cotton soaked in boric acid. The minute I saw Magnolia Links (or National, or Worldwide, or whatever they want to call that ghetto) I should have just turned off my PS4, cracked open my flask, light a cigarette, and start taking tugs off my flask until I passed out. But I'm stupid. I'm a moron. I'm not oblivious to that fact. I was sitting there at one of the holes where I shanked the piece of sh%$ ball into the trees, and it dawned on me. What the hell am I do this for? Why am I on my PS4 fighting simulated 18 mph winds on somebody's twisted nightmare of a @!$#ing golf course? Before dawn, I was listening to Dwight Yoakam and taking strips of dermis with my Dermatome. I was whistling, looking forwards to being finished and headed home to a good woman and good whiskey. Now here I was, screaming at the television screen. I'm an idiot. A complete moron. Why am I all that? Because I didn't see the reality of the situation. Because I didn't look at the golf course that these bubbleheads chose, give it the bird, and went on with my life. 18 mph winds? Why don't I put my head up my ass. That'll be a whole bunch easier to do that swing in these @!$#ing hurricanes. You know why I like ignorant people? Because no matter how bad they are, or stupid they are, or how bad everything else is, they are happy as a lark because they don't know any better. They can be complete rude idiots to you, and all they do after they offend you is giggle and move on their way, oblivious that you are clutching your chest in dire pain because of their actions. And that is the only way to survive TGC Tours. You have to be ignorant. @!$#ing ignorant. You can be one of the top ten players, of course. I guess that's the only other way to survive this nightmare. But that little clique, that little tier, isn't attainable for the majority of us. For the rest of us, it's Orwell's Animal Farm. Four legs good, two legs better. I can't be ignorant, no matter how hard I try. It isn't in my DNA. Maybe I can try being a sociopath? That might work. Good Lord, that Magnolia Miniature Golf place was miserable. I hated it. I pretty much hate everything at this moment. I should toss out that TGC game disc and let the squirrels in the backyard gnaw on it. Time for tequila. I feel like going Hispanic tonight. Chingue su madre!
Hey everyone, let's have a tournament at Magnolia Miniature Golf!
Golly Jeepers, I'm gonna register for another tournament!
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Mar 26, 2016 17:36:01 GMT -5
We needed to have representation in TGC Tours. I had to put something here. Anything. These bastards at TGC would have no problem completely eliminating our B-Class. You know as well as I do that everyone looks at us as second class citizens. We always need to have a thread going or we are doomed. I shot a -3 the first round, and then a -8 the second round. I blacked out after that, so I still got to finish round 3 and 4 at Mr. Fancy Pants Magnolia National. Who in the hell picks these courses anyway. I ought to bring a witch doctor with me to battle these sons-of-b%&es!
Local Witch Doctor helping a TGC Tours player (who shall remain nameless)
I've been allowed to play in B twice so far and been unceremoniously booted back to C both times, so I fully support the obvious conspiracy to just do away with the whole tier. What purpose does it serve anyway? You start off in E, if you're any good you quickly move up to D, learn a bit more and move up to C, and then if you're good enough to win in that tier you're good enough for A. B is completely pointless. Hope to see you next week The more that I think about it, we ought to take over all the tiers. Yeah, that's right. I said it out loud. We ought to start taking over the other tiers, from PGA to CC-Z. Be like Peter Fonda and Bruce Dern in "The Wild Angels". Start pushing around these other bozos in this chicken farm. You, me, @wagtunes , and digsb . Maybe get @swaeromotion too. He seems like he could kick ass if needed. You listening TGC Tours....We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be free to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we are gonna do. We are gonna have a good time. We are gonna have a party!
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Post by digsb on Mar 26, 2016 18:00:40 GMT -5
I've been allowed to play in B twice so far and been unceremoniously booted back to C both times, so I fully support the obvious conspiracy to just do away with the whole tier. What purpose does it serve anyway? You start off in E, if you're any good you quickly move up to D, learn a bit more and move up to C, and then if you're good enough to win in that tier you're good enough for A. B is completely pointless. Hope to see you next week The more that I think about it, we ought to take over all the tiers. Yeah, that's right. I said it out loud. We ought to start taking over the other tiers, from PGA to CC-Z. Be like Peter Fonda and Bruce Dern in "The Wild Angels". Start pushing around these other bozos in this chicken farm. You, me, @wagtunes , and digsb . Maybe get @swaeromotion too. He seems like he could kick ass if needed. You listening TGC Tours....We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be free to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we are gonna do. We are gonna have a good time. We are gonna have a party! Let's storm the barricades brother, I'm just going have a nice cup of tea and then I'm right there. I'll bring the biscuits (cookies). We gonna get loaded on sugary sweet greatness and then have a little sit down cus no offence we not the youngest, then I reckon we can have proper think about our next move.As long as @wagtunes brings along his wet noodle we can overcome comrades.
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 27, 2016 8:39:13 GMT -5
Liking the Primal Scream reference
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2016 11:24:47 GMT -5
The more that I think about it, we ought to take over all the tiers. Yeah, that's right. I said it out loud. We ought to start taking over the other tiers, from PGA to CC-Z. Be like Peter Fonda and Bruce Dern in "The Wild Angels". Start pushing around these other bozos in this chicken farm. You, me, @wagtunes , and digsb . Maybe get @swaeromotion too. He seems like he could kick ass if needed. You listening TGC Tours....We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be free to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we are gonna do. We are gonna have a good time. We are gonna have a party! Let's storm the barricades brother, I'm just going have a nice cup of tea and then I'm right there. I'll bring the biscuits (cookies). We gonna get loaded on sugary sweet greatness and then have a little sit down cus no offence we not the youngest, then I reckon we can have proper think about our next move.As long as @wagtunes brings along his wet noodle we can overcome comrades. Look man, my wet noodle is a registered deadly weapon with the FBI and Homeland Security. You really don't want me whipping that thing out. It could cause a national panic.
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Post by ABU_Bear on Mar 27, 2016 11:37:16 GMT -5
Let's storm the barricades brother, I'm just going have a nice cup of tea and then I'm right there. I'll bring the biscuits (cookies). We gonna get loaded on sugary sweet greatness and then have a little sit down cus no offence we not the youngest, then I reckon we can have proper think about our next move.As long as @wagtunes brings along his wet noodle we can overcome comrades. Look man, my wet noodle is a registered deadly weapon with the FBI and Homeland Security. You really don't want me whipping that thing out. It could cause a national panic. If anyone was wondering a what point a post crosses into TMI territory....Wags just lined it out for you keep it in your pants Wags
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Post by digsb on Mar 27, 2016 11:37:18 GMT -5
Here we are at the 2016 US open and on the tee is @wagtunes. He talks to his caddy, and what this he's pulling out,is that a ... No I can't be ...yes Jim he's hitting a wet noodle... If your watching this at home shield your kids eyes this isn't for public viewing....I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen we have to go to an emergency commercial break. Oh my god the humanity....
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 27, 2016 12:13:53 GMT -5
You know something....I do it to myself. And that's what really hurts.
Still, signing up for tournaments on sadistic golf courses is better than too much whisky and cigarettes. Oh, wait...
On to Red Rock Harry, a nice soothing little desert number which I am sure will float all our boats, or camels, whatever.
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Mar 27, 2016 15:16:01 GMT -5
Let's storm the barricades brother, I'm just going have a nice cup of tea and then I'm right there. I'll bring the biscuits (cookies). We gonna get loaded on sugary sweet greatness and then have a little sit down cus no offence we not the youngest, then I reckon we can have proper think about our next move.As long as @wagtunes brings along his wet noodle we can overcome comrades. Look man, my wet noodle is a registered deadly weapon with the FBI and Homeland Security. You really don't want me whipping that thing out. It could cause a national panic. Okay, enough of this bullshit. I'm doxxing @wagtunes. Here is his photo.
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 27, 2016 15:37:52 GMT -5
Ha ha
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2016 15:52:53 GMT -5
Hey Harry, you do realize the man is dead, right? LOL.
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