These comments are nothing against anyone or anything. I simply made quick notes as I played as a way to force myself to play slower than 16-18 minute rounds. Guess I'll share them for something a little bit different:
R1
Well, couldn't be easier settings: Very Fast, Very Hard, Very High wind, Very little lube.
#1 Alright, got on in two and got my bir.. oh that was a par 4.
#2 20 mph tail-wind and a pin cut up front. Sweet!!
#3 Barely got on the front of the green on a par 4. Going great so far!
#4 Long par 5, but first non par. A birdie!
#5 TY fast downsing!
#6 3 shot par 5 = a par
#7 Lucky bounce birdie!
#8 Green is about 5 yards deep?!
#9 What? Pulled off a good drive, approach, and made the putt?!
-3 at the turn
#10 Bah. missed a makeable putt
#11 Ooh, but made one here!
#12 To 2 feet for bird! Green contours helped. Not that I executed well or anything.
#13 Had to defensively putt downhill.
#14 That is a unique green and surroundings! Narrowest 600+ yard green ever?
#15 Into the cabbage off the tee. Pulled off some heroic 2 iron shot and just missed an eagle?!
Got disconnected! WTF?!
#16 Up and down from the beach for bird.
#17 Found the false front! Super duper.
#18 Ooh. Made a putt!
-6 back nine for a -9 Round 1!
Let's go muck this up in R2...
R2
#1 Aaaand we're in the rough off of the tee. Left birdie putt 5 inches short. One of them rounds?!
#2 Seems to be stick-um on these greens, but rolled the curling putt in!
#3 Cabbage again.
#4 Just short of the green in two, but not short of a birdie!
#5 To 8 feet and another bird! What is this voodoo?!?
#6 Don't understand this narrow lay up area, but oh well. Par on a par 5. Boo!
#7 Stuffed it nice and close.
#8 Juuust missed the birdie putt.
#9 Now we're playing the just missing putts by a whisker.
-4 at the turn
#10 Friendly bounce = friendly birdie.
#11 Fast/fast (I meant to do one fast anyways) meets the contours and a bird in hand.
#12 And another birdie. This is what they refer to as a streak I think.
#13 Curled in a 20 footer to keep it going!
#14 Still can't get over this out of the ordinary green area. Streak is at five!
#15 Six in a row. It's 3 AM, so I must be dreaming...
#16 False front. No eagle putt for you! But another bird. I'll take it.
#17 Streak is over.
#18 31 footer goes in for birdie from lower tier?!
-8 back 9 for a -12 Round 2!
-21 at the halfway mark. *faints*
Finally can break the MC streak at seven. Woo-hoo!