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Post by portred on Sept 6, 2019 12:03:57 GMT -5
This is my Gamertag photo and my wedding photo 😁 Evidently the happiest day of your life wow.... that is one massive daisy
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Post by sid snott on Sept 6, 2019 12:13:36 GMT -5
Captains Loftyando Violinguy69 Crazy Croc fransslabak Hunter B billybudd0623 it's time to work on your pairings for week 1. To help with your pairings here's who your playing against Weapons of Grass Destruction vs Schrute Farms Goggas vs Barba Crescit Caput Nescit Steady Thumbs vs Grumpy Grinders You have until 24.00 hrs (BST) Saturday night to pass this info to me by PM All match ups will be revealed sometime on Sunday morning just after I've had a couple cups of tea and bacon & fried egg sanies There's a little secret surprise for this season honeybadger64 has all the details
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Post by billybudd0623 on Sept 6, 2019 12:21:01 GMT -5
sid snott Did you get mine? If so, is that all you need?
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Post by sid snott on Sept 6, 2019 12:50:58 GMT -5
sid snott Did you get mine? If so, is that all you need? Got it .👍👍
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Post by honeybadger64 on Sept 6, 2019 12:55:31 GMT -5
Thanks sid snott I'd almost forgotten. We have decided to add a new wrinkle for Dirtbag Season 5. I won't go into too much detail about it's origins because it comes from a 1970s and 80s UK TV show. Plenty of us Brits of a certain age will remember Stuart Hall's maniacal cackling as a Belgian penguin attempted to fill a bucket of water. What is happening is once per season your captain will be able to play a Joker. What this means is that for that week all points gained in the eight singles matches will attract a 100% bonus to be added to the team's season total score. They will not count towards individual totals so hopefully the best players will still rise to the top of the Individual Standings. What it does offer the captain is a potential to play catch up or try to stretch an advantage which might help to reproduce last season's last gasp decider. Here is an example from last season with the Cuckoos on the right. They win 3 singles matches and drew 2 so they would have 8 points added to their season overall score It would not affect the result of the match which the Cuckoos won 20-12 anyway (i.e. it would not become 28-12 for that week) it would just add to their score for the season.
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Sept 6, 2019 13:03:47 GMT -5
Message from the admins: No club debates are allowed in this thread. At this time both club sets can be used, and are used by us. If you want to b%& and moan about it, I am sure you can find multiple threads around to do it, just not here. You can, as we all do, complain about VF and VS tempo swings.
Great to hear it's just Beginner and Pro Clubs. None of those pesky Masters Club's users calling me a big girl.
Seriously, thanks for the opportunity to join in the fun. Can't wait to get started!
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Post by lions67 on Sept 6, 2019 15:32:59 GMT -5
There is some OLD MOFO’s in this league!!🤣🤣 We should be naming our teams after our meds!!!! 💊
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Post by lions67 on Sept 6, 2019 15:42:50 GMT -5
Message from the admins: The D-bags have been around for this long because we are a fun and close knit group of guys who enjoy competition in a different form than can't be found elsewhere on the tours. Most of us are on a first name basis. Leon, Paul and myself are part of the five original D-bags and we are still going strong. As we get ready to begin a new season, remember the rules below. A few simple rules:No club debates are allowed in this thread. At this time both club sets can be used, and are used by us. If you want to b%& and moan about it, I am sure you can find multiple threads around to do it, just not here. You can, as we all do, complain about VF and VS tempo swings.No personal attacks against another Dirtbag. If you have a problem, message me, Greg, or Paul. Good natured ribbing is fine and is encouraged.
The chemistry here is great. Let's keep it that way. If you cannot play your rounds for a week, let Greg honeybadger64 know as early as possible.I am sure everyone is dying to put a tee in the ground and get this thing going. I know I am. There will be a few more announcement concerning format changes, about how each week works etc. Public service announcements from the older Dirtbags with urinary health issues are allowed in limited form. Captains, make sure you have your pairing sheets to Paul at the time he designates.
Side note: we have a bunch of creative players this season, and if you would like to share ideas or offer your talents as Celtic Wolf does, let us know. We rarely turn down help as we are just trying to make this the best place possible.
Hey Billy. Whenever you feel like trickling out a piddly thought stream. You should pour it into its own watery thread here . We could call it Billy’s Catheters!! A place we can all piss into! 😜👍
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Post by IGolfBad on Sept 6, 2019 15:49:13 GMT -5
Naturally, this better fits the spirit of Team Goggas. You’re welcome. You’re also welcome for the edit. Thought better of it and decided to re-edit the Team Goggas mascot photo to edit out the really disturbing bit. What’s the record for quickest dismissal from the Dirtbags? Asking for a friend... (Victor)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2019 16:11:37 GMT -5
LOL!!!
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Post by IGolfBad on Sept 6, 2019 16:41:11 GMT -5
This is what you wanted, Paul, right? Isn’t this what you signed up for when you recruited me? I learned from watching you, Dad!!! sid snottIn all seriousness, guys, this is all I bring to the table. I’m terrible at the golfing game. 🤓
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Post by sid snott on Sept 6, 2019 16:50:16 GMT -5
Naturally, this better fits the spirit of Team Goggas. You’re welcome. You’re also welcome for the edit. Thought better of it and decided to re-edit the Team Goggas mascot photo to edit out the really disturbing bit. What’s the record for quickest dismissal from the Dirtbags? Asking for a friend... (Victor) We haven't dismissed anyone yet!! so it could be you 🤣
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Post by IGolfBad on Sept 6, 2019 17:01:51 GMT -5
We haven't dismissed anyone yet!! so it could be you 🤣 #PreseasonGoals
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Post by billybudd0623 on Sept 6, 2019 17:05:44 GMT -5
Mark, we would give about 20 strikes for minor offenses. You only have 7 or 8.
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Post by Celtic Wolf on Sept 6, 2019 17:19:53 GMT -5
Well it looks like the universe is putting SAM and me against each other again in quick succession. We are in opposite teams in the Dream Team Design Contest, both of us have entered the Mini Golf Design Competition and now we may meet again but on the course. If anyone is interested in the Dream Team Contest the results will be streamed live tonight on Twitch at 8pm (EST).
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