SAMCRO Charming Challenge@ Clifton Bay
Nov 24, 2019 7:54:09 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Nov 24, 2019 7:54:09 GMT -5
I have only ever used one course by SindreRev on tour before and that was West Coast Norway. The week that was used, the sh%$ really hit the fan. I was accused of being insensitive, in appropriate and even racist. I did not think you could even be racist against Norwegians but it seems this big strong vikings who burned and pillaged half of Western Europe and who learned how to train dragons have feelings to. Anyway, the government of Norway got involved, the admins of tgctours were call to the UN to explain themselves and I got punished. Is being banned from entering Norway for five years really a punishment? Ah well, let’s say it is. There was also a stipulation that I had to use another Sindre course on tour within a year. Since all Sindre courses are in Norway, how the hell was I supposed to do that. Then Sindre was asked to design a course on a small island in the South Pacific and the problem was solved. Even though the Island is Norwegian territory, my ban is for Norway only. So welcome to Clifton Bay, enjoy, have fun and don’t say anything that would piss off the special snowflakes.
Actually, before I go, there is a interesting history behind Clifton bay. The 18th century was a wonderful time in European history, it was a time of exploration of adventure. The French, English, Spanish, even the Dutch were sailing around the world, discovering new places to visit, enslaving and killing to local populations and keeping their resources for themselves, it was a fun time for all, except for the Norwegians who because of a terrible sense of direction, kept getting lost and arriving late to the party. The king of Norway at the time, Igot Apalceson was a little bit jealous and declared that he would give the hand of his only daughter Princess Gunna inHeririt marriage to the first man to clam a territory for Norway. This led to much excitement in Norway, possibly the most excitement seen in Norway since Cod Fisherson defrauded the kingdom in the red herring incident of 1685. Now as it happens, there were two main rivals for the hand of the Princess, the head of the Norwegian army General Biggun Gobangson and the head of the Navy, Admiral Allat Seaderson and both thought this the perfect opportunity to get one over his rival.
By chance a passing Swede( not a talking vegetable but let’s be honest you never know with the Swedish) had heard rumours of a island in the South Pacific where gold flowed from the rivers, where silk grew on trees and wide hipped, big breasted women wandered around the island sans clothing. It was a island paradise but it was also guarded by fierce warriors. Of course none of this was true, a Swede( again not the vegetable) never passed by a chance to screw with Norway. There was a island, an uninhabited island rejected by all other nations because of the lack of anything all of interest. But to Biggun and Allat, this was their chance. Allat quickly gathered the entire navy and set sail but his advantage of having ships was soon negated as they got lost at sea. Biggun had no ships and after the attempt to walk to the South Pacific quickly failed, came to the conclusion that he would have to hire someone to bring his army to The South Pacific. As luck would have it, The Swedish navy had no plans for the next few years and were happy to take him, but at a price( screwing over Norway again). It took Biggun three years to get the money together but finally his army set sail.
After 5 years, Allat and his navy found their way to the Northside of the Island, just as The Swedish we’re dropping of Biggun and his army on the south side of the Island. Both leaders came up with a ingenious plan, the same ingenious plan. To sneak up on the savage warriors, they would disguise themselves as natives so they covered themselves head to toe with mud( yes, these sensitive we have feelings to people used blackface). Both groups then headed towards the middle of the island, both groups saw ferocious looking warriors coming towards them, both groups opened fire. It was the single biggest loss of life in battle in Norwegian history, the battle of Clifton Bay went down infamy. There were survivors but rather than go home and face the embarrassment, they decided to open a tourist resort which still remain to this present day.
Allat - died in battle
Biggun - missing presumed dead.
Princess Gunna - eloped with a the Swedish passerby( literally screwing the Norwegian)
King Igot - Died from alcoholism after finally hearing about the Battle of Clifton Bay.
Actually, before I go, there is a interesting history behind Clifton bay. The 18th century was a wonderful time in European history, it was a time of exploration of adventure. The French, English, Spanish, even the Dutch were sailing around the world, discovering new places to visit, enslaving and killing to local populations and keeping their resources for themselves, it was a fun time for all, except for the Norwegians who because of a terrible sense of direction, kept getting lost and arriving late to the party. The king of Norway at the time, Igot Apalceson was a little bit jealous and declared that he would give the hand of his only daughter Princess Gunna inHeririt marriage to the first man to clam a territory for Norway. This led to much excitement in Norway, possibly the most excitement seen in Norway since Cod Fisherson defrauded the kingdom in the red herring incident of 1685. Now as it happens, there were two main rivals for the hand of the Princess, the head of the Norwegian army General Biggun Gobangson and the head of the Navy, Admiral Allat Seaderson and both thought this the perfect opportunity to get one over his rival.
By chance a passing Swede( not a talking vegetable but let’s be honest you never know with the Swedish) had heard rumours of a island in the South Pacific where gold flowed from the rivers, where silk grew on trees and wide hipped, big breasted women wandered around the island sans clothing. It was a island paradise but it was also guarded by fierce warriors. Of course none of this was true, a Swede( again not the vegetable) never passed by a chance to screw with Norway. There was a island, an uninhabited island rejected by all other nations because of the lack of anything all of interest. But to Biggun and Allat, this was their chance. Allat quickly gathered the entire navy and set sail but his advantage of having ships was soon negated as they got lost at sea. Biggun had no ships and after the attempt to walk to the South Pacific quickly failed, came to the conclusion that he would have to hire someone to bring his army to The South Pacific. As luck would have it, The Swedish navy had no plans for the next few years and were happy to take him, but at a price( screwing over Norway again). It took Biggun three years to get the money together but finally his army set sail.
After 5 years, Allat and his navy found their way to the Northside of the Island, just as The Swedish we’re dropping of Biggun and his army on the south side of the Island. Both leaders came up with a ingenious plan, the same ingenious plan. To sneak up on the savage warriors, they would disguise themselves as natives so they covered themselves head to toe with mud( yes, these sensitive we have feelings to people used blackface). Both groups then headed towards the middle of the island, both groups saw ferocious looking warriors coming towards them, both groups opened fire. It was the single biggest loss of life in battle in Norwegian history, the battle of Clifton Bay went down infamy. There were survivors but rather than go home and face the embarrassment, they decided to open a tourist resort which still remain to this present day.
Allat - died in battle
Biggun - missing presumed dead.
Princess Gunna - eloped with a the Swedish passerby( literally screwing the Norwegian)
King Igot - Died from alcoholism after finally hearing about the Battle of Clifton Bay.