Peachtree Classic@Derwent Valley Golf Club
Nov 10, 2019 6:23:28 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Nov 10, 2019 6:23:28 GMT -5
The Korn Fu***ng Tour is proud to present, Derwent Valley Golf Club, the first course to be used on the tours designed on a etch-a-sketch. We are lucky to have exclusive, never seen before footage of the designer acesgalore hard at work on his creation,
Since I finished both a photoshop and a blender assignment over the weekend, I have a little time to tell you more about the course. Chris was approached by members of the Derwent family to design a golf course. Having tired of being in the hotel business, the family decided that golf would be their next business venture and Derwent Valley Golf Club was the outcome. A stunning course set away from the public view and we are lucky to be invited along to play this week. Marvel at the wonderful hedge topiary that surrounds the golf course, shaped into animals from all over the world. The topiary is carefully managed by the course caretaker Delbert Grady. While Mr. Grady is meticulous with his hedging, he sometimes forgets to remove the hoses from around the golf course, so please take care while playing. There has been a couple of tragic yet not fully explained indents involving hoses around Derwent property. Mr Grady is the father of two twin girls, the Grady twins. Do not be surprised that during your round you run into these charming little girls. They have been known to sit in a tree around the 16th hole, inviting passerby's to come play with them, for ever and ever. My advice, continue on your round. Once your round is finished, relax in room 217 of the club house, a luxurious bathroom containing a antiquate claw foot bathtub for the use of anyone playing the golf course that needs to relax, make sure you clean up after yourself though as there has been reports of rotting skin left in the room. We hope you enjoy your visit to Derwent Valley Golf Club and that it will not be your last visit, for some strange reason, a lot of people that play here once, are never seen again. Oh, well, have fun out there, good luck and stay safe, my god, you need to stay safe.
Since I finished both a photoshop and a blender assignment over the weekend, I have a little time to tell you more about the course. Chris was approached by members of the Derwent family to design a golf course. Having tired of being in the hotel business, the family decided that golf would be their next business venture and Derwent Valley Golf Club was the outcome. A stunning course set away from the public view and we are lucky to be invited along to play this week. Marvel at the wonderful hedge topiary that surrounds the golf course, shaped into animals from all over the world. The topiary is carefully managed by the course caretaker Delbert Grady. While Mr. Grady is meticulous with his hedging, he sometimes forgets to remove the hoses from around the golf course, so please take care while playing. There has been a couple of tragic yet not fully explained indents involving hoses around Derwent property. Mr Grady is the father of two twin girls, the Grady twins. Do not be surprised that during your round you run into these charming little girls. They have been known to sit in a tree around the 16th hole, inviting passerby's to come play with them, for ever and ever. My advice, continue on your round. Once your round is finished, relax in room 217 of the club house, a luxurious bathroom containing a antiquate claw foot bathtub for the use of anyone playing the golf course that needs to relax, make sure you clean up after yourself though as there has been reports of rotting skin left in the room. We hope you enjoy your visit to Derwent Valley Golf Club and that it will not be your last visit, for some strange reason, a lot of people that play here once, are never seen again. Oh, well, have fun out there, good luck and stay safe, my god, you need to stay safe.