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Post by hmammoth on Sept 22, 2019 5:52:32 GMT -5
Before I write this weeks intro, I want to share with you guys something that came across my desk this week. A leaked conversation between two people that I can not name for legal reasons. I shall call them ad1 and ad2, it’s a real eye opener guys and shows what certain people think of us kornholers on the Korn F****ng Tour.
Ad1: Are you really going to make them do that, they will not be happy. Ad2: I don’t give two shites if they are happy or not, this is our tour, we rule the roost, we wear the pants. Ad1: Speaking of pants, very impressive pair you are wearing at the moment, you most give me the name of your tailor. Ad2: They are impressive aren’t they, pure silk from hand bred silkworms, and Jose is a marvel, I’ll let him know you will be paying a visit, now where were we. Ad1: Two shites not given. Ad2: Ah yes, it’s a joke of a tour, and that ridiculous name, this will fit perfectly, we can’t have the big boys do it, they will have a hissy fit, and we can’t have the amateurs do it as it will seem like we are treating the lesser offs as our play things, so it’s got to be them. Ad1: What about him? Ad2: F**k him. He is getting to big for his boots anyway, you know there is talk going around that he the best looking, most intelligent, funniest scheduler there is. He needs to be thought a lesson about whose boss. Ad1: That is true, we can not have home becoming more popular than us and storming our ivory tower. Ad2: So it’s settled, they have to do it, and he has to start. By the way, I love your new gold desk that was delivered to your office this morning. Ad1: Is awesome, and the funny thing, it was bought with with the money from the gold level donors. Gold desk from gold donors. Ad2: What a bunch of gullible suckers. Ad1: I know right, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. Ad2: ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
It continues with laughter for over 10 minutes. Make of that as you well, I better get to writing the introduction, I apologize in advance.
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Post by mick0210 on Sept 22, 2019 6:18:40 GMT -5
Woo, just played a great first round. Makes a ton of difference if the putter is hot, since my approaches weren't even that good but like every hole I made a good putt. Shame I missed a 10 footer at 17 but happens. -14 to start so if I still manage to miss the cut I should probably quit... GL guys
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 22, 2019 6:31:01 GMT -5
Avast me mateys, it be week three on the Korn Fu***ng Ferry tour and it be talk like a pirate week here for all kornholers as we set sail for Blackflag by the dread pirate captain CiB0RG . Plunder and treasure awaits ye swabs on this glorious tropical Island where a white circle marks the spot, not just once but 18 times. Now listen up you scurvy dogs, there be new rules this week and any land lubbers that break this rules will face me cat o’ninetails. All ye buccaners need to be dressed appropriately, there be no silk shirts and fancy pantaloons allowed. Keelhaulin awaits any fancydan outfits. All round reports must be submitted in scroll form in pirate speak only and any one that be speaking the queens english will be hung from the nearest yardarm. Missing the cut and you be sent to Davy Jones locker as a long walk of a short plant awaits all bilge sucking losers. Ok buckos, ye need to batten down the hatches midweek as there be a storm a brewin and blow the man down becomes more than a sayin. Survive the storm and many pieces of eight awaits the winner. I need to be also warning ye about Pin 11 on day number 2. Ye need to plan and execute yer shot carefully, driver be bad, two wood be bad, ye be wanting the secret passageway through them trees. So Weigh Anchor and Hoist the Mizzen, and sail towards Blackflag and if ye be seeing any of those privateers admins, Run a shot across their bows from yer broadside cannons for them makin us speak like this.
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 22, 2019 6:34:04 GMT -5
Woo, just played a great first round. Makes a ton of difference if the putter is hot, since my approaches weren't even that good but like every hole I made a good putt. Shame I missed a 10 footer at 17 but happens. -14 to start so if I still manage to miss the cut I should probably quit... GL guys As ye spoke before the intro, ye be givin a second chance, a minor punishment of swabbing the poop deck, instead of ye being shark bait. There be no second chances.
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Post by mick0210 on Sept 22, 2019 7:49:38 GMT -5
Woo, just played a great first round. Makes a ton of difference if the putter is hot, since my approaches weren't even that good but like every hole I made a good putt. Shame I missed a 10 footer at 17 but happens. -14 to start so if I still manage to miss the cut I should probably quit... GL guys As ye spoke before the intro, ye be givin a second chance, a minor punishment of swabbing the poop deck, instead of ye being shark bait. There be no second chances. Sorry Daniel. Won't happen again boss 😕 At least no shark bait 😏
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Post by digsb on Sept 22, 2019 8:51:00 GMT -5
As ye spoke before the intro, ye be givin a second chance, a minor punishment of swabbing the poop deck, instead of ye being shark bait. There be no second chances. Sorry Daniel. Won't happen again boss 😕 At least no shark bait 😏 Arrr me hearties make him walk the plank boss. Rrrr, he didn’t speak like a pirate rrrrr.
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Post by aron7 on Sept 22, 2019 15:41:19 GMT -5
-6 through 10 and then the game throws me in the water on 11 with a random very fast!!!! double bogies and gave up after that....speed played the 2nd round and hit every sh%$ without looking! Sometimes this tempo bullshit really makes you wanna quit playing especially when you was on for a great 1st round score only for that to @!$# it up! Sorry for the rant but had to get it out! Good luck everyone
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Post by rhino4life on Sept 22, 2019 20:56:55 GMT -5
Great course...second round settings were a b%& to navigate. I was starting to not feel the love from the scheduler with all this easy stuff. I would like to think -14 is enough to move on but I thought that last week and barely made it. Good luck lads...
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 23, 2019 5:05:51 GMT -5
Great course...second round settings were a b%& to navigate. I was starting to not feel the love from the scheduler with all this easy stuff. I would like to think -14 is enough to move on but I thought that last week and barely made it. Good luck lads... Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, ye be thinking round 2 be difficult, round 3 be sending ye straight to the tavern for buckets of grog. Be not thinking of mutiny, me cutlass be ready to cut down any scurvy dogs that rebellious of thought.
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Post by mick0210 on Sept 23, 2019 8:10:24 GMT -5
I guess I should have expected it but round 2 was quite the opposite from round one. Started already at the first hole where I got some weird connection issue right in my first swing. Then when I was back a dog started barking all the time. Excuses I know but it distracted me. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, the course played alot more difficult than round 1. Anyway fought my way to -5 so - 19 after 2. Should be okay for the cut.
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Post by dg727272 on Sept 23, 2019 8:45:42 GMT -5
Not sure if everyone plays a practice round beforehand but I only did it half the time last season. Why? Cause my practice scoring was strong...too strong to live up to when I then played my official round.
I just knew I wouldn't live up to it and of course that happened for rd 1. I think I'm gonna need a six pack of pirate grog now.
PS. I should not complain tho. I did ok. GL to my mateys.
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Post by gregfordyce on Sept 23, 2019 9:34:22 GMT -5
Avast me mateys, it be week three on the Korn Fu***ng Ferry tour and it be talk like a pirate week here for all kornholers as we set sail for Blackflag by the dread pirate captain CiB0RG . Plunder and treasure awaits ye swabs on this glorious tropical Island where a white circle marks the spot, not just once but 18 times. Now listen up you scurvy dogs, there be new rules this week and any land lubbers that break this rules will face me cat o’ninetails. All ye buccaners need to be dressed appropriately, there be no silk shirts and fancy pantaloons allowed. Keelhaulin awaits any fancydan outfits. All round reports must be submitted in scroll form in pirate speak only and any one that be speaking the queens english will be hung from the nearest yardarm. Missing the cut and you be sent to Davy Jones locker as a long walk of a short plant awaits all bilge sucking losers. Ok buckos, ye need to batten down the hatches midweek as there be a storm a brewin and blow the man down becomes more than a sayin. Survive the storm and many pieces of eight awaits the winner. I need to be also warning ye about Pin 11 on day number 2. Ye need to plan and execute yer shot carefully, driver be bad, two wood be bad, ye be wanting the secret passageway through them trees. So Weigh Anchor and Hoist the Mizzen, and sail towards Blackflag and if ye be seeing any of those privateers admins, Run a shot across their bows from yer broadside cannons for them makin us speak like this. Arrrr!!! Well said, Captain Dan!
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Post by c6vette2010 on Sept 23, 2019 16:32:56 GMT -5
Arrr! Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you bilge rats. -12 first round.
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 23, 2019 16:51:09 GMT -5
Arrr! Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you bilge rats. -12 first round. Excellent pirate speak, 5 gold doubloons for you.
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Post by ENAGC18 on Sept 24, 2019 18:55:50 GMT -5
Ahoy Capt'n Dan. Arrrr these fairways are thinner than me gangplank, but much longer ; nice layout though, nearly as lubberly as me secret Carribbean hideaway. Found a few trinkets, but no golden treasure, in me first rd for a -9; unforrrrrrrrtunately a few less trinkets (-7) in rd 2 with the fairways looking thinner than me cutlass in that blow. Now standing on the quarterdeck, blindfold on, to await me fate on Cutting day; will I be in the tavern downing grog with me mateys or plunging to Davy Jones locker after that long walk off a short plank (like me first two cruises this season). At least the -16 total should let me avoid the dreaded Red Kiss from that ugly tavern wench Doyley. Yohoho and a bottle of rum to those yet to start or complete this week's cruise.
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