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Post by SAM on Sept 4, 2019 19:03:29 GMT -5
A new thread, a new season, a new dawn.......... Super promo vid Celtic WolfReporting for duty Leon...... Got my weapon..... lock n' load......
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 4, 2019 19:08:05 GMT -5
Barba Crescit Caput Nescit
Frans (c) fransslabakAshton Ashton FoxArt Art VandelayLes lessangster Captain OH MY Captain, I am please to be reunited with you and to go into battle with such stalwart warriors. I bring with me the championship robes of season 4 gents. Battle tested yet soft as a baby's bum. Who needs brains when we have facial hair! Onward!!
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Post by Violinguy69 on Sept 4, 2019 19:33:12 GMT -5
My team shall henceforth be known as
Schrute Farms
Our slogan - We will BEET you!
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Post by lions67 on Sept 4, 2019 21:02:20 GMT -5
My team could have a second name. 'Badger and Lion Tough' (get it?) Badgers and Lions oh my!🤭 Badgers and Lions oh my! 🤭
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Post by Hunter B on Sept 4, 2019 22:05:52 GMT -5
What a team! Can't wait to wipe the floor..ehh I mean the green with you guys.
Our joysticks will be ready, for our thumbs are steady!😂
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Post by Crazy Croc on Sept 5, 2019 0:42:53 GMT -5
Woooot, Victor, David K and Mark - glad to have you all on the team!
Go Goggas!
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Sept 5, 2019 0:49:56 GMT -5
Love the intro video. Different class this place I can see. Off to see England give some Bulgars a damned good thrashing on Saturday then all set to get stuck in to whatever it is I’m getting stuck into. Lucky pants have been ironed and I’m ready to squeeze into them and give my teammates my all. Play up Grumpy’s Grinders. We’ve got this. Roll on Sunday to get the ball rolling...
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Post by honeybadger64 on Sept 5, 2019 1:36:36 GMT -5
Dirtbags Season 5Scoreboard The tee off is almost upon us. I am slightly disappointed that, given the amount of description and discussion about 'downstairs' ailments last season, billybudd0623 didn't go with my suggestion of Scrotal Mayhem for his team name. For the newer players this is how it all works; - The captains will provide sid snott with their line-ups by Saturday evening - You play your TGCT rounds as normal ( cappy1 and lions67 know what to do regarding reporting their rounds) and preferably post them in this thread ( screenshot not needed) - I will collate the scores from this thread or the leader boards if you forget. Ideally you get Rounds 1 and 2 in by Wednesday but there is not requirement as we all have real lives. - The first two rounds are scored as pairs total score - Rounds 3 and 4 are scored as singles medal - Each win you pick up scores 2 points and a tie scores 1 point which means each pairs game has 4 points available and the singles have 2 points riding on it - I produce a scoresheet which is visible to all but only I can edit it so if you notice a mistake let me know - Each match has a total of 32 points available - After 5 weeks the champions will be decided - The next season starts after next promo event unless we can fit another in before the first one - All complaints should be directed to me, as nobody else cares - If you know you can't play your rounds in the following week let us/me know as soon as possible and we will arrange a substitute player's scores to count for you. We have only had one occasion where someone didn't let us know and did not complete their rounds and this just cocks it up for the other 23 players. Please feel free to post your success or abject failure as well as your general observations on life the universe and everything. It is the people involved that make this a fun way to add a little spice to this great pixel golf game, all without having to play extra rounds. Finally fransslabak you have excelled yourself this time with your impenetrable team name.
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Post by lessangster on Sept 5, 2019 1:44:45 GMT -5
Welcome to the new Dirtbags season all you new players and old team mates or old competitors, let battle commence, in the nicest of ways of course.
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Post by lessangster on Sept 5, 2019 4:48:51 GMT -5
Well guys I will see how I manage with this bit of kit on.
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Post by honeybadger64 on Sept 5, 2019 5:21:40 GMT -5
Pre-season Bookie BreakdownWeapons of Grass DestructionCaptain Loftyando has proven himself as one of the strongest and most consistent Dirtbags in previous seasons. He has gone with experience in the form of the highest level player in cappy1 and the Bulldog Duo of SAM and sid snott . This is a strong looking line-up as they have a Web Korn Ferry player, 1 CC-A and two from CC-B. Although Simon and Paul had their struggles last season they do have the look of the team to beat after prudent use of selections by Leon in the draft. Their fortunes may rest upon the fitness of Ernie Copage. Schrute FarmsWhimsically named after a fictional beet farm (thanks Google), last season's over-performer Violinguy69 has selected another very strong looking team. The best TGCT name in Johnny Bollocks ( evilgrin72 ) is an unknown quantity but has enthusiasm and a decent track record. David Herron ( portred ) always looked like he was hanging back for bets and despite his struggles with tempo last season, it would be madness to write off the returning Dirtbag Celtic Wolf. They are made up of 1x CC-A, 1x CC-B and 2x CC-C. GoggasApparently a South African name for an insect or similar beast. The Crazy Croc has gone for three unknown quantities. The African beast will be strong as ever, Victor Lane ( VctryLnSprts ) is an old hand and returned to CC-B after a spell smashing it on the Beginner Tour. David Kendall (@bovakian ) seems to have got past the foul-mouthed rants about tempo I watched on his streams and was promoted towards the end of last season. I'm sure that Mark Lawrence will not live up to his tag of IGolfBad and will contribute to another potentially very strong team. Barba Crescit Caput Nescit According to Google, some nonsense about beards not making you clever, fransslabak has done it again. Keeping faith with Ashton Fox ( Ashton Fox ), who was better than his points haul suggested, he adds the Dirtbags' resident PGA Tour roving reporter Art Vandelay and the font of positive thinking lessangster . Having been pipped at the last minute in the amazing finish to Dirtbag 4 Frans will be desperate to use his boundless enthusiasm to spur the Unpronounceables on to victory. Steady ThumbsPerennial high flyer Hunter B blends last years subs, Randy Mears ( RHMIII ) and Glenn Hope ( gtmcf813 ) who performed admirably when called upon with the Dirtiest Bagger from Season 4 bogeyman Peter Mollon. A little difficult to see how this will pan out for them but it could be boom or bust for this outfit. Grumpy GrindersJust some older blokes grinding out the results whilst muttering under their breath. SkyBlueBen has been pitched into the maelstrom of inconsistency that his teammates threw out last season. Captain billybudd0623 just kept his CC-C card, Kevin McGuire ( lions67 ) didn't and I was the epitome of mediocrity. Some may see this team as the whipping boys of the team championship but when they have a Honey Badger, a Lion and a long-suffering Coventry fan on your team you would do well to give a bit of respect. Pre-season odds Weapons of Grass Destruction | 2/1 | Goggas | 3/1 | Schrute Farms | 5/1 | Barba Crescit Caput Nescit | 6/1 | Steady Thumbs | 8/1 | Grumpy Grinders | 12/1 |
For the Individual Title I tip Johnny Bollocks and Victor Lane to shake up the usual suspects of Ernie, Leon, Mark and Hunter.
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Post by honeybadger64 on Sept 5, 2019 5:26:17 GMT -5
Well guys I will see how I manage with this bit of kit on. I'll send the subs off to warm up. Cool trainers by the way.
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Post by portred on Sept 5, 2019 5:29:11 GMT -5
Well guys I will see how I manage with this bit of kit on. I'll send the subs off to warm up. Cool trainers by the way. Les getting his excuses in early this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Post by honeybadger64 on Sept 5, 2019 5:30:46 GMT -5
I'll send the subs off to warm up. Cool trainers by the way. Les getting his excuses in early this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You read my mind
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Post by bogeyman on Sept 5, 2019 5:34:26 GMT -5
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