New England Invitational@Commonwealth Country Club
Oct 6, 2019 5:07:22 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Oct 6, 2019 5:07:22 GMT -5
This weeks designer on the Korn Fu***ng tour is Violinguy69 yes, you read that right, stop all that giggling as show some respect. Yes does have the numbers 69 in his user name but that is because he is the 69th person on tgctours to use the name violin guy. The other 68 violin guys have left the tour for some reason are other and have had their user names deleted, so really his name should be violinguy1 but a glitch in the renaming software has meant that is not possible. So get your minds out of the gutter please. Anyway, even though Chuck69, I mean Chuck has had courses on tour before, I personally have never used any of his courses. He has published a lot of courses over the year, high quality courses, I think this is his 69th course to be published but I could never bring myself to use them for the simple reason is that he is a very difficult person to deal with. You see, Chuck is a very difficult person to deal with as he does not like to speak, instead he carries around a violin with him at all times and prefers to let the music do the talking. So after studying music for the past three years, I was finally ready to use one of his courses. I summoned Chuck to my office, I can do that you know, summon people, its one of the powers granted to me under the tgctours by laws. I snap my fingers and my 8 secretaries come running. I tell them who I want summoned to the schedulers mansion and of they go. Its like a competition for them to see who can get my requests done first and it can get a bit nasty, I have lost a number of secretaries this way. By the way, if I ever summon you, come quickly and quietly, you do not want me to send security for the summoning.
I knew Chuck has arrived when I heard "Hello, is it me your looking for" being played on the violin.I introduced myself as one of the schedulers here on tgctours when Chuck started jumping around my office, head banging and playing the violin at the same time, it was very impressive to see him act this way and still playing "freak of a leash" to perfection before quickly changing pace to play "sailing". Yes, I said, I am the scheduler for the Korn Fu***ng Ferry. I told him I had a event coming up in Virginia and asked would he like to design a course for me. Chuck starting playing " take me home, country roads". I had to interrupt him, no not West Virginia, he then switched to "sweet Virginia". I just nodded, this was pretty tiring. He next started playing " Commonwealth Boys". Is that so, I said, Virginia is one of the four commonwealth states in America, that is interesting, I never knew that. Amazing the information that you can get just from someone playing the violin, those three years of music lessons were paying off. We need to discuss conditions I told him, the sound of "Tornado" filled my office. I had to tell him that we hand very high winds the week previously so that had to be avoided. He replied with " The Cats in the Cradle". The kornholers are not pussies I shouted at him, we just cant use very high winds to much or they get anxious. He came back with " Purple Snowflakes". He started moshing around the office again to the tune of "Reign in Blood" . Again I had to disappoint him by telling him that we are not allowed use rainy conditions and we were definitely not allowed to make it rain blood,on tgctours because of the frame rate issues it causes and that order comes straight from the top. "Soul Sucking jerk" he replied. I asked him was he willing to design a course for us but he was already walking out of the office to the sound of "Heigh Ho", not even a goodbye. And that is the 100 percent true and accurate story how the Commonwealth ended up as this weeks course.
I also want to welcome the new Kornholers to the tour. I actually did forget there was a promotion event last week and I normally have a "special" welcome course for new members. So I apologize to the new members for that. although regular members I am sure are breathing a sigh of relief.I will end this post with the list of songs, played by Chuck on his visit to me office.
1: Hello by Lional Ritchie. 2:Freak on a Leash by Korn. 3: Sailing by Rod Stewart 4: Take me Home, Country Roads by John Denver. 5: Commonwealth Boys by Pete Townsend. 6: Tornado by Voivod 7:The Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin. 8: Reign in Blood by Slayer. 9:Purple Snowflakes by Marvin Gaye
10: Soul Sucking Jerk by Beck. 11: Heigh Ho by the Seven Dwarfs.
I knew Chuck has arrived when I heard "Hello, is it me your looking for" being played on the violin.I introduced myself as one of the schedulers here on tgctours when Chuck started jumping around my office, head banging and playing the violin at the same time, it was very impressive to see him act this way and still playing "freak of a leash" to perfection before quickly changing pace to play "sailing". Yes, I said, I am the scheduler for the Korn Fu***ng Ferry. I told him I had a event coming up in Virginia and asked would he like to design a course for me. Chuck starting playing " take me home, country roads". I had to interrupt him, no not West Virginia, he then switched to "sweet Virginia". I just nodded, this was pretty tiring. He next started playing " Commonwealth Boys". Is that so, I said, Virginia is one of the four commonwealth states in America, that is interesting, I never knew that. Amazing the information that you can get just from someone playing the violin, those three years of music lessons were paying off. We need to discuss conditions I told him, the sound of "Tornado" filled my office. I had to tell him that we hand very high winds the week previously so that had to be avoided. He replied with " The Cats in the Cradle". The kornholers are not pussies I shouted at him, we just cant use very high winds to much or they get anxious. He came back with " Purple Snowflakes". He started moshing around the office again to the tune of "Reign in Blood" . Again I had to disappoint him by telling him that we are not allowed use rainy conditions and we were definitely not allowed to make it rain blood,on tgctours because of the frame rate issues it causes and that order comes straight from the top. "Soul Sucking jerk" he replied. I asked him was he willing to design a course for us but he was already walking out of the office to the sound of "Heigh Ho", not even a goodbye. And that is the 100 percent true and accurate story how the Commonwealth ended up as this weeks course.
I also want to welcome the new Kornholers to the tour. I actually did forget there was a promotion event last week and I normally have a "special" welcome course for new members. So I apologize to the new members for that. although regular members I am sure are breathing a sigh of relief.I will end this post with the list of songs, played by Chuck on his visit to me office.
1: Hello by Lional Ritchie. 2:Freak on a Leash by Korn. 3: Sailing by Rod Stewart 4: Take me Home, Country Roads by John Denver. 5: Commonwealth Boys by Pete Townsend. 6: Tornado by Voivod 7:The Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin. 8: Reign in Blood by Slayer. 9:Purple Snowflakes by Marvin Gaye
10: Soul Sucking Jerk by Beck. 11: Heigh Ho by the Seven Dwarfs.