Mandela Memorial@Parquet Court Golf Club
Sept 29, 2019 5:25:26 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 29, 2019 5:25:26 GMT -5
With the season in full swing, I thought it was about time we brought a up and com designer into the Korn Fu***ng Ferry. But which of the many designers to use. The only way I could think of was a true and tested scientific method. So I got a list of designers, went eeny,meeny,miny moe and eskilw was the winner. I went to the home of Eskil and after he answered the door, I introduced myself and told him that I was from the Ferry and could he design something for us. He was thrilled and happy to do so, I left looking forward to seeing what he would produce for us.
Fast forward a few months and I got a call saying it was ready and back to France I went. Eskil wanted it to be a complete surprise, wanted to see my face when I saw it for the first time, so I was blindfolded and driven to the location. It was not the first time I had been blindfolded in France but that is a completely different story. Anyway, we arrived at the destination and I was carefully led from the car. Eskil told me he was very proud of his work and no doubt I would be impressed. The blindfold was removed and I was facing the biggest bridge that I have ever seen, I was impressed, it was a stunning piece of architecture, as I looked around for the golf course, I could hear Eskil talking in the background “ As you can see, no matter where someone is standing on the ferry they will have a perfect panoramic view of the bridge allowing for amazing photos, while people on the bridge can wave at their loved ones as they set sail” I turned to Eskil with a look of confusion on my face, “ but where is the golf course”. “ Golf course” he replied “ Are you not Don Sheeham nothmammoth scheduler for bridge simulator 2019” I stared at him with a look of horror, tears running down my face “ I am the scheduler for the Korn Fu***ng Ferry and what am I going to do now, with no course, there is no tournaments, with no tournament, comes the tgctours dark and deadly dungeon of failure”. I fell to my knees and looked up at him “ And how the f**k do you schedule a bridge, place it there and leave for 300 years” With that and the thought of the red hot poker from the dark and deadly dungeon of failure, I fainted dead away.
When I came to, I was back in my hotel. Eskil was sitting along side my bed. “ Don’t worry” he said when he saw I was awake, “ as well as designing bridges, I also design golf courses. I’ll have one done in no time, and I will build it around the bridge. So both golfers and bridgers will be satisfied, there will be no red hot poker shoved up your” I fainted away again. That is the 100 percent true and accurate story of how this weeks course contains a massive bridge. So enjoy this wees unusual par 73 course, enjoy the bridge, I do not recommend standing on it though, it’s going to be windy this week.
Fast forward a few months and I got a call saying it was ready and back to France I went. Eskil wanted it to be a complete surprise, wanted to see my face when I saw it for the first time, so I was blindfolded and driven to the location. It was not the first time I had been blindfolded in France but that is a completely different story. Anyway, we arrived at the destination and I was carefully led from the car. Eskil told me he was very proud of his work and no doubt I would be impressed. The blindfold was removed and I was facing the biggest bridge that I have ever seen, I was impressed, it was a stunning piece of architecture, as I looked around for the golf course, I could hear Eskil talking in the background “ As you can see, no matter where someone is standing on the ferry they will have a perfect panoramic view of the bridge allowing for amazing photos, while people on the bridge can wave at their loved ones as they set sail” I turned to Eskil with a look of confusion on my face, “ but where is the golf course”. “ Golf course” he replied “ Are you not Don Sheeham nothmammoth scheduler for bridge simulator 2019” I stared at him with a look of horror, tears running down my face “ I am the scheduler for the Korn Fu***ng Ferry and what am I going to do now, with no course, there is no tournaments, with no tournament, comes the tgctours dark and deadly dungeon of failure”. I fell to my knees and looked up at him “ And how the f**k do you schedule a bridge, place it there and leave for 300 years” With that and the thought of the red hot poker from the dark and deadly dungeon of failure, I fainted dead away.
When I came to, I was back in my hotel. Eskil was sitting along side my bed. “ Don’t worry” he said when he saw I was awake, “ as well as designing bridges, I also design golf courses. I’ll have one done in no time, and I will build it around the bridge. So both golfers and bridgers will be satisfied, there will be no red hot poker shoved up your” I fainted away again. That is the 100 percent true and accurate story of how this weeks course contains a massive bridge. So enjoy this wees unusual par 73 course, enjoy the bridge, I do not recommend standing on it though, it’s going to be windy this week.